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Mainly on Twitter. Love you, miss you He/him 🌐 America

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Bullwong @bullwong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@crashkrispy.bsky.social ICYMI
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's like they WANT people to go "welp" and fire up Bittorrent again.
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Someone made this event 10 years ago and it’s fast approaching and while I said I was going as a joke way back when, I think this is very important and I will be there with any priestly amulets that are needed to make this come true
Facebook event

Friday, January 1, 2027 at 12 AM - 3PM
Open the Cloud Gate and Summon Anubis to Smite the Unworthy
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
2 panel comic

Panel 1:
Orange Guy saying: let’s just throw trans people under the bus

Panel 2: Red Guy replying: Whoa there. That could damage the bus.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Bullwong @bullwong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This seems @ouinne.bsky.social coded & not just b/c she's the only moot I know of there
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trying to think of what to post for Star Trek’s 60th anniversary but I post about Star Trek a lot already so just enjoy Worf wearing jeans
Worf wearing jeans
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Take me out 😩🧡🎀🔥❤
A three-panel comic of Rei Hino (aka Sailor Mars) and Minako Aino (Sailor Venus) from Sailor Moon. 

Panel 1: Minako lays on her back on her bed with her hands behind her head, saying frustratedly, "Ugh I wish someone would just TAKE ME OUT!"

Panel 2: Rei looks at her slyly. "Like, on a date, or with a sniper rifle?"

Panel 3: Minako looks away and blows a hair out of her eyes.  "Pff.  ...Surprise me."
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Moth-lissa Louise 💀🎃🦇 @emoseal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gonzo
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
football is a game of inches. but soccer is a game of feet! haha hope you’re having fun tonight
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Karl Galle @karlgalle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
On the same afternoon that almost nobody was turning up for this, Dupont Circle was insanely packed with many 100s of people standing in long lines around the entire park area just because the Indian embassy was handing out free mangoes. 🧐
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
a poorly drawn cat that looks like zubat, the pokemona picture of a black cat yawning and stretching, but it looks like it has a weirdly large mouth!
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Oh my god i thought i loved banana ball before but
The official mascot for the Banana Ball rival and sister team, the Party Animals, is a monkey named Pharty. He is famous for being the "gassiest mascot in sports," with a fun twist: his flatulence smells exactly like cupcakes.
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 20/06/2026
Everyone this man has hired has a name that you would make up in a panic at an improv show.
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Bullwong @bullwong.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is why everyone on Twitter makes fun of this place
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/06/2026
LIFEHACK: if you’re a they/them and want to get consistently gendered correctly just start telling people you’re a trans woman 👍
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Bullwong @bullwong.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
what the fuck are you talking about, no one uses any of those looking forward to when y'all remember about THIS site & do anything to improve it
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pipo @pipo1k.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social @viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jackass
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Bassano @bassano.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer
A Japanese mascot dressed as Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring in front of a promotional poster for the same at a press conference in Japan
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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I will grant him that two times zero is still zero but I don't think that's making the point he thinks it is.
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Bullwong @bullwong.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
@ouinne.bsky.social is this relevant to your interests, or those of your geographic fellows
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Jen Donohue @authorizedmusings.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
like??
two black and rust Dobermans sitting next to each other on green grass, grinning up at the camera with near-identical ear attitudes and even angle of open-mouthed-ness.
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Louis Kersten @louisvk.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Holly's rarely-mentioned uncle.
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Paul @paulatkinsonpdx.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
If you straighten this out you get a korok seed.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my hotdog in a bottle, yeah hotdog in a bottle, yeah
a photo on a rocky shore of a hand holding a glass bottle with a hotdog in it
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
constantly in Star Trek, they're like "i know we have these rules for a reason... but there's always an exception for everything! sometimes you just gotta take a chance!" and the Discovery pilot ends with "you stupid fuck. we have these rules for a reason. we are court-martialling you"
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 01/04/2026
OH MY GOD WHAT A SHOT.
A shot of the core stage separation for Artemis II take from the inside the rocket looking out.
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Bullwong @bullwong.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"We hear your concerns, we just don't care"
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Today
An image of a cardboard box. The content notice labels have been printed as 'FARGILE', 'KEEP DRY' and 'UPWAPRD'.

The photo is captioned, via a Tumblr repost, 'This is what's hanging on our wall instead of "Live, Laugh, Love"'.

The general vibes of the whole image are, it has to be said, in shambles. It is the pure essence of 'melting face emoji'.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 30/03/2026
So I was watching the 1993 Finish Made For TV adaptation of The Lord of The Rings, and thought everyone should see the moment where Gollum falls into Mount Doom.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
You there my love?
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Victoria Rose Richards @aerialembroidery.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
My apple orchard in bloom... and rusty old train tracks above it! This is my first time doing tracks on an aerial embroidery and I'm pretty happy with the effect; the flowering trees were a chore but I'm happy with them too! The last element to add is the allotment to the left 🥕🥬🌱 #landscape
An embroidery hoop containing a sewn aerial view landscape of an apple orchard in bloom. The trees have white and pink flowers with lots of small knots around the outside of the orchard to create texture.An embroidered aerial view of an apple orchard in full bloom. The ground is highly textured in shades of green with a dirt path snaking through.An embroidered aerial view of an apple orchard and old rusty train tracks. The orchard has white flowers blooming, with pink cherry blossoms the opposite side of the tracks.
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Bullwong @bullwong.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Man my engagement here is garbage too, Twitter's way more fun. Something something user controlled algorithm, works great guys
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Bullwong @bullwong.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Hey do y'all do features that users want anymore or is it pretty much just your own thing these days
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Bullwong @bullwong.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
THAT'S WHAT ALL THE FUCKING WATER IS FOR
mad men - that's what the money is for
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
there it is, all 7 continents
screengrab of Mary Shaw's Facebook Post from The 50501 Movement. Image of four people in winter gear who have written NO KINGS in the snow. Caption reads "4 at Deception Island, Antartica"
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Uncle Dana @danahorsewoman.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Bullwong @bullwong.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
ok lmk when
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/03/2026
Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early theonion.com/dad-suggests-arriving-…
Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I’m at ICE HQ
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Bullwong @bullwong.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Stay safe friends 😰 @ouinne.bsky.social
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Bullwong @bullwong.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (that isn't Indiana Jones) Matt Smith as Doctor Who (2010)
Matt Smith in "The Big Bang" (11th Doctor, Amy, 6/26/2010)
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Homer says "I believe I will order a cheeseburger"Man says "this is a sushi restaurant! They don't serve cheeseburgers"Homer says "very well. Then I will order a hamburger"Man says "pure hilarity. I pounce tgis son to be based!"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
You fool...you thought my mistakes were a result of incompetence, whereas they are actually caused by careful and deliberate bad decisionmaking
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