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Joel Luckhaupt

@jluckhaupt.bsky.social
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I play a statistician on TV and celebrate bat flips. I wrote two books: The Wire-to-Wire Reds & 100 Things Reds Fans Should Know & Do Before They Die

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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
These are Treinen Times for Dodgers fans.
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
It's crazy that the Reds practically destroyed Blake Snell this postseason compared to the Phillies and Brewers. They scored 2 runs on 4 hits off of him!
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
This is the first 8-6-2 (or 8-6-2-2) double play in the playoffs over at least the last 35 postseasons   The last time there was a play like this in the regular season was by the Reds on April 16, 2004 (8-6-2). CF: Ken Griffey Jr. Batter: Sammy Sosa h/t @EliasSports
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Longest drought since last LCS game win Reds - 10/12/1990 A's - 10/12/1992 Pirates - 10/13/1992 Orioles - 10/13/1997 Mariners - 1̶0̶/̶2̶0̶/̶2̶0̶0̶1̶ TONIGHT Twins - 10/8/2002
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I'm still rooting for the Reds to win the NLCS.
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
No wild card teams in the LCS this year
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Update: Neither of them did, apparently.
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I've never seen both teams claiming they've scored a touchdown on the same play before, but it's happening in Georgia-Auburn.
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NiceBison @nicebison.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Only 2 Big Ten teams have ever won at Oregon. 2004 - Indiana 2025 - Indiana
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
They don't kick their statistician out of the shot at FOX.
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Adam Wainwright talking about Kirby's knuckle curve
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two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying six inches .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying six inches .
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Josh Naylor: 2nd percentile sprint speed, 30-for-32 in stolen bases
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
🎶 You've got the Dumper 🎶 🎶 And you've got the Dingler 🎶 🎶 Your guy's a thumper 🎶 🎶 Yours is a singler 🎶 🎶 Dumper, Dingler, thumper, single r🎶 🎶 Let's call the whole thing off. 🎶
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Our high school football team, man, I just don't know. They're 0-7, have lost 6 games by 30+ points, and are losing 42-0 at halftime tonight. On homecoming night, they were losing 14-0 after 20 seconds (I'm still not quite sure how). They lost that game 62-0.
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
@litwick.net
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Alright Reds, I think Kyle Schwarber needs some salve and a reminder what home is like.
A gift basket of Cincinnati's favorite foods.
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Vesia's wearing leggings, right?
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The trick is to focus on one ball and try to hit it. Can't just swing randomly and hope you hit something like Bellinger clearly did.
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Their bravery can help unite a nation
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I think I figured out why the world has gone to shit. People need to be more careful about where they put drying racks.
Headline says: I Put a Dish-Drying Rack in My Tiny Bathroom, and It Changed Everything
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying wait a minute .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying wait a minute .
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Mekka Lekka Hi, Eugenio! (I was driving when he homered)
Eugenio Suarez as Jambi from Pee Wee's Playhouse
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Watched an episode of Kids in the Hall (season 2, episode 11 - 12/18/1990) just now and there were 3 sketches that I thought were really relevant to our current times 🧵
youtu.be
Kids In The Hall - That's America
YouTube video by FBIVideo1
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
This sucks. I didn't eat there a lot, but I enjoyed the meals I had there.
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Sam Dykstra @samdykstramilb.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
After dealing with an early torn ligament in his left thumb, Cam Collier hit .337/.425/.452 in his final 27 games with Double-A Chattanooga. The Reds prospect has carried that momentum to the Arizona Fall League as he showed in last night's opener. More from @jimcallis.bsky.social:
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Now fully healthy, Reds No. 6 prospect Collier stands out in Fall League debut
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. -- Cam Collier had a banner 2024 season. The Reds' corner infielder hit the first home run in Spring Breakout history, went deep at the All-Star Futures Game to grab MVP honors and f...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
A huge group of people are in a giant hole in the middle of a rolling field. There is a large sign with an arrow pointing to the hole that says "HOLE." Suddenly the group's attention turns to a new hole, complete with a giant sign with an arrow pointing to it that says "NEW HOLE." One person points to the new hole and says "hey look! Someone made a new hole!" The mass clamours out of the old hole and makes a bee-line toward the new hole. It's chaos. One person, now situated in the new hole says "this feels like how the old hole used to feel." Another person nods in agreement.
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Longest time since most recent home playoff win Reds - 10/6/1995 Mariners - 1̶0̶/̶1̶5̶/̶2̶0̶0̶1̶ TONIGHT Marlins - 10/23/2003 Rockies - 10/15/2007 Angels - 10/22/2009
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
The booking for com commercial with "They're not our kids." "We're not?" still makes me chuckle despite seeing it dozens of times. The little girl's delivery is perfect.
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
La vie est absurde!
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The thing that truly sucks about stuff like this is that any "fix the franchise" articles are automatically made up fluff, so using an LLM to do the fluff for you is the epitome of lazy.
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I got all but 5. One of them I knew exactly who it was asking for but I couldn't remember his name.
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Early win not walking through that door for the Red Sox
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
There's some sort of bug or frog or whatever outside my window that sounds like it's trying to play the strings portion from Led Zeppelin's Kashmir and I keep waiting for it to get to the change but it won't!
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Forget what I said. This doesn't look fun at all.
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
There are far too many horror films. I don't watch them, so I feel entitled to have this opinion.
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The worst thing about this Reds playoff experience is that we didn't get a home game. That looks so fun!
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Todd Frazier (I assume it's him) keeps clicking or tapping his pen and now that I've noticed it, I can't stop noticing it.
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
For me (in terms of fun): 2023 Reds > 2025 Reds >> 2024 Reds >>>> 2022 Reds 2023 had the advantage of being built purely on hope. 2024 & 2025 both came with expectations. Reds are clearly in a competitive window right now, but are not truly competitive yet. This will require them to try.
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
2nd postseason game where Reds pitchers had 3 intentional walks. Also did it in game 4 of the 1961 World Series. Reds lost that one 7-0.
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Time for the rally starter
Graeter's Skyline flavored ice cream caseThe ice cream actually looks like cinnamon ice cream
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
How did Ohtani hit that ball that deep?
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
At 21 years, 298 days old, Sal Stewart is the youngest position player to start a postseason game for the Reds. Only pitcher Don Gullett was a younger starter for Cincinnati in the postseason.
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
You're welcome
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Wife and I won trivia tonight, so that's probably a good sign.
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Gotta catch those LA rays, brah
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Proof
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Royals ended their streak and then went on to win the World Series
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Most consecutive postseason innings without holding a lead Royals (10/19/1980-10/9/1985) 77 Reds (10/9/2012-ACTIVE) 66 Padres (10/20/1998-10/7/2006) 59
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
𝚁𝚘𝚗 𝚆𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚝𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚜 ⁿᵒ ˡᵒⁿᵍᵉʳ 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚠
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Joel Luckhaupt @jluckhaupt.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I wonder what's going to happen.
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