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@moreutterpiffle.bsky.social
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Dirty woke leftie. Idiot. Make racists afraid again. Mother of chip baguettes. Fascinate me with cheese. Praise Ra. Bipetsual. Join a Union. Please tell your pet that I love them. Listen up, tens, a 4 is speaking. AuDHD. #YoureSafeWithMe

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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 18h
Me and my ND friends, overwhelmed at the idea of interacting face to face but wanting each other to know we care, wordlessly dropping memes to each other like a cat slinking in with a leaf and dropping it on your face at 3am.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Black writing on purple background, which states "not to be crude, but has anyone tried putting some testicles in the mammogram machine to see fast technology advances?"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No surprise that former fat shit and ex "Labour" MP, Tom Watson, has officially joined Palintir after advising them for around a decade or so. This current fat shit and forever dirty leftie is not surprised.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyway, fuck #HarryPotter, fuck #JKRowling
It's easy to read Marxist texts and tweet about guillotined and eating the rich for fun - y'all can't even boycott Harry Potter cause yeh childhood nostalgia slap too hard, but y'all want me to believe you're ready for the sacrifices that come with "revolution"
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have JUST realised that Loki's threatened punishment of snake torture underground is basically Odin's equivalent of creating a CIA blacksite.
A comic strip from my Loki books where Child!Loki is being threatened by a snake suspended from the ceiling, by Odin, who has a white suite and a crown and, of course, an eye patch. It's copyright meeeee 2022.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Very much this.
imissthembutitwasntadisaster

Not superstitious and not not superstitious but a third secret thing (read a lot of fairytales as a child and doesn't believe them but also would never be rude to a mountain while still on it just in case)

lasrina

I've said it before but this is both the Icelandic and the Irish approach:

Of course we're modern educated people who don't believe in fairies

But we're also not gonna fuck with 'em, we're not idiots
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People in positions of power and influence abusing others won't see your tweets supporting one of their ilk, but your friend who has been absurd by a person in a position of power and influence will, and you've just made them less comfortable and confident in speaking up.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Life is BDSM and I do not know the safe word.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Picture of a cat, with the overlay

