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I made a knife once. With an anvil and everything.

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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I miss the west Philly - Jersey produce trucks so much.
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I genuinely wonder. In the 70s/80s. Would the news that people trusted basically have said that it’s not possible? And that the president isn’t really responsible for prices of everyday items?
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Wesley Snipes: Always Bet On Black
ALT: Wesley Snipes: Always Bet On Black
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The 2 best saves the day songs are on that comp.
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Why put a new address on the same old loneliness?
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."
Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti
Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti

“We are heartbroken but also very angry.

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact.

I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. 

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
A major coalition is launching a general strike in Minnesota tomorrow, aimed at pushing out ICE. It includes: -Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1005 -The MN AFL-CIO -SEIU Local 26 -UNITE HERE Local 17 -CWA Local 7250 -Saint Paul and Minneapolis Federations of Educators -Faith leaders And more. 🧵
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Highly recommend capelletti as the Campari alternative and carpano antica as the vermouth.
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I need Negroni Friday with Matt brown.
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Also just another case of telling on themselves. They wear the masks so no one knows who they are because they’re terrified of the backlash. They can’t see how it’s not scary for the people on the “other side”
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
friendly reminder The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone. which they will be
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Just kidding. We knew you were always full of shit.
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I know it’s been said to death over and over again, but where are all the Gadsden flag flying, militia forming, second amendment stans coming out and supporting protests in Minneapolis. Isn’t this what y’all have been saying you needed your guns for? Government is literally invading bud.
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Yes. We were going after school and filling backpacks with it.
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
My high school somehow ended up with a Surge vending machine when it first came out and cans were a quarter. I don’t even know how I survived.
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
You don't even have to win them all. If you're in a power conference, you're basically guaranteed with 1 regular season loss. So now we're whining "damn, you probably shouldn't have lost multiple games."
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I don’t know. He did the same thing last year in a game he shouldn’t have lost and then showed everyone what he was holding back. I think he’s earned a benefit of the doubt tbh.
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French New Wave Memes @fnwave.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
📽️
Bande à part (1964)
dir: jean luc godard

couple driving in a convertible 
man: what's up?
woman: I'm disgusted with life.
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I wonder if this is also a manifestation of people not knowing what they want, but they know what they DONT want. So it’s more effective to run against something than actually for it.
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
If Oregon didn’t lose back to back to Arizona in 13 and 14, VA Tech would have had a chance to play for it in 15. Wouldn’t have won it but could have played.
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Shea Serrano @sheaserrano.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
help someone else get a win i promise it’s not gonna take away from your wins
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
It really is a mystery why these people are having such a difficult time finding dates.
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
That Oregon/TT game sounds like fun too.
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
2007 redux
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
We are legit headed to biff tannen Back to the Future levels of dystopia. It’s wild.
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Dave Lee @davelee.me · 19/09/2025
Dutch late night TV has its take
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/
Map of Sinclair stations
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Cat looks like he just called Drake a pedophile
A bobcat prancing across the street with a smile on its face
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Definitely going out to find a lawyer to argue that for me.
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I knew when he was talking to that mom at the desk what was going to happen and I’m still not ok.
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Finland ain’t played nobody
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Manisha Sinha @profmsinha.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Historian here: “To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” ― Theodore Roosevelt
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Goalies are always weird
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Me, when a foreign person tells me they hate America
media.tenor.com
a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game
Alt: Alonzo Mourning is watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game and nodding his head, first dismissively and then with resigned acceptance
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Consequence @consequence.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Ohio State and Boston College were supposed to play in 2020 as of 2012. Those games are officially supposed to happen in 2035/2036.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Wouldn’t it better for humanity if we invested in actual education so that “self learners” didn’t have to simulate critical thought?
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R!ot NOW! 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Saw her at the Wexner center soooo many years ago(when did I get old?) and it was an experience in the best way. Ridiculously great show and fun.
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Chris DeVille @chrisdeville.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
For the record, as someone who never really "got" Bright Eyes before 2005, I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning is a masterpiece and by far the best thing Conor ever did, and any Real Heads who scoff at it are Very Wrong (like BY FAR the best, like this one is a 10/10 and the others are 8 at best)
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It’s the hips.
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman is standing in a room with the words wow i like your room kind of pinterest rustic
ALT: a woman is standing in a room with the words wow i like your room kind of pinterest rustic
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Back and forth forever.
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Sir, leprechauns aren’t real and I’m pretty sure you just committed 1st degree murder involving a small Irish man. No I don’t care that you made an authentic whiskey glaze.
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Maybe I'm too cynical but I find myself rolling my eyes at accounts on the internet that keep freaking out about the NYT or whoever "sanewashing" or not critiquing the president enough, as if any of the coalition that brought this to power gives a single flying fuck about a newspaper
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
So what you’re saying is we need an NFL playoff committee?
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Brandon @brandonell.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Now I want to see a team just change everyone’s numbers around for a bowl game. You’ve spent weeks keying on #4 in film but now he’s 81 and the other WR is 4. Punter was 16, now he’s 1 and the qb is 11. Dogs and cats living together. Total anarchy.
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