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Brandon

@brandonell.bsky.social
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I made a knife once. With an anvil and everything.

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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."
Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti
Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti

“We are heartbroken but also very angry.

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact.

I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. 

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
A major coalition is launching a general strike in Minnesota tomorrow, aimed at pushing out ICE. It includes: -Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1005 -The MN AFL-CIO -SEIU Local 26 -UNITE HERE Local 17 -CWA Local 7250 -Saint Paul and Minneapolis Federations of Educators -Faith leaders And more. 🧵
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
friendly reminder The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone. which they will be
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I know it’s been said to death over and over again, but where are all the Gadsden flag flying, militia forming, second amendment stans coming out and supporting protests in Minneapolis. Isn’t this what y’all have been saying you needed your guns for? Government is literally invading bud.
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French New Wave Memes @fnwave.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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Bande à part (1964)
dir: jean luc godard

couple driving in a convertible 
man: what's up?
woman: I'm disgusted with life.
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Shea Serrano @sheaserrano.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
help someone else get a win i promise it’s not gonna take away from your wins
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
We are legit headed to biff tannen Back to the Future levels of dystopia. It’s wild.
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Dave Lee @davelee.me · 19/09/2025
Dutch late night TV has its take
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/
Map of Sinclair stations
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Cat looks like he just called Drake a pedophile
A bobcat prancing across the street with a smile on its face
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Finland ain’t played nobody
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Manisha Sinha @profmsinha.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Historian here: “To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” ― Theodore Roosevelt
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Me, when a foreign person tells me they hate America
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a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game
Alt: Alonzo Mourning is watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game and nodding his head, first dismissively and then with resigned acceptance
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Consequence @consequence.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Wouldn’t it better for humanity if we invested in actual education so that “self learners” didn’t have to simulate critical thought?
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R!ot NOW! 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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Chris DeVille @chrisdeville.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
For the record, as someone who never really "got" Bright Eyes before 2005, I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning is a masterpiece and by far the best thing Conor ever did, and any Real Heads who scoff at it are Very Wrong (like BY FAR the best, like this one is a 10/10 and the others are 8 at best)
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Maybe I'm too cynical but I find myself rolling my eyes at accounts on the internet that keep freaking out about the NYT or whoever "sanewashing" or not critiquing the president enough, as if any of the coalition that brought this to power gives a single flying fuck about a newspaper
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Tired: doomscrolling Wired: disasterbation
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
All 4 of my therapists are dead apparently
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
The funny thing about Elf is Zoe Deschanel acts like she doesn’t want to sing in public when every time she does anything she tries to sing in public. Still love her though.
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
my dog does not give two shits when i do a biiig stretch
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
👀😍
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/12/2024
around 42% of all marriages end in divorce. that is a very high regret rate for people committing to life changing decisions. the state should do something, ultimately we should ban marriage entirely
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
“And the fans don’t like it!”—Gus Johnson announcing the Ohio State game at this current moment, but also, every Ohio State game at every moment
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 27/11/2024
having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 26/11/2024
ME, 10: [falls out of a tree] I'm fine ME, 20: [parties all weekend] I'm fine ME, 30: [accidentally drinks water too fast] I need to sleep for 3 days
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Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The greatest starter pack of all time was Super Mario Bros/Duck Hunt.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
OK we are live!!! Let's grant some wishes with the collective Bluesky money cannon - Holidays 2024 Edition. Thread w/links, details on how you can participate and why we do this annually for foster kids. Last year we kept wiping out wishes and One Simple Wish (not yet on here) had to replenish LFGGG
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Going to spend the night doing research on surviving the next 4+ years. Hey Siri, is Demolition Man streaming anywhere?
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Joey Votto hugs Elly De La Cruz
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
This is phenomenal and also the term “Xodos” will never not be funny to me.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Joe Burrow is somehow living Jacob deGrom's first Cy Young season with the Mets
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Twitter with only conservatives is just truth social 2.0. That’s why they’re mad.
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I feel like the catch rule should just be “if it looks cool enough, it stands”
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Here’s to hoping a dumb billionaire doesn’t ruin this one too.
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