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Woke Mechanic

@broke-mechanic.lol
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Not really that woke or that broke, not a mechanic any more either.

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🕷️Spectre of Communism🕷️, MSW (NOT A MAN) 🥯🌹 @acabcalloway.bsky.social · 13h
Making fun of Nancy earns a block. This was an extremely brave use of the Speech and Debate clause and I hope Nancy gets the support she needs.
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 15/10/2026
the "agentic" vision of computing is a spam world where everyone has their own personal army of spam bots working 24/7 on their behalf choking everything with spam to try and get one over on the next guy. and that's just not something that can really... exist, long term?
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is it, the perfect opinion piece
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 13/10/2026
Because my job can be a real bummer, when I am searching for instances of sexual violence among men in a defined group, you don't search for "sexual assault," you search for "hazing." We have euphemized language because we really, really don't want to address this in any real terms.
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High Evo-Boo-tionary 1106 @highevo1106.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Speaking as a guy, you are very much taught that you don't really have any right to your own body and this may have something to do with young men having a rather fuzzy grasp on what constitutes consent.
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Miles Whitney @milesew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Years ago I was at a men's retreat. Generally leaning towards men that had experienced hard times but a pretty random sample. They did an exercise where a man would cross over if they had experienced something like sexual abuse, starting "small" and ending with rape. More than half crossed.
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Chelsea M. Cameron (she/they) @chel-c-cam.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The only way men can have physical touch with other men is through violence, and that especially includes sexual violence designed to validate their own masculinity.
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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 14/10/2026
They do, it just isn't coded as sexual assault by men in denial of homoeroticism, because the men don't identify as anything other than heterosexual, the assault and harassment is just coded as "jokes" or "pranks."
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May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄 @goddessblade.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Why did you transition? Right answers only
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 14/10/2026
My whole life until I transitioned I felt like I was alone in the universe. That there was nobody else out there who's brain worked like mine. Then I met some trans women IRL and hit it off right away. After only a few months, I realized what I had to do.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“I think we'll look back on the last decade as a time when social media gave previously marginalized groups the ability to speak directly to elites and, as a result, elites lost their minds.” --Michael Hobbes I think the reality is funnier. The marginalized were merely talking to themselves.
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 14/10/2026
They fucked up! 100F was supposed to be the normal human body temp but they fucking missed. They should have just taken the L.
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West Suburban Illinois DSA @wsil.dsachapters.org · 13/10/2026
Hey, that’s our WSILDSA train logo pin! 👀 We are glad you like it, Hasan, and thanks for all you do for the movement!🌹
Hasan Piker showing off a WSIL DSA pin on his lapel
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 13/10/2026
pov: you are about to get shot
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 13/10/2026
The short focal length (wide angle) lens on most smartphones stretches your face horizontally and can exaggerate your cheekbones and brow ridge. If Mel took a similar photo with a 50mm lens on a full frame camera it would probably look a lot more like the painting.
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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Haydon, frightfully @haydonmp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If data is oil then that makes porn ball bearings in this essay I will
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 13/10/2026
mfw people post slop on bikesky
ai generated cowboy with some sort of horrible grinning rictus
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Disco Gnostic @mazov.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I wrote something, so I need everyone to dedicate some of that sweet finite attention span and read it for me
Kim Kitsuragi: can you lock the fuck in
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
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The SS United States is set to be sunk in mid-November
Okaloose County expects to sink the SS United States the second week in November, depending on weather.
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“Huh. He/She’s kinda hawt” and then going on about your business is totally normal. “I AM GOING TO BUILD MY LIFE PHILOSOPHY AROUND WHY WON’T THIS PERSON DATE ME?” is completely wack.
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 12/10/2026
Fellas, if you want to resolve your "sticky biological reality" and become a better reader, just head down to your local Planned Parenthood and ask for "estradiol valerate 20mg/ml" Don't worry about the side effects, in fact you may come to enjoy them.
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✨priya @ no kings comic con 10/15 @priyahuq.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026
Begging screaming pleading for people to stop organizing on Instagram
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im nicebat 👼🦇 <— CATSCRATCH FEVER 🌡️ @nicebart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
certified banger, & very thoughtfully deconstructed for someone who hasn’t played the game
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 24/09/2026
All I'm saying is, if I was in that lesbian bar, with my lesbians, it wouldn't have went down like it did.
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 25/09/2026
Asking to speak to the manager of Samsara because I was told things would get better.
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 26/09/2026
Every time a lib makes a No Kings poster with AI, @wsil.dsachapters.org gets another data center project cancelled.
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 03/10/2026
Youngshit is wasted on the young.
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 04/10/2026
I bring a "private automobiles should be regulated like private aircraft, and commercial automobiles should be regulated like commercial aircraft" vibe to policy discussions that literally nobody else likes.
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 30/07/2026
What's this gap in your resume? "Uhhh, force majeure"
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 12/10/2026
Fellas, if you want to resolve your "sticky biological reality" and become a better reader, just head down to your local Planned Parenthood and ask for "estradiol valerate 20mg/ml" Don't worry about the side effects, in fact you may come to enjoy them.
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antibot4navalny | bot blocker | блокировщик ботов @antibot4navalny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
To those implying that Kremlin-controlled social media bot/troll farms became silent after Ukraine hit a Yandex data center, posting this CloudFare chart ( radar.cloudflare.com/bots/as13238 ): Hate to disappoint you all ⤵️
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Alan Bradley @ajpbradley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think we’re overdue some cute and cuddly cars after a decade and a half of scowling anger, so it’s hitting a zeitgeist. It’s definitely the best reinvention of the shape I’ve seen so far.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
cis guys love to take take a non feminizing amount of estrogen oh this slutty little outfit and nail polish? that lowers my biological age actually
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razorgirl @razorgirl.diy · 10/10/2026
as weird as he is, it's impossible for me to read his treatment of kate's body as anything other than advocacy for women's health. it's always got such a focus on pointing out the contrasts between his easy access to healthcare and how much of a struggle comparable things are for people like her
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afterglowlor 🌞✨ @afterglowlor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
one of your tweets that i still think about to this day, another being “the only difference between encrypted data and random noise is your belief in the existence of a key”, and one about how every startups main competitor in excel
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 09/10/2026
If CAPITALISTS didn't INVENT TIME how come I DATED ONE and now MY PERIOD is LATE
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
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Aboorrent Abby @abhorrentabby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Being trans is a lot like Gundam. You're thrust to the front line of a war you didn't make. Random adults want to kill you. Char is there.
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 09/10/2026
Goth Baddies? That's horrible! Where?
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Jason Millet @jasonmillet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hmmm--Didn't this guy write a book in which he bragged about sexually assaulting young women while he was in Russia in the 90s?
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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
maybe we should spend those trillions of dollars being nice to human beings, who are already known to be sentient they might remember how shitty the ruling class was to them and hold it against them
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 09/10/2026
Palestine is a laboratory for fascism, part 27582.
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แซนด์วิชโบราณ @sandwichboran.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Execution Half-Time Show is sponsored by Gatorade! *Kid Rock skids out on stage in a flag-covered monster truck to huge cheers*
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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
relieve
pressure on
regulations
to speed up
foodborne illness
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The first guy to be lesbian had to be like “yooo”
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 29/09/2023
Girl dinner this, boy dinner that. How come I never see you take a girl to dinner, boy?
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Woke Mechanic @broke-mechanic.lol · 10/05/2024
Your girl so basic she got that NIST Standard pussy
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