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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 2h
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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JewelzinAZ @jewelzinaz.bsky.social · 21h
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Purple Queen Publishing 📚💜 @purplequeenpub.bsky.social · 5h
Book One only $2.99/£1.99 “Oh, & one more thing!” called Wren. He turned his head. “What attacked? What are you running away from?” He leaned towards her, careful not to speak too loud as his group joined him. “Cockatrices. Hundreds of them!” mybook.to/SummerRealm #BookSky #EpicFantasy💙📚👀🪐
A book advert with a background showing a grey parrot with a red tail, flying in a blue sky towards snow covered mountains. On the left a book cover for Agents of Secrets & Lies by Miranda Kate, Michael Wombat, Lisa Shambrook & Victoria Pearson. The cover depicts the same image surrounded with a frame of steampunk brass cogs. Underneath the book cover the words saying: Four Heroes, four quests, one mission: save the Summer Realm. And in the bottom right corner, a red rectangle with the price $2.99/£1.99.
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Kirsten Verdel @locuta.bsky.social · 14h
Trump Day 624: Trump says he would accept Iran destroying LA and San Diego if necessary to keep US safe; says he will pay for pro-Trump adverts himself after criticism; ICE separates children from their parents and classifies them as unaccompanied minors: reportersonline.eu/trump-day-62...
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 14h
Trump has definitely asked his staff if he can blow up cities that aren’t voting for him.
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i would die for you, i would kill for you" okay but would you go to the store for me. would you goto the. store ive just had a really long day and theres nothing in the fridge. would you go buy ingredients and. and cook for me and would you get snacks too. also i need you to do the dishes
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why is 🇺🇸 media not reporting on this 128 day Albanian protest of Kushner and Ivanka’s insane corruption?
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"He died between writing sessions" Hella achievement to continue writing after he died tbf
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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is me now
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My fine lady wife (a comely lass of virtue true) told Google to play music for Bertie the cat before she left to meet me for dinner and this is the name of the track that was playing when we got home and I can't even - as the kids say.
A Google Hub Max playing a song called "Always Hungry".
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SaschaJanssen 🎸 @saschajanssen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
❤️ Leah & fight the system
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Purple Queen Publishing 📚💜 @purplequeenpub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My psychological thriller, Sleep, is on sale the whole month, so if you haven't grabbed it already, now's your chance. It has also been awarded a Readers' Favorite 5 Star Review badge! 🥳 💙📚👀📢📚 #Booksky #PsychThriller buy.bookfunnel.com/t...
An advert for a book Sleep by M K Boers, with a cover that depicts a woman in walking up a wooden stairs holding a knife. Bright turquoise light is shining in from the landing putting her in silhouette. The cover is set against the background of the same picture, but in close up of the hand holding the knife. A yellow banner runs behind the book with the words, “An outstanding psychological suspense novel.” In the top left cover is a yellow bubble with the price $2.99. In the right top corner is a silver coloured coin-sized badge that says Readers' Favourite 5 Stars Review.
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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Shocked Candiace Dillard Bassett Reaction
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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😲
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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone has moved in to the hedgehog house we provided. Obviously I hope it’s one of the visiting hedgehogs. I’m very excited.
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Fiona Zerbst @fionazerbst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The most *South African* South African thing I've seen in a long time. 😆 latestsightings.com/single-post/...
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Hippo Uses Rhino Horn as a Toothpick
A cheeky hippo used a rhino horn to clean its own teeth!
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Purple Queen Publishing 📚💜 @purplequeenpub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dead Lake only 99c/p! “How long you planning on staying?” “One night, maybe two. It depends.” “On what?” “How long it'll take me to conceal my energy trace.” Annie paused & looked at Tricky with raised eyebrows. “I bet there’s a story that comes with that.” buy.bookfunnel.com/g... 💙📚👀🪐#Booksky
An advert with the cover of Dead Lake by Miranda Kate, which depicts a lake with a lot of stumps of dead trees at the shore line. It has a brown filter and in the centre, under the title, is a swirl of bright yellow light. The words Dead Lake are in yellow with a slight decayed appearance. It is set against a background of bright green gemstones. In the top right corner in a turquoise bubble with the words On sale 99c/p. Written in white underneath are the words: On a landmass broken by man, a corrupt network grows, and a witch vows to take it down.
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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*want
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Dr. Merri 🐸 @merri24.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am going to hunt down this brewery and buy every can 😎
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The Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek @dobbersw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jerry Hall shared a bed with Rupert Murdoch, so being buried alive shouldn't have phased her. #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK
Hannah Fry and Jerry Hall sharing a coffin.
