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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I had to be taken out of the movie theater while screaming when attending a showing of E.T.

Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Like 8 weeks ago we did a large order of Chinese takeout and they put it in a box, which Charlie has adopted as Fun Place to Be. I told husband we have to get rid of it, and he's like BUT LOOK

A small black and white cat in a cardboard box. He does not yet know it's going into recycling.

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It just rained here for exactly 10 seconds. My weather app predicted 49% chance of rain today so technically correct.

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I am SO MAD that I have to work on the day this is scheduled because this is my FAVORITE BOOK and i want to TALK ABOUT IT

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It is the best time of the week: just getting into bed on a Friday night

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's not even funny what kind of loss I will absorb if I have to create an account to do business with you. I will walk away from a winning lottery ticket, I promise you.

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You can always tell who's a native South Floridian because they delight at a brief cold snap ("how droll! I shall put on the one sweater i own!") but if it's cloudy for more than a day they throw a tantrum

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm not gonna get into the details of the commercial i saw but I'm just gonna say that the anti-trans political propaganda is so false and horrifying that i almost launched myself into the TV

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Omg y'all remember when the MTV Video Music Awards was So Important?

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The local radio station that plays 90s and 00s throwbacks are editing out the Sean Combs parts of the songs and i enjoy this

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Both of my cats would post about Best Places to Nap in the House.

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Excuse me, food bloggers. I'm not making a bechamel to make Velveeta cheese sauce.

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I am taking a sick day tomorrow i ain't care

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Tonight was the best batch of tuna pinwheels we've made yet

A pan with homemade tuna pinwheels omg they are so good

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is absolutely incredible

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We're challenging each other on what other language phrases we know. We're good on 'hello', 'goodbye', 'please', 'thank you', 'do you speak English', and counting 1-10 in French, German, and Spanish. This is fun

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Buy one, get one free rainbow

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ugh, head can't make things do. Thanks, brain fog. Probably time to resume sleep.

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We had a hard time thinking of dinners for the coming week until i recalled tuna pinwheels that i learned about from @boldfashioned.com Hell yeah gonna make em

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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

BRING ME YOUR DRY BIRDS SO THAT I MAY SAUCE THEM

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Got my shots today and whew are my arms hurting

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I hope 20yo me would be impressed by all i have achieved, in addition to having a super hot husband who is not at all like the abusive asshole she was engaged to at the time

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

There is NO WAY i could answer this question, especially after reading through all the replies. I do offer my husband mountain dew or crab juice often though.

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

We ordered a quart of egg drop soup with Chinese takeout tonight and they only gave us one bag of wonton crunchies. We have elected to divide them equally by weight.

A kitchen scale behind 2 small bowls of fried wonton strips. They are 2.3 grams apiece.

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Having a rough mental health day so am self-medicating with a large amount of Chinese takeout. Yes i am eating duck sauce straight from the packet. No shame here.

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This post is what stood out a lot for me today. Yes, i understand that younger generations need to know about what happened, but it feels like they're almost romanticizing it. It's in bad taste.

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Ran out of library ebook loans so I'm back to reading novels by Lucy Maud Montgomery. Best author ever.

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Well just gonna take care of this right now

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Just showed my extremely-not-online hisband the Kevin Smith wife tweet and he is like "what.. the fuck. Why would you say this. EVER. About your wife, much less ANYONE" This man is horrified

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I need alt text on this so bad. This is brilliant.

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Ok, the ridiculous Miami Dolphins tree is up. May it bring us better luck than we had in preseason!

A white tree with Miami Dolphins themed ornaments, to bring mojo to the worst team in the league.

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

When i was a kid, i was looking through my mom's records and asked "why's this some guy's butt?" Mom said "well honey, it's Bruce Springsteen"

The album cover of Bruce Springsteen's Born in the USA. It's a photo of his denim-clad butt with a handkerchief sticking out of the back pocketed.

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My boss at the time fully believed the large fuel storage farm down the street from the office was the next target. However, we could not leave work unless we went to donate blood(??). In the months following, he would call the FBI to report any client who was of middle eastern descent.

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I've been watching this for an hour

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I think we are coming up on the 35th time husband has tried to explain Pass Interference to me. I still don't get it. It's just guys making up stuff about throwing a ball around.

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Love that my local radio station's censored version of 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy" is "Pop That Coochie" Because that's not a different word for vagina i guess

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Yesterday was my one year anniversary of finishing cancer treatment 🌞

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I realize one of my faults of character is that i am too helpful. i.e. i offer advice that is not requested, wanted, or is even germane to whatever venting someone is expressing to me. If I've done that to you, i apologize. I'm working on it.

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Thank you, city of Pompano Beach, for reminding me that i am Old

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Fresh ginger is so good in recipes yet so infuriating to prep. I think nature is playing a joke on us with this

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Found out today that the Kingdom Hall for Jehovah Witnesses and the Church of LDS are right next to each other on the same road near us

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

We have longtime friends visiting us tonight and both said "covid is still a thing?" Jesus christ

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Welp, Mental Floss is now requiring signup to read content. Thanks for the many years of great info, but I'll pass on that.

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

We have leftover breaded chicken patties and leftover lasagna. Husband decided to use both on a sandwich.

It's a chicken and lasagna sandwich on toasted brioche with pickles

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Let us never forget that Dolly participated in a Dolly Parton drag lookalike competition and came in third place. She was a queen in so many ways.

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly was an incredible role model, and a person so amazing that there is a whole ass theme park dedicated to her. She was just everything.

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