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Will @bsnorlax.bsky.social · 7h
very tired of having the most evil people in the world control all of our lives
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Will @bsnorlax.bsky.social · 19h
When I say "boys will be boys," this the shit I'm talking about
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 20h
It's October 1st which means this video should be seen by everyone again
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Will @bsnorlax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
twitter account got locked for two weeks bc i said asmongold prolly doesn't deserve to live lmaoooo
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
submitted by fluxer server member
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is no one who loves defending Rape more than Michael Tracey
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please don't give the DA reopening the Cornell case any cookies. District Attorney Matthew Van Houten all but called Jane Doe a liar today. He said that in Doe's initial statement, she described "her participation in drug use and sexual conduct as voluntary, conscious, and consensual.” CONSENSUAL
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Will @bsnorlax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The other day a pretty older woman complimented my voice and said it was very pleasant to listen to and I've been riding that high ever since
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
let the gourd times roll
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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pay attention Dems. Gov Beshear won twice, in a deep red state, and never threw trans people under the bus. He led with compassion rather than the fear and cowardice we've seen from some of our Ohio candidates and party leadership.
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Dr. Emily Hamilton-Honey @hermioneclone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This entire situation is beyond disgusting, but thank the Goddess for the stellar fucking work of student journalists. Truly. CW: rape, sexual assault www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
cornellsun.com
EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Eric Deggans @edeggans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Since Elon Musk seems to hate this documentary about him from one of my favorite non-fiction filmmakers, Alex Gibney, figured it was my duty to spread a link to the trailer so you can see it for yourself. ENJOY: loom.ly/oA2_-p8
youtu.be
Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3! Jerry: So? You like that game. George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts. Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Qichin | Bard Vtuber @qichin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
With alt text. Avoid this game like the plague, it involves literal Nazi game devs.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
JK Rowling's death will be funny as hell because it'll be Charlie Kirk but wizard-themed. The worst and stupidest fucking people you have *ever* seen, dressed as wizards and crying and producing terrible genAI slop of a suspiciously Charlie Kirk-like Harry welcoming her to heaven etc
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 25/09/2026
well done youtu.be/6kZR638ARN8
youtu.be
How Many Kids Did DOGE Kill?
YouTube video by Adam Conover
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speakingononey.bsky.social @speakingononey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is my experience with Chris O’Neill. I have been silent for far too long. Please click the link below for my full statement. docs.google.com/document/d/1... Thank you.
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Ami Fields-Meyer @fieldsmeyer.com · 25/09/2026
I kept walking to my seat a few rows behind him. His staff or security are not happy with me. But Oz holds a position of public trust and is using it to make life unlivable for human beings in America. I should be the least of his problems. If you see Oz, let him have it. Let them eat crudités.
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Ami Fields-Meyer @fieldsmeyer.com · 25/09/2026
We were mid-handshake and he pulled me in and grabbed tighter and got upset and raised his voice and said: "What are you talking about man?! Those aren't real people. They're illegal aliens!"
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Ami Fields-Meyer @fieldsmeyer.com · 25/09/2026
I said: “Sir, you need to stop kicking hundreds of thousands of people off health insurance just because they are vulnerable. ‘Not using you insurance’ is not a reason to evict someone from their insurance.”
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Ami Fields-Meyer @fieldsmeyer.com · 25/09/2026
Dr. Oz is on my flight right now. He is sitting in the very first seat, front row. I saw him get on the plane. So when I stepped off the jetway onto the plane I approached him and put my hand out. What the man in charge of healthcare for the people on the very margins of society said…was revealing
Dr. Oz on flight
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Legion Of Terra-Cotta Mouseketeers Found Beneath Disney World theonion.com/legion-of-terra-cotta-…
Legion Of Terra-Cotta Mouseketeers Found Beneath Disney World
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is what every game developer sounds like right now.
A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.
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petriform 💜 "To Reiterate, You're Great" out now! @petriform.com · 08/02/2026
in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme
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Alexa Ray Corriea @alexaray.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Framing legendary award-winning actor Erika Ishii as a “controversy” is absolute small brained goon behavior, Polygon what the hell
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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Will @bsnorlax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I gotta update all my profile pictures on social media so everyone can see how long my hair has gotten
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, black & white charcoal pencil.

One of my favorite pieces from my new book, Spooky Pants. Coming out this October.

A small cabin in the snow surrounded by trees. Two cabin people stand outside holding mugs of hot cider. One of them shouts out, “Big Fella, we got hot apple cider happening over here.” On the other side of the page we see Big Fella, a massive spider emerging from the forest. 

Artist’s note: The spider only has 6 legs.. I made a mistake. However, I did read that some spiders can lose their legs in battle so maybe that’s what happened. Also, this drawing was probably directly inspired by the game Limbo. I love the art direction in it.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a small group of friends is hanging out indoors. Two guys are on the couch, holding video game controllers. A third guy steps into the room and says, “can someone move their car?” Panel 2: he continues, “there’s an impossible device blocking me.” In the driveway, a beige car is parked in front of a glossy, unfathomable biomechanic vehicle. Panel 3: back in the video game room, a spindly, three-eyed alien creature steps from across the room with a car key in hand. The alien says, “that’s me, bro— I’ll move.” One of the guys on the couch throws up his hands because the alien is blocking the TV.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The fact that Musk himself is sponsoring so many of the anti-trans ads this cycle presents a pretty golden opportunity for Dems to point out that of course the guy who literally wants to build a gas-powered data center in your backyard wants this election to be about trans people.
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alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Writing about Musk's DOGE for a chapter in my book about gamer politics -- this man has had a childlike obsession with a meme for over a decade. That anyone would consider him a genius when I'm fairly certain he could be distracted by YouTube videos of dancing fruit is shocking.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/09/2026
chat I’m gonna be honest here I’m not sure “be grateful for the high gas prices” is a winning midterm message
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A crayon artist sits with their legs crossed in a chair next to a wall they have covered in dinosaur illustrations. They are wearing overalls and a bandana. They exude the confidence of an artist who has seen their vision to completion. However, like many creators, their vision is not shared by everyone. They are confronted by a man in a sweater vest, “Heard you been drawin dinosaurs on my walls.” The artist replies, “You heard right.” 

Artist’s note: I try to do my drawings quickly so they maintain that spontaneous feel I’m going for (something we’ve discussed in previous posts). For this one I ended up redrawing the artist’s pose and subtle facial expression over and over again until it felt right.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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Aƙαɳҽ 💀 @akanemnon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy Birthday Undertale
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gryphoneer @gryphoneer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sam hyde is a known nazi asshole who is attempting to trick furries into participating in a big-brother-as-imagined-by-kiwifarms reality show. so if you or someone you know consider going to "furry meetup" in manhattan, for your own safety don't go
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fresh off their failure to turn Nolan’s Odyssey into a massive flop, the right-wing grievance machine is again looking to manufacture outrage over a highly anticipated blockbuster release, spinning desperate narratives about how Grand Theft Auto VI will advance the “woke” agenda:
wired.com
The Anti-Woke Right Can’t Figure Out How to Stop ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’
A subset of male gamers have spent years warning that the transgressive series has been neutered by progressive developers, but the backlash isn’t taking hold.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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Vis ~~👻 COMMS OPEN @invisoguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
HEY HI! I gotta build up my savings again from car repairs and the like SO i'm opening up some Emote commissions over on my kofi: ko-fi.com/c/872ffc0eb3
ko-fi.com
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Support Invisoguy! The Good vibes ghost haunting the internet
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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