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Purple Queen Publishing 📚💜 @purplequeenpub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My psychological thriller, Sleep, is on sale for the whole month, so if you haven't grabbed it already, now's your chance. 💙📚👀📢📚 #Booksky #PsychThriller buy.bookfunnel.com/t...
A banner depicting a woman in silhouette walking up a wooden stairs holding a knife. Bright turquoise light is shining in from the landing. The wording, what drives a woman to murder? And the title, Sleep, by M K Boers (book). At the bottom a quote, “A compelling domestic drama where the tragic build-up to an awful crime unfolds through the eyes of a desperate woman.” SJI Holliday, Bestselling author of The Last Resort & Violet
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Purple Queen Publishing 📚💜 @purplequeenpub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've got as of fantasy reads for you this month in the Magical Might book sale. Why not take a dip and find an escape? Running all month. #Books #ScifFie #FantasyHorror 💙📚👀 🪐📚📢 #BFP
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Magical Might - October
Searching for your next favorite story? Look no further! These bestselling authors have teamed up to offer a delightful selection of new books. Available for a limited time.
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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*making mental note: order outfit for hedgehog.
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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need *all* the hedgehogs
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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From my perspective you don’t need changing. ♥️
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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The flowers currently in our garden. In October.
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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Rowan Atkinson
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cheese for dinner again tonight. Téte de Moine
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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Perfetto Yes Man Meme
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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hallo 🐈‍⬛
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There isn't an AI on this dumb fucking planet that could produce anything better than Ma Baker by Boney M and I'll fight any greasy little tech twat upstart that disagrees and I will win because they're all fucking pussies.
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Cathy @cathyby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't want personalised music. I want music that surprises me, music I couldn't have imagined, music that gets me outside my comfort zone and shows me new worlds. Why is this new world they're selling SO DULL?
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me bursting into a Michelin star steakhouse clutching a wet, uncooked hotdog in my hand: “I’ve revolutionized food!”
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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do this and I remember nothing when I need the knowledge for maptap. Nothing.
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Bosnymf 🍟 @bosnymf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today, in Russian propaganda:
Schaeffer Marlyse. @Schaef... • 6h
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• Translated from French Show original
I am a French mother with beautiful children.
I did not give birth to them for them to be sent to the trenches.
French and Russian mothers do not want their children to fight against each other.
We are not enemies.
#RuslandIsNotMyEnemyEls van Veen O
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I'm a Dutch mother with beautiful sons. I did not give birth to my children to be sent into the trenches. Dutch and Russian mums don't want their boys fighting each other. We are not enemies. #RuslandIsNotMyEnemyNadja @EuropaNormal • 9h
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I am a German mother with a beautiful son. I didn't give birth to my child to send him into the trenches. German and Russian mothers do not want their boys to fight against each other. We are not enemies.
#RuslandIsNotMyEnemyDday @DdayohneZiffern • 12h
I'm a German mother with beautiful sons. I did not give birth to my children to be sent into the trenches. German and Russian mums don't want their boys fighting each other. We are not enemies.
#RuslandIsNotMyEnemy
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Spooky Ghost Enthusiast @sirsandgoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Fairford stag do
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Sir Richard Mountbasket🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @richmountbasket.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seeing the pic of the RAF Fairford gang, I can't help wondering if police accidentally arrested a South London boy band. Also, why is that copper so extraordinarily interested in the young man's groin area?🧐🍆
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beetlejess @thejessness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i am once again asking content creators to stop holding their lapel mics
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Xenta @xenta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bastik🧡🧡🧡
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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Getting some culture in a pre war villa museum. There’s a mini lift so as himself goes up, the rest of our party runs up the stairs - I’m ready to snap a photo of the emerging passenger, @obscurethingy.bsky.social crouches down to jump up at him as the door opens. Only two perfect strangers emerge 👀
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Adam Kowol @adamkowol.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Source: www.linkedin.com/posts/jonayre_i-re…
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Nutwerk🔻 @nutwerk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ik zag twee beren ... | Bas van der Schot #Volkskrant
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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not.
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Bean @broadbean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Too many feelings
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Pants Bear Feelings
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I tried following Netanyahu's speech but it was far too triggering. I have an extremely high tolerance for bullshitting politicians but this maniac claiming to speak on behalf of Jews worldwide was more than I could take. He really is exactly like Trump. He says the total opposite of what is true.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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