Reposted by BrendanSean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 18hINTERVIEWER: What was your favorite Matchbox car as a kid? CENA: "Favorite" can mean many things to many people. Favorite is a word and a concept that I treasure. My favorite things from Matchbox or any aspect of life are dear to me. INTERVIEWER: When you filmed— CENA: Also, I love Vince McMahon. 314135
Reposted by Brendan‘aesthetically terrifying’ @aruss-updates.bsky.social · 20hThe idea that catching the bad guy is the highest good is sociopathic. High speed chases, shooting in the street? These people have watched too many movies where miraculously no one on the street is injured or killed. And all of the mangled vehicles and homes are repaired with no loss or cost. 1181
Brendan @bschneider30.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It’s always kind of wild to me how much more left Defector is than many of the people who read it. Keep up the great work. 1140
Reposted by BrendanDefector @defector.com · 08/10/2026A blue wave won't mean shit if the chumps get their way: defector.com/a-blue-wave-...defector.comA Blue Wave Won’t Mean Shit If The Chumps Get Their Way | DefectorDrew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday at Defector during the NFL season. Got something you wanna contribute? Email the Roo. You can also read Drew over… 50626106
Reposted by BrendanCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Folders fold. Principles matter. 1657
Reposted by BrendanW.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I love the use of the world "allow" here. It's allowed right now brother!!! 3469
Reposted by BrendanJoey Politano🏳️🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Again he’s really losing it with the AI stuff now 3272461325
Reposted by BrendanGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon 807205744600
Reposted by Brendanworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026checking what's going on over on X 0637
Reposted by Brendanonion person @junlper.beer · 08/10/2026putting “raising my child” in the catagory of ways how ai will streamline my life 1232812205
Reposted by Brendan🎃👻🧙♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026this is so fucking sad 883117641429
Reposted by Brendanbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026every now and then I meet someone whose whole vibe is gil from the simpsons and they’ll be talking my ears off about something and the whole time I’ll be thinking “damn the simpsons really nailed this type of guy.” but deep down i think everyone’s one bad day away from being a gil. except me 31088
Brendan @bschneider30.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comThanos: Perfectly Balanced As All Things Should BeAlt: Thanos: Perfectly Balanced As All Things Should Be 010
Reposted by BrendanZoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 07/10/2026cops have more in common with the fires than they do the firefighters. both fire and cops love devastating neighborhoods, eating up the city budget, and killing angelinos for no fucking reason 1684
Brendan @bschneider30.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Tomorrow is going to be really easy at work for me since I no longer need to do physical work. 050
Reposted by BrendanMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 572215124192
Reposted by Brendandon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026be a hero don't be a miro 313021
Brendan @bschneider30.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The concern trolling about that match is the latest in a long series of topics that have me convinced that not enough wrestling fans understand or care about sports. People learn and follow rule sets for sports very quickly. 080
Reposted by BrendanFanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Renne doing the "okay you dumbfucks it's not that complicated" promo for clockwork carnage 59713
Reposted by BrendanFanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Poor Kofi too used to wrestling guys like the Miz so wasn't sure Bandido would actually catch him on that crossbody lol 115720
Reposted by BrendanDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII 231911380
Reposted by BrendanBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don't think the Republican Party can "go back to normal" but if it did, that just means being a vehicle for undermining government and concentrating wealth, enveloped in a bunch of dishonest obfuscatory slop. Why yearn for something to return to the exact thing that fostered it 342015256
Brendan @bschneider30.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“If something was very different, I bet you’d feel very differently” is one of the most maddening common arguments people make for me. 060
Reposted by BrendanMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 214104451652
Reposted by Brendan🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It is sad that Tom Morello is no longer woke 132129
Reposted by Brendanwoke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026nobody has ever been more destined to finish 8th in the first dem primary state than this guy 101009
Reposted by BrendanJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Bolsonaro Jr winning the Brazil election, or at least being in the drivers seat for the runoff, reminds me that the GOP can still prevail in the midterms even if it looks like they can’t possibly win 1741562
Brendan @bschneider30.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s hilarious that he thinks the Democrats also don’t agree that we should just give people money to improve their lives instead of giving them “opportunity”. 000
Reposted by BrendanJordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 04/10/2026Gonna have lunch with the guy who thinks the government shouldn’t tax his child bride’s income 2511
Brendan @bschneider30.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That sucks so much, mine just gave me the silent treatment until I used a complete sentence. 010
Brendan @bschneider30.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Holy shit, I had this exact same experience today for the first time. It wouldn’t take my one word responses. 110
Brendan @bschneider30.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He’s such a goofy Mormon coded guy. In the Netflix show that followed him around he thought he was being so bad by drinking a Roy Rogers during the season with his brother and friends. 000
Brendan @bschneider30.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Swing Way of Water on a big screen would be fucking sick. We only saw it at home. 100
Reposted by BrendanWhite Flight From the Mouth of Infinity @leyndellsoviet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026[unconvincingly] "I'm just a girl in the world..." [several overlapping voices at once, not all of them human] "THAT'S ALL THAT THEY'LL LET ME BE!" 0105
Reposted by BrendanJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Going for lunch with Waingro tomorrow to try and gain an understanding about my own possible ideological biases 3181
Reposted by BrendanDavid BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 04/10/2026If any other Hollywood star spent almost 3 years doing this "I'm just a simple caveman; sexual abuse and trafficking are confusing but acceptable transgressions to me" shit in mainstream interviews, it would actually be a controversy that would negatively affect their career, right? 52590155
Reposted by BrendanDavid BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 04/10/2026Again I think it's really important to stress that every time Cena comments on Vince, he treats the allegations as true. Just...not a problem for him. And not even in a "it's hard to reconcile with the man I've known for over 20 years" way. And he seemingly never gets asked follow up questions. 913232
Reposted by BrendanFanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So rock basically confirmed the Meltzer report that WWE were mad he mentioned AEW and praised them when writing his tribute to PAC 610615
Reposted by BrendanFanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Idk if I have seen someone weaponize "I'm just dumb former wrestler you can't be mad at me" in the way Cena has with the constant Vince mentions. Any other mainstream actor saying this shit about a sex trafficker would be a huge story. Cena gets away with it cause "ah hes just a wrestler" 821441
Reposted by BrendanK.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026John Cena is the type of guy who doesn't realize "i never am going to take a controversial stance" is in fact always taking a controversial stance, and that stance is always inherently conservative and in favor of power. 031
Reposted by Brendan🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I remember reading about the guy that jacked off in front of a woman without her consent and was burned at the stake during the Salem Witch Trials. 531318
Reposted by BrendanMalevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Notice how the AI companies pay for none of their input costs but want to "meter and sell intelligence" 0186
Reposted by BrendanBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants 207173343305