Reposted by Breenzyderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/08/2025imagine fleeing the Vietnam War and in your arms you're carrying a baby who will one day grow up to correct the US Secretary of Defense on his jeans. like bringing a football into the end zone 457753584
Reposted by Breenzyderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/08/2025it's crazy that i wake up every day and think "i can't possibly have anything else to say on twitter" and then the US Department of Defense will be like "Our Secretary of Defense has great jeans ☺️" 10411612686
Breenzy @breenzy.rocks · 19/07/2025Campaign 1 is done and dusted. Let's see how much of a difficulty jump the 2nd one will be. 020
Reposted by BreenzyAnthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 03/07/2025why did this make me laugh 604199332480
Reposted by BreenzyHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 29/06/2025You are not more likely to be killed by a coconut than a shark. This is a statistical error. Coconuts Georg, who lives under a coconut tree and is killed by 10,000 coconuts a year is an outlier and should not have been counted. 703872287
Reposted by Breenzywint @dril.bsky.social · 28/04/2025if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you 192152671665
Reposted by Breenzyʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 25/04/2025bringing back Spermfield (animation by me) 927847
Reposted by BreenzyHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/04/2025While all you morons were putting cash into your 401ks, I spent my adulthood investing in magic beans. They all laughed at me, but look where we are now. In the post-apocalyptic Hellscape, the one who controls the beans is queen. 1124594395
Reposted by Breenzyjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 07/04/2025goldman sachs execs showing up to luigi mangione's cell like nick fury recruiting an avenger 5160671225
Breenzy @breenzy.rocks · 04/04/2025They’re coming in, they’re coming in, and they’re taking our fish! The best fish, frankly. And they don’t pay! They don’t pay! They waddle around, they look at you, they’re very unimpressive, frankly. Some of them are even a little… flightless. Can you believe it? Flightless! Sad! 030
Reposted by BreenzyXiran Jay Zhao @xiranjayzhao.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Memes the Chinese Internet is making to mock the group chat leak: 371968377
Reposted by BreenzyChrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Pope Francis made a brief statement from the hospital balcony: 7279571121
Reposted by BreenzyGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 22/03/2025It is impossible to capture how catastrophic Trump’s recent moves and statements are for US defense contractors—this will have a huge trickle-down industrial effect given supply chains and subcontractors. 1433547992
Reposted by BreenzyKeith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Incredible quote from Elon Musk’s daughter 331290232
Reposted by BreenzyMiranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Fellas, it’s now gay to eat soup or drink milkshakes ☹️ 4111815233
Reposted by BreenzyBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Teen Vogue: remains braver than almost any other news outlet at this time.teenvogue.comVivian Wilson on Being Elon Musk’s Estranged Daughter, Going Viral, and Protecting Trans YouthElon Musk’s estranged daughter is coming into her own. 155136302709
Reposted by BreenzyRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18/03/2025THIS is how I find out John F. Kennedy died?? 2148933
Reposted by Breenzyjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/03/2025the american public has voted for tesla dealerships to be on fire. vox populi vox dei 202593295
Reposted by BreenzyA hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Elon Musk: The fundamental weakness of western civilization is empathy Also Elon Musk: 1371981289
Reposted by BreenzyEurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 16/03/202510 years gone but never forgotten. Here's the story behind the Oblivion mod Terry Pratchett worked on.eurogamer.netThe story behind the Oblivion mod Terry Pratchett worked onThis week, we passed the 10-year anniversary of beloved fantasy author Terry Pratchett passing away - a person whose in… 9997302
Reposted by Breenzyryan @cybreco.bsky.social · 12/03/2025they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls 17799062849
Reposted by BreenzyJohn Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Im gonna need a few minutes to unpack what I just read 36564202
Reposted by BreenzyGreg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Anyway. Congratulations to Russia on winning the Cold War. The long game worked. 1043316462
Reposted by BreenzyA hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Not gonna lie this one stings 639115
Reposted by BreenzyThe Chaser @chaser.com.au · 24/02/2025"I never thought it would come to this" said a desperate Albanese chaser.com.au/national/lab... 921132
Reposted by Breenzypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Amazon MGM Studios has confirmed that in the next James Bond film Bond will be fully nude in the iconic title sequence. “You will see James Bond’s penis” said a spokesperson. “James Bond will be shooting at you with his penis out” 2292312205
Breenzy @breenzy.rocks · 15/02/2025In 20 years, all of Elon's kids will do a joint press release stating they won't have any children in order to let the Musk family die out. 010
Reposted by BreenzyThe Chaser @chaser.com.au · 11/02/2025Matildas captain Sam Kerr has left court relieved after proving that the forward once again didn’t miss. Full article here: chaser.com.au/sport/sam-ke... 1238685
Reposted by Breenzyonion person @junlper.beer · 07/02/2025broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith: 236191513621
Reposted by BreenzyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/02/2025my kid turned 18 weeks old today. if you’re a parent, you know that’s flying week. so tonight instead of putting him to bed i took him outside and sure enough, off he went. won’t be back for hours. it’s gonna mess with his sleep cycle so bad. thank god we all forget how to fly at 19 weeks 524217353
Reposted by BreenzyThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/02/2025Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.youtube.comMegachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News NetworkYouTube video by The Onion 1216326584
Reposted by Breenzywint @dril.bsky.social · 04/02/2025" karens " are rather shit - @ DRIL Take care of each other . Thank you 547209582
Reposted by BreenzyLinus Tech Tips @linusmediagroup.com · 03/02/2025these tariffs are crazy can't believe this is what $4000 gets you at the grocery store now 2975721346
