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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 17h

Poor Carrie. Keeps getting rebooted and bullied.

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18h

how does ohio boy vance keep walking right into the buzzsaw of one of the midwest's most Ancient Tribal Hatreds. dog no one in michigan cares what your OSU ass has to say

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

This is a conversation that I know a lot of people here have daydreamed about having, and it's worth your time.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

We are in a hostage situation with our billionaires. They've made it clear that their accumulation of wealth (and the attendant degradation of democracy) only works in one direction. If it moves even an inch the other way, they blow the whole thing up and inaugurate fascism. Completely untenable

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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Still trying to understand how Napster got shut down, but Anthropic is going public and still hasn’t paid us authors yet after stealing our work.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

You frightened wockaflockas really let them gut our country and make it their personal piggy bank? I hope shittin' on folks who were different from you was worth it.

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Brian Edits @bubsc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Elon is who they claimed Soros was.

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Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I could have refused both on principle and gone hungry. But the pineapple pizza was perfectly edible, filled me up, and I could pick off some of the pineapple. This is not a story about pizza.

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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 13/10/2026

You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The Seven Stages of Democrat Rage When Republicans Are Fascistic: 1. This is simply wrong 2. We are better than this 3. It’s downright un-American 4. Reagan would be rolling in his grave 5. This is simply wrong (reprise) 6. I am writing a letter 7. Can you chip in $5 to help me put a stop to this

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It’s not complicated. Trump is Putin’s bitch. Always has been. Always will be.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I just don't care about any ~law enforcement~ story coming out of this administration because the idea of this man enforcing laws is preposterous on its face. We're talking about an arsonist doing fire code inspections. You're a sucker if you engage with any of it in good faith

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Brian Edits @bubsc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

As someone who has probably watched 95% of SNL monologues over the past 20 years, can we at least focus on the sexist joke without claiming that Shane Giilis bombed? Why do we need to lie to each other? Plenty of real things to be pissed about.

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Brian Edits @bubsc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

They are losing and emptying their tank of childish right wing ideas to see what sticks. Let's make sure none of it sticks.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.

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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit treating Deshaun Watson like any other QB, and nary a mention of two dozen sexual assault allegations as part of an already disgusting “redemption” arc they’ve spent all night trying to weave is really gross.

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Brian Edits @bubsc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

With everything about Cornell this week, seeing Deshaun Watson get praised by two MAGA fuckheads is nauseating.

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Google and Apple immediately update their maps.

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Brian Edits @bubsc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Straight, white, married, from NY and dis-like country outside Dolly, Johhny, Sturgill, and Kacey. Have heard that famous country song on streaming. It's fine, but why is the singer okay with her man cheating simply because the other woman is from Texas? Have some Tennessee pride is all.

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Jeanne d'Snark 🏳️‍⚧️ Bull of Heaven @jeannedsnark.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

The average human male contains, on average, about 200 million sperm containing on average 800mb of genetic data which means each ejaculation contains 160 petabytes on average. Furthermore, the average speed is about 28mph 1/2

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s

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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

bring 👏 back 👏 sex 👏 scenes 👏 in 👏 movies! *monkey’s paw curls*

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!

(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

succinctly summarizing messy stories in a measured tone that sounds matter-of-fact instead of accusatory is this man’s superpower

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I really hope the next president is like “I could’ve pissed on Trump’s head as he was leaving office and burned all of his properties to the ground. I didn’t do it, but I could’ve if I wanted to. Maybe I still will.”

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026

Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Trump said that if I didn’t vote for him, gas prices would double. It looks like he was right.

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Brian Edits @bubsc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The corruption has never been more blatant in our lifetimes. What did you assume would happened, say 20 years ago, about this much open corruption of our sytems? If it is not being done, then you need to start making it happen. We're behind.

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Brian Edits @bubsc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If I was the metaphoric 1%, once I learned the staying power of that label, I would probably try to scapegoat another minority that exact % of the population too.

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Something Pete Milan This Way Comes @petemilan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Rod Torfulson's Armada will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. We are still awaiting confirmation from Herman Menderchuk.

rod torfulson's armada featuring herman menderchuk.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026

the truly crazy making part of all of this is that voter fraud EFFECTIVELY DOES NOT EXIST. you have a better chance of finding an actual leprechaun at the end of the rainbow than of finding evidence of voter fraud that influences an election

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Brian Edits @bubsc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Happy 25th anniversary to every American fantasizing how they would take down a would be terrorist the next time they flew.

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Brian Edits @bubsc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Halfway through the 1st game of the season and Cris Collinsworth is in mid-season suck off the Patriots form.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.

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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The 38 Helens you should follow.

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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

You'd think she'd be nicer to a guy who could write her a Vicodin prescription.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.

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Brian Edits @bubsc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Anyone one who unironically states "I'm too edgy..." is just an asshole.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I don't agree with arsonists but firefighters are too aggressive for me. I wish there was a... third way

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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped

Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny

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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 26/08/2026

If Tropical Storm Dolly becomes Hurricane Dolly and then hits land in Florida and takes out Mar-A-Lago, I will have no choice but to believe in God and Her superior sense of humor.

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Brian Edits @bubsc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Trump, Stallone, Oliver Stone, Bush, Clinton, and Pat Sajak were also born in 1946, if God needed an updated list.

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

It's good to know the U.S. president has his priorities straight: China’s robot revolution, Ukraine’s technological advances, and Russia’s military buildup for a 2nd front against Europe can wait. It’s more important to antagonize Canada, lose a trade war, and try to rename a lake.

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

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