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Woke Mechanic

@broke-mechanic.lol
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Not really that woke or that broke, not a mechanic any more either.

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 16h
tumblr post:
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Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 26/07/2024
History repeats itself again, the new farce is so insane it makes the last farce look like tragedy.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 16h
It's not even funny what kind of loss I will absorb if I have to create an account to do business with you. I will walk away from a winning lottery ticket, I promise you.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 1h
an Atlantic political columnist "not understanding" that Chris Rufo is a virulent bigot and far right propagandist is very on brand keep up the good work, brunchlords
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 25/09/2026
The two best days in a football team owner's life are the day he buys Aaron Rodgers and the day he sells Aaron Rodgers.
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 22h
thinking a lot about a sorority member I was friends with telling me "yours is the safe frat" and when i asked about it she said "we dont get raped at your events"
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🕷️Spectre of Communism🕷️, MSW (NOT A MAN) 🥯🌹 @acabcalloway.bsky.social · 22h
Become communist by tomorrow button here: act.dsausa.org/s/5256.4vDkuP
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Join DSA. Become a member today.
Democratic socialists have an historic opportunity and responsibility to play a central role in continuing the political revolution for the long term. As a democratic, grassroots organization, DSA is ...
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Jamie Kaye @ NYCC @missjamiekaye.bsky.social · 22h
JOIN DSA JOIN DSA JOIN DSA
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 01/10/2026
slightly hotter take: software people are going to regret not building their unions on their own terms and not the terms of traditional labor
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 01/10/2026
men and boys experience sexual violence, too. when a man identifies with the rapist(s) in a story over the victim(s), he is telling you something relevant about himself
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's all this really is. Know your place. Smile more. Show hole.
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 30/09/2026
That's right
How about Roger Stone Butch Blues? Has anyone made that joke yet?
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singular locus sarah @scgriffith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
with this and the microsoft exec calling ai the largest of theft of human labor in history, we've got some evidence that people in power understand the various reasons you might hate ai, and they think those reasons rule
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Rob is reading Macedonian Logistics🧭 @robisreading.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My god he's done it again
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 06/09/2026
They're gonna ritually sacrifice the Liberty Biberty during the Superbowl Halftime Show
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 30/09/2026
Teaching my cis friends about Sucking The Strap. Just to feel something. Just to see if it shakes anything loose.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go Birds
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Hildemar von Regensburg @i-am-hildemar.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I don't recall where I found this, but I'd say this looks about right.
Two scales illustrating the social environment composed by men. The first, prefaced with "I've learned that a lot of guys visualize our social environment like this" shows over 95% of the line to depict "good men", and a small bit to illustrate "crazed evil men". 
The second line, prefaced with "But it's actually closer to this", is labeled as follows: at the 1/8 mark, "heroic men who will intervene" another eighth "well-meaning men who underestimate the issue", the next line, at about halfway, reads "men who think certain women deserve it (but aren't active predators)" , the line after that, "men who passively enjoy/consume/encourage predation", at the 3/4 mark, "textbook predators we're all afraid of" and a final mark nearly at the extreme end of the scale, labeled "monsters so cruel we can't even fathom them".
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
quick survey for my cis followers: 1.) how many teeth are you willing to lose to protect a trans person you have never met 2.) remember that number 3.) increase that number 4.) increase it again 5.) mean it thank you for participating in this survey. you are allowed to stay
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 29/09/2026
somebody needs to write a thing about: a) the hyperreality of retail pricing vs what you learn in econ 101 b) the hyper-hyperreality of "surge pricing" retail as some kind of terrarium simulacrum of supply and demand
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Hush-Kit aviation news, history & satire @hushkit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you catch Richard Whitcomb in the changing rooms checking out your area-ruled fuselage with a bit too much intensity
Richard Whitcomb staring intensely at your area ruled fuselage
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 31/10/2024
Born too late to kidnap a Sabine woman, born too early to conquer Gaul, born just in time to get executed for hitting on a Vestal virgin.
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 03/06/2024
Sacrificing a wife guy every spring ensures a good harvest in the fall.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Disco Gnostic @mazov.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes you gotta remind the ultras in your life that even the Bolsheviks ran for office
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All the women are just out of frame, laughing too
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
anything that stands between you and access to care is a weapon any person who stands between you and access to care is a cop
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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Many trustees and top executives agree on the project.
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 26/09/2026
Every time a lib makes a No Kings poster with AI, @wsil.dsachapters.org gets another data center project cancelled.
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Amy Mode Activated 🪷 ᓚᘏᗢ ಇ. @activateamymode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes. This.
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Seth Wilson @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I worked at a Harley dealership and I’ve got to say the Lesbian Bar Masking Drama was neat and orderly compared to what those guys got into weekly.
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy shit lmao
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🕷️Spectre of Communism🕷️, MSW (NOT A MAN) 🥯🌹 @acabcalloway.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Raising and educating children costs a great deal of money because that labor is not actually cheap labor -- brand new information for everyone in the city of Chicago
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 26/09/2026
Who wants small class sizes for their kid? - everyone raises their hand Who wants to pay for more teachers and buildings? - crickets
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when you're a woman acab includes doctors
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 25/09/2026
Asking to speak to the manager of Samsara because I was told things would get better.
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 29/07/2025
Unlocking the samsara wheel in Need for Speed: Underground
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 19/10/2025
I'm putting pool floaties on my Samsara wheel.
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 25/09/2025
Hooking up a flux capacitor to my Samsara wheel and getting beaten to death by the Time Cops.
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The mayoral discourse in Berlin continues to be *utterly* unhinged. If the AfD had topped the polls the narrative would be “finally the people have been heard!” but since the Left won, it’s all “Queer Islamofascists and Woke are trying to conquer us with, er, affordable rents!”
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 16/02/2026
Me and who?
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🕷️Spectre of Communism🕷️, MSW (NOT A MAN) 🥯🌹 @acabcalloway.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Once again tapping the sign:
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 25/09/2026
Whats a movie less than 60% on rotten tomatoes that you consider to be a perfect movie? like not a bit, genuinely perfect film. Miami Vice
Miami Vice title card in Plex
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
where and how did these critics’ lives go so wrong
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t like to call shit to early but being called out by Netanyahu in front of the U.N. strikes me as a total Hasan cultural victory
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 25/09/2026
The two best days in a football team owner's life are the day he buys Aaron Rodgers and the day he sells Aaron Rodgers.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This one is going up there w/ the Trump 'May Allah Awaken The People' clip
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🐾Obscura, Cheetah🐾 @cheetahobscura.chee.spot · 24/09/2026
Welcome aboard, senator! :3
Photo of two fursuiters sitting in the cockpit of a airplane
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