iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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BJ Colangelo @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 3h

The biggest jumpscare in the IT miniseries is when Richard Thomas turns his head and reveals his ponytail.

Richard Thomas as Bill smiling next to a bicycle tire.

Richard Thomas as Bill visiting Georgie’s grave and showing off his long ponytail.

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itty bitty fairy @krissywrites.northsky.social · 2h

proud to say I have never used an AI chatbot

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 1h

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 1h

New gameshow- “Are You Smarter Than a Dracula”

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 9h

I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.

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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 12h

i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.

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Reweth 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦🐦‍⬛ @birb.mom · 11h

Asked for comment on a 'draft guidelines for AI use' in a work meeting. My preface to my comments: "I believe generative AI is morally wrong and I am 100% opposed to its use. I have never used it, I will not use it, and I sincerely hope I am never put in a position where I am pressured to use it"

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BettyStovesEyes @bettystoveseyes.bsky.social · 13h

If anyone's planning to visit Scotland: Don't buy tweed/ cashmere in a tourist shop in Edinburgh... Come on down to the Scottish Borders (take the train and a bus) and visit the mill shops here. They're lovely. You'll pay a lot less. We are really nice here. And it is a LOT less crowded!

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 13h

The love in this man's voice is the antidote for AI.

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contemptress @thejessness.bsky.social · 11h

and just like that, i have become obsessed with tweed 🙀😻🧶

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14h

Tweed is such a beautiful fabric to wear this time of year because it produces, in Dolly Parton's phrasing, a coat of many colors. Even a solid-colored brown is not just brown, but bits of red, blue, and yellow to produce something that looks lifted off the Scottish landscape.

There are two photos taped together. The top shows a brown stone building with a brown thatched roof. It's surrounded by green grass, stone walkways, and blue-gray sea. Below is a checked brown tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it.

There are two photos taped together. The one at te top shows a rocky hillside with green and straw-colored grass, gray rocks, and a tan sandy beach below. The blue waters are crashing at the shore. Below is a green herringbone tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it.

There are two photos taped together. The top shows a field of green and straw colored fields with bits of purple flowers. Below is a a series of checked brown tweed that reflect the colors in the landscape above it.

A swatch book of solid-colored tweeds. The green tweed has visible flecks of red, gold, and blue.

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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 14h

Scotland reintroduced 50 wild cats into the Highlands marking an important milestone for their conservation work.

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Scary Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 14h

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A snail eating a gold leaf (rendered in actual 24k gold leaf).

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 15h

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 03/12/2024

This is what Tokay geckos look like. You may note a common theme.

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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 15h

Just make the C-Suite criminally liable for the shit their products do. First time a techbro goes to jail for negligent homicide we're all free.

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Matt Round @mattround.com · 19h

Soon the misery of being unable to find crisp sandwich sound effects will be over

ButtyStock screenshot showing in-development sound effects section; “Crisp, crunchy sound effects, browse now"

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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 19h

Couldn’t anything be simple, just for once?

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Jeremy C. Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hey Bluesky, could you help spread the word? My goal for the day is one new sale. Here's a lovely pic of some of the Jeremy Creatures currently available at my shop. Each one is designed and hand-sewed by me and takes many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Here's a lovely pic of some of my hand-sewn, fabric art Jeremy Creatures. The ground is green fur and the background is a beautiful galaxy print fabric. One creature is a gray rock with two different sizes black eyes and a little frown. There's a tall ghost with about 35 black eyes of different sizes and a wide mouth full of sharp teeth. There's another spirit with many eyes, twirly head wisps, and an open mouth with sharp teeth. There's also a ghost with a tiny face, with two different sized eyes and a little frown. There's a black ghost with a gray moon face, their body covered with hand-embroidered stars and planets of various sizes and colors. There's a frowny white ghost featuring embroidered red flowers. There's a super tiny frowny white ghost, and a super tiny black ghost with four eyes and embroidered stars.

