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Branduil

@branduil.bsky.social
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Hi I'm Troy McClure. You may recognize me from films such as "The Amazing Imploding Submarine" and "I Can't Get Over My X"

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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Netflix forgoing licensing a song in favor of hiring a rapist producer to make a trap song where the chorus is "Steel Ball Ruuuuun" x4 with periodic horse neighs throughout is something I would dream of as a shitpost
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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WereZeki @zekidragon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's 9/11 so I get to remind people that Mimi was at ground zero canonically
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𝕞𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕤 🥀 The Big Cheese @uhmcheesedtomeetyou.com · 08/09/2026
what my fridge sees when I'm about to go for my 3rd snack of the day
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Ocarina of Time remake looks amazing
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
having a normal one on r/condiments
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Losing my mind at the "CRT filter" for this new release of Manic Miner that was just announced
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Markwayne Carney ☭ @barrhavenist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What gets me about liberals is, they won. Look around. The world is theirs. The ascendant fascism, the oceans on fire, the inequality. This is what their ideology has produced and they *still* need to punch down on Cubans and Koreans who resolved to fight for something better. Truly gross.
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Jonny IsGood @jonnyisgood.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is Adam's dad btw lol
Article by The Free Press titled "One Immigrant Boys Journey from Cuba to the CIA by Martin Gurri, Adam Gurri's dad.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I was undercover in TERF FB groups for parents of trans kids for over a year. Everyone that claimed parental alienation was a self-absorbed bigot - and many had tried at-home DIY conversion therapy on their children. The same DIY “therapy” that led to Leelah Alcorn’s suicide. Fuck them all.
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Branduil @branduil.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Amazing things happening on resetera.com
"True revolutionaries back in the days fought and died, rather than hosting livestreams from cozy rooms filled with Labubus."
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Freyde ☀️🌕 Our Notes @divinenoodles.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
LOOK AT WHAT SOCIETY IS DOING TO OUR YOUNG WOMEN
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Thinking how at the end of the Star Wars trilogy an entire galaxy celebrates the death of the emperor without a finger wagging coda where a sad-eyed long haired scold in bespoke clothing warns that this reduces everyone to the same level as the genocidal tyrant who got tossed into a laser shaft.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 12/07/2026
Amy Klobuchar’s eulogy for Lindsey Graham was 390 words long. This was 390 more words than she has said in support of trans people
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham achieves lifelong goal of dying in office.
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Branduil @branduil.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
>be Lindsey Graham >beg for war with Iran all your life >get the war >lose instantly >die
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When my Civ VI game gets really interesting
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Daryl Surat @darylsurat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Looks like the Sony PR team has begun its consent manufacturing operation among the media in the past 24 hours. I wonder how many other gaming outlets and influencers this week will also happen to put up posts/articles/videos declaring that eliminating physical media from consoles is good, actually?
Tweet from the official Gizmodo account posted 16 hours ago linking to an article with the headline “Game Discs Deserve to Die.” The accompanying photo is that of a hand with painted fingernails placing a silver-bottomed disc into a PlayStation 5.Tweet from the official Polygon account posted 23 hours ago stating “I won’t mourn Playstation discs” with a link to a self-styled “spicy takes” op-ed column. The accompanying photo is of a PlayStation 4 ejecting a copy of 2013’s Killzone Shadow Fall, the first PS4 title to sell over one million copies whose servers were nevertheless shut down in 2022 such that all you can do with a copy these days is play its lackluster single player campaign.
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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Someone at Box Office Mojo input the Minions & Monsters Friday tally as $16 billion instead of $16 million and now all the all-time charts look crazy.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/07/2026
i can’t stop laughing at this
SALUTE TO AMERICA

IMMEDIATE EVACUATION
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
they're doing "it's ephebophila" but for the mass murder of children
screencap from a jerusalem post article 'rebutting' reports of the idf deliberately targeting children as part of the genocide in gaza

It is worth noting that the UN reports consider a “child” to be “every human being below the age of 18 years.”

not included in the screencap is the preceding paragraph: 

The paper refers to the killing of Palestinian children as “deliberate,” and also claims Israel uses “torture, inhumane and degrading treatment, including sexual and gender-based violence, against Palestinian children.”

