Reposted by youLindsay Crosby, big baseball guy @crosbybaseball.bsky.social · 20hSEAN MURPHY MAKES IT A ONE-RUN BALL GAME 104.8 mph off the bat and 421 feet. That's now 4-16 with two homers for Murphy off of Skubal 2185
Reposted by youbrando @brando37.bsky.social · 21h“The postseason is when you pay attention.” - John Smoltz Yeah no wonder the Braves only won one. 082
Reposted by youThe Onion @theonion.com · 23hNation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank theonion.comNation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of BankWASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th... 251554150
Reposted by youRavishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 22hYou start off using AI as a fun little thing to see how your dogs would look in a tuxedo and then you poison your own brain so much that you’re telling THE POPE to shut the fuck up 1164
Reposted by youAtlanta Braves @bravesbot.bsky.social · 22hOn the mound for Game 1: Dylan Dodd 💪 #LetItFly 0154
Reposted by youMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Catwoman’s mode of transport has to be one of the most outrageously, gloriously camp cars ever created BATMAN (1968) #EarthaKitt #CesarRomero 813030
Reposted by yougritz @gritz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026they got those!static.klipy.comOzempic Ad: Xander Solecki & Type 2 DiabetesALT: Ozempic Ad: Xander Solecki & Type 2 Diabetes 111
you @bravesgoms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026They should invent commercials that aren't gambling or liberty biberty 160
you @bravesgoms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wow it's so refreshing to see a brand post the process of designing this graphic and not us AI to- oh. oh okay. 181
you @bravesgoms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There's actually gambling advice scrolling across the bottom when they are or are not giving gambling advice. Then they go to gambling commercials before returning to gambling advice. 0136
Reposted by youMike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 03/10/2026More batters hit .300 in 2026 (7) than did in 1968 (6). I feel like there's a lot of people would be stunned by that. It certainly wasn't "but launch angle" back then, and it's not really now, either. 11548
Reposted by youCodify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Trea Turner is 33. Bryce Harper is 33. Kyle Schwarber is 33. Aaron Nola is 33. The Phillies owe these guys almost $550 million. 23946
Reposted by youalex (˙𐃷˙) pizza/tacos/bats/dingers 🍕🌮🦇⚾ 🏳️🌈🐻 @batsdingersatk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 272
Reposted by youWill Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Players signed through (no including options)- 2032: Mookie Betts, Max Fried, Austin Riley, Dylan Cease, Wander Franco, José Ramírez, Nico Hoerner, Pete Crow-Armstrong, Cristopher Sánchez, Tyler Soderstrom, Jacob Wilson, Kristian Campbell, Luis Lara 251
Reposted by youGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026God this shit was cool as fuck 4659121127
Reposted by youpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 161111102367
Reposted by youJon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING. 1283534847
Reposted by youOptaSTATS (bot) @optastats-bot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Chris Sale of the @Braves is the first MLB pitcher to throw both the first and last pitches for his team in a postseason series since he himself did so in the 2018 World Series. 🐦 x.com/OptaSTATS/status/210585639579… 04112
Reposted by youmashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Bryce Harper is going the fuck home and climbing into his hyperbaric bloodletting chamber and sipping from raw cow tit. He will never recover mentally 0508
Reposted by youIt's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 02/10/2026CJ thinking Sale was only coming in for one batter is about 1000x more perplexing than bringing Sale in at all 3281
Reposted by youBaseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Chris Sale strikes out Bryce Harper who doesn't run to first 46316
Reposted by youkat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Charles Dickens wishes he had thought of a wet guy named Brandon Marsh 111925
Reposted by youbrando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Despite being hypnotized into thinking he’s a chicken, Dylan Dodd is throwing in the Braves bullpen. 171
Reposted by youBaseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Matt Olson's solo shot makes it 6-1 Braves over the Phillies 13611
Reposted by youmashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I want to win but I am open to the possibility of activating Bryce Elder for the 9th inning and letting him face schwarber and Harper. But under the condition that he is throwing liberty bibberty 0186
Reposted by youHot Little Mongoose (aka Stacey) @hlmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hey @theonion.com, I fixed it for you. 03512
Reposted by youNew York Rangers (Unofficial) @notnyrangers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026THE FIRST RANGERS GOALTENDER TO SCORE A GOAL: IGOR SHESTERKIN #NYR 69944
Reposted by youironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Everyone’s acting like they wish they were dead. Some Philly sports team must be playing. 420237
Reposted by youBaseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ozzie Albies' 2-run homer - the Joey Votto remix 76719
Reposted by youHockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yikes 10515
Reposted by youSatchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Bequeathing various shit to my heirs 17910
Reposted by youjadyn. @itsjadynnow.com · 02/10/2026joey votto: "i don't think the braves score again" ozzie albies:static.klipy.comMichael Jordan: It Became PersonalAlt: Michael Jordan: It Became Personal 27721
Reposted by youBaseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ozzie Albies gives the Braves a 5-0 lead with a 2-run shot 25321
Reposted by youLindsay Crosby, big baseball guy @crosbybaseball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Money Mike hit THIS pitch for a three-run bomb? 100.5 mph off the bat and 387 feet on a ball that was like a foot off the ground 3-0 Braves in the 1st 1319
Reposted by youRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wait until he finds out about “subtle” 7301
Reposted by youNashville Predators {bot} @predsnhl.xmirror.bot · 02/10/2026For your meme considerations 😂 043