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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: VACUUM CLEANER SUCKS WHEN POWERED UP, STIRRING DEBATE ON MACHINE HORNINESS

THANK YOU @blakeyrat.bsky.social

msn headline

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Humanoid robot cries on command, stirring debate on Al emotions

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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just speaking for film & TV there isn't really a job loss due to AI. It's been mostly due to successive punches of pandemic, streaming collapse, union strikes, studio consolidation and interest rates. This trend was in place way before Midjourney was pumping out pictures with 14 fingers.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it's just a Rube Goldberg machine that unplugs your computer

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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Loki has been in a bad way for the last several hours & I’m taking him in for another urgent consult. It’s looking like he needs bladder surgery so I am boosting this again because the prospect of losing him is something I can’t handle. Please repost this GofundMe so I can help my sweet boy survive.

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contemptress @thejessness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

isabella rossellini is fantastic

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contemptress @thejessness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

enjoying #TheBeauty. been a while since a ryan murphy show has hit right for me

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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 28/09/2026

i fed the crows and the magpies today and they told me they loved me !!!!!!!!!!!!

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contemptress @thejessness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i am once again asking content creators to stop holding their lapel mics

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

It'll be extremely easy to spot the people who sold their soul to the nazis, you'd just have to find the guy who can no longer perceive how much he has gleefully and voluntarily deskilled himself. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pqF...

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this is what 2 years of chatgpt does to your brain

YouTube video by Angela Collier

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Journalists will interview these people and be told "yeah we've been feeding our work into it for the past year, it's amazing that it used a method similar to our work" And then never, ever ask the obvious followup of: do you still remember your address or how to put on pants

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every single news story about generative AI discovering something ends up being "someone foolishly fed their work into the machine that plagiarizes people's work and then got shocked when it regurgitated exactly what they were working on"

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Natasha Joseph @tashjoeza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh goodie it's Monday.

A small toad in a measuring spoon pulls a terrible face like it's about to throw up. The words violent gag are beneath it. Me too, toad.

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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"so did you listen to that texas song?" "no no I said I love 'cunty' music"

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*morning after waking up to see I'd sent horrible drunk texts to everyone I know* Wow, so it seems AI has gone rogue and is trying to destroy me

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contemptress @thejessness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

one-two and stella trying to out dance each other at the party in rocknrolla (also the credit scene of one-two and handsome bob slow dancing in the salsa club)

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contemptress @thejessness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

can’t find a gif obvs, but oliver dancing naked through the mansion at the end of saltburn 🪩

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DiscordianKitty⭐ @discordiankitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have nothing but contempt for how spineless most people are. "You can't possibly expect a billion dollar company backed by Microsoft to enforce its rules if its going to be inconvenient for them" fucking christ.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization

Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater

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contemptress @thejessness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

one-two and stella trying to out dance each other at the party in rocknrolla (also the credit scene of one-two and handsome bob slow dancing in the salsa club)

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contemptress @thejessness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

can’t find a gif obvs, but oliver dancing naked through the mansion at the end of saltburn 🪩

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Jen C Mars @jencmars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Seeds

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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ok things have turned a bit more south so if there is any way please let me know

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

to be that gullible about something so obvious is DEEPLY embarrassing, especially for folks whove positioned themselves as 'deeper thinkers than most, who see all sides.' tromp has proven they were just wandering through life as endless marks with their own homemade t-shirts that say 'big smart boy'

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rom comrade @savasavasava.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026

I wish we’d been able to do the internet and social media differently. so much of the stuff that early internet users and researchers warned about is coming to fruition. we have been designed into illiteracy to serve billionaire tech bros.

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contemptress @thejessness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i’ve not posted it in a while, but #SaveTheStitches continues! starting part 19 of 24 today 🧶🪡 #stitchsky #blackworkembroidery

closer shot on some of the floral squares

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