so it's actually also "it's ephebophilia" but for pedophilic rape

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-900287
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 24/06/2026
yo! quick question mark, why are you on the "potential future stories" list in my research obsidian, filed under "look into this guy" also can you just quickly read this old tweet of yours out loud?
screenshot of an obisidan document, it says "look into this guy", attached below is a screenshot of a tweet by mark s zaid that says "i've gotten clearances for guys who had child porn issues"
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 24/06/2026
Both these headlines are from Texas this month. Texas sentenced anti-ICE protestors to 100 years in prison, but a serial pedophile to only 30 days. This is MAGA exemplified.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
In America if you touch the president's special slime pool they send you to prison
Yeonmi Park on Joe Rogan meme.
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Brendan Blaber @brendanblaber.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Why does every Nintendo Direct sound like this?
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Mike Futter | Wishlist The Final Cut of Lilith Cunningham! @futterish.fsquared.biz · 12/06/2026
Players will not tolerate AI usage. They especially will not tolerate it being hidden. It destroys trust twice over. 1666: Amsterdam could have done really well. This has killed momentum. And you cannot undo the decision to inject AI into your pipeline.
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smorl girl @blivveries.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
As you can see, Xbox held their presentation on 6/7, while Nintendo is holding theirs on 6/9. This is due to their core company missives; Nintendo holds fast to traditional (and successful!) gamer values, whereas Xbox is a brand that constantly tries to remain relevant by latching onto trends
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hey guys guess who just got... Yelled at!
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TLDR Jack @tldrjack.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take
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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
bad news bro. they released an audio drama cd of you in japan and you say some weird out of character shit in it. yyeaaaah i dunno its like dubiously canon. idk man. your official va did it and everything. people are gonna keep bringing it up as funny trivia
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
the main thing that unites centrist liberals on a spiritual level, even moreso than their belief in trickle down economics, is an overpowering desire to have sex with the trolley problem
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Branduil @branduil.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
You don't even have to scratch a liberal to see a fascist bleed any more, they just cut themselves on purpose to show you their fascist credentials
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Rockwell's free speech painting of a white dude in a brown jacket bravely standing up to speak in a room of other seated white men

pasted over his face is a quote screenshot from discord that says: The best political debates happen in a discord channel while simultaneously others in that channel are discussing which is the best Final Fantasy game
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Savaged Regime @lazygecko.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I dunno why but I get the feeling they drew the Tyris frames first and then traced them for the remaining characters when doing the back turning poses in the endings for the PC-Engine version of Golden Axe
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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
"It takes 30-50 years to get get a single mile of high speed rail up in California, but a tech company can pay off all the politicians in your area and plop down a data center in two months even though your entire community shows up against it. You live under a dictatorship of capital.
You live under something insanely un-democratic."
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Nukeyfox @ PAWAI 2026 @nukeyfox.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
its so sad that James died to ligma
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 07/05/2026
They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed
• Do not stalk, persistently target, or create malicious content designed to humiliate or degrade individuals, including through coordinated campaigns.
• Do not abuse Bluesky features (lists, labels, community moderation tools), engage in bad-faith mass reporting, use automated harassment systems, or create single-purpose harassment accounts.
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I think it's very funny they keep banning people for stating, correctly, that the head of trust and safety on here was caught liking porn on his official account
Your post was classified as a Serious Violation, adding 4 strikes to your account. You now have 4 total strikes.
Because you reached 4 strikes, your account has been suspended for 3 days. You will be able to access your account again on 10th May, 2026.
If you believe this action was taken in error, you can appeal within 14 days by emailing moderation@blueskyweb.xyz. Please include context about why you believe this decision was incorrect.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial
Screenshot from the Nintendo website -

Intense Space Combat: Hop into your Arwing, a high-performance aerospace fighter, and use laser blasts to take down opposing forces. You can also brake in mid-air to get enemies off your tail (no pun intended), and, of course, pull off barrel rolls to defend against incoming fire.

Protection Against Perverse Enjoyment: The animal characters are not intended to provide sexual gratification. The Switch 2 console will shut down if it detects that the player is becoming aroused.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Some people have misunderstood this. We literally saw how Claude itself, coded by Claude, turns one API call into a DOS of thousands upon thousands of API calls done in the sloppiest fucking way possible. This postmortem shows Bluesky vibecoded a function to DOS itself, in a similarly stupid way.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I do not take booktok seriously and I never will. What the fuck you mean the epilogue and prologue “aren’t part of the book/story”???????
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I literally never read a prologue on principle alone. If it's that important, it should be in the book.Doyle789
I agree completely. The epilogues and prologues aren't part of the story. If they were important they would be part of the story.
People write forwards for books, that's just another person writing about what they thought about the book or author... I assume that's what author is doing in the prologue and epiloguesErin
I agree. I feel like it's stuff that wasn't good enough to be in the book
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epilogues and prolouges to me are equivalent to dvd bonus features and are therefore skippable unless you're really into it
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🖤 @charfuckr.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
reminder that alex karp and sam altman are on camera saying some of the most unhinged shit and deserve to be ridiculed every time they step outside
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sociohat @sociohat.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
found some mickey mouse money
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Branduil @branduil.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Most people learn what an "actor" is by the time they're 5 years old
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 11/03/2026
Americans when they learn Iran is a country with real people.
Tweet that asks: How is Iran making 10K drones/month?
Where do they put them? Where do they get the materials, esp the chips? Where do they get the bomb stuff? It's so surreal I wonder is all of this fake?
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye
A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion
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a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
the tourettes at the BAFTAs thing, with its lack of clear baddie and its need for sympathy for all and a bit of saneness and restraint, is perfectly designed to send a specific type of (usually american) ultra liberal mental
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