"You should get out of your comfort zone"
Me "You should get out of my comfort zone"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
True dat, too.
A picture of a collection of gammon (a rack?) with the overlay "being called far right today is like being called far right in the 1930s. You're a cunt just like they were back then"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
True, dat.
A picture of a bear with the words "this body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform buffoonery it doesn't matter if this stomach is flat or not"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*Even though it kind of was them a bit, too, but you're trying to regulate and not earn your actual first name.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good early afternoon only to any other perimenopausal ND women who have been so annoyed by the way an app operates that they have had to tell the customer service person they need to call back later because they are enraged by said system (whilst assuring the agent it's not them).
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate these "cats or dogs?" posts. Everyone knows I'm bi-persual.
Here y'all go again, putting two bad bitches against each other for no reason.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you discover that your inner beast is actually a Kookaburra.
Picture of a kookaburra, with the headline "sausage addicted kookaburra is too fat to fly"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Delighted to share something that I clearly downloaded from Oliver Darkshire some years ago, and now I invite all of you to go and pop down the charming rabbit hole that is #HansChristianAnderson and his seemingly never-ending stay with #CharlesDickens
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Boy, are you a group of iguanas 'cos you are a MESS.
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Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sorry meant to post this link. But yeah, in general, I hate this "agents did some unexpected stuff" reporting. The agents don't just appear online! They're computer programs designed by humans who then put them on the open internet. The firms have agency www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/t...
nytimes.com
Gemini AI Hacked Three Companies in a Testing Breakout, Google Says
A third-party test company inadvertently gave internet access to Google’s Gemini and other artificial intelligence models during cybersecurity testing.
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Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I really hate the framing of these stories as "an AI agent broke out and hacked something." No, an inadequate sandbox meant that a powerful and unpredictable computer program was set loose on the open internet by the company that designed it. The agency isn't with the "AI agent", it's with the firm
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christian @speederaserhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP Gerrit Graham - who was, among many things, star of one of the lowkey scariest stunts I’ve ever seen in my life
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh, man, Stephanie Cole died. Here character, Diana, from #WaitingForGod, remains my icon (though she was all of 50 when she played that part!)
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#Macklemore
Cartoon with an excited stick man proclaiming "holy shit! Two cakes!" Above a tweet saying Macklemore also hates cops.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Customers" who are rude to people who work in shops should be punched in the peen, then bummed with an unlubed mop.* You cannot change my mind. *This applies to any one who works in the service industry, including hoteliers, receptionists, call centres, customer service, etc.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey boy, are you on the McDonald's menu, cos there's no fucking way I'd put you in my mouth.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn, boy; are Tena Lady 'coz you're covered in piss and you smell bad.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NSF has reduced the research budget for all atmospheric, ocean, and earth sciences by ~80%. 80%! A lot of us will not be conducting new research or training new students for the foreseeable future.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's 2026, and I wish health professionals wouldn't mistake situational mutism as part of an autistic diagnosis as being completely dead and unable to process information. So sick of having to redirect them to talk to the person I'm with, rather than me. Boils my piss, frankly.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Robert Kraft is in the #EpsteinFiles. #FreePalestine
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'll take some from all the columns please, Carol.
Which depression are you today?
Betty - hasn't been outside in 2 weeks; listens to the smiths on repeat; microwave lean cuisine; stalks ex on Instagram
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's me!
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You can donate to the wonderful #RNLI here rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good afternoon only to anyone else who has spent most of their day putting together a keter shed solo with a screwdriver, because they forgot they own a drill. 🫠
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wishing a very happy #WonderfulWeirdosDay to all who celebrate.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Good very early morning only to me, who whilst working on a document only just caught that my laptop had changed "situational mutism" to "situational nudism" (though both feel appropriate, tbh).
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Meg @roaringmeg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#Libraries
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My first cartoon for adults for a while, on the Dover business
A one panel cartoon showing three male-looking figures in all black wearing balaclavas, so you can only see their eyes. Below it says: 'Spontaneous' protest. The figure on the right is saying: 'OMG, SO EMBARRASSING, WE ALL WORE THE SAME OUTFIT!
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Aliza Adi (she/her) @alizaadi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This morning, when I signed this petition calling on the @plaidcymru.bsky.social government to immediately stop the NHS from harming its Trans+ patients, it had just 24 signatories Seven hours later, more than 4,000 people have joined us Please sign. Please share. Let’s keep pushing
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Finally, if you want some rainbow-flavoured Jesus, St Nicks is doing our annual Rainbow Eucharist the Sunday after pride, come along for the gayest service of the year, in a Church that's so LGBTQ inclusive we had to put an FAQ on the website to make it clear that straight people can and do attend.
A poster for the annual rainbow Eucharist at st Nicholas church, Leicester city centre, LE1 4lb

Sunday sept 6th at 18:30 - church opens at 18:00

Guest preacher: rev Alice jolly

St Nicholas church has been including and affirming LGBT+ people in all areas of church life since the early 1960's - come and be who god made you to be, without fear of judgement or exclusion.

www.stnicholasleicester.com
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Good early afternoon only to anyone else who answered a call displaying "Sky", because they assumed that it was their dog (who doesn't have a mobile) who was calling them, rather than the TV and broadband people.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am a : ☑️ Woman Seeking : ⬜ Men ⬜ Women ☑️ A large packet of ready salted crisps, a pepsi max cherry, and the ability to select a film to watch before I've finished said crisps and pepsi max cherry. *Sighs wistfully*
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If you haven't seen it, may I recommend #Furious? It's incredible, and Lola Petticrew deserves all the flowers for her portrayal.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Fuck you, Ezekiel."
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Good morning only to any other #ND #Perimenopausal mums whose 20 year old ND daughter woke them up to question them in depth about the Good Friday agreement, and then teach them Savvy's "Slap Me Again" hand movements and lyrics. 😭
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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