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Dan Brakeley

@brakels.bsky.social
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programmer, programmer, programmer

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Breana Navickas @breanimator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do not Hate watch the new Harry Potter. Let it die. Leave it alone. In fact we don't have to let J.K be the monopoly on magic and witches and wizards. Support creators who aren't bigots making magical works independently like myself. Support a black queer creator and her teen witch of the Midwest
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the goat owners have a message to convey too
skeleton holding fuck ice sign
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Geoff Pitsch @fatheroctopus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Come and Get It" out now on all streaming platforms Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/4y46Db...
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Come and Get It - Single by Father Octopus | Spotify
Father Octopus · single · 2026 · 2 songs
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trying to think of what to post for Star Trek’s 60th anniversary but I post about Star Trek a lot already so just enjoy Worf wearing jeans
Worf wearing jeans
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Clyde Caldwell, Sympathy for the Devil
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Geoff Pitsch @fatheroctopus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New Father Octopus single "Come and Get It" available now on bandcamp fatheroctopus.bandcamp.com/album/come-a... For today (bandcamp friday), the band is match-donating all purchases to the ACLU
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Come and Get It, by Father Octopus
2 track album
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Geoff Pitsch @fatheroctopus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Get a 2x multiplier on any money you want to give the ACLU today. (Listen to some noise rock while you do it)
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
girls be like “i know a spot” and then take you here
a staircase leading down underground surrounded by water with tree branches reflecting in it
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
my neighbor states that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I will always stand with you 🏳️‍⚧️
In final fantasy tactics an edited screen shot shows the trans flag and colors on a ally country saying “Will you stand with us because they might come for you next?” To which the main character who represents the poster says “No, I'll stand with you because they're coming
Tor you now.”

Because if you fuck with my trans friends or people I will fucking come for you
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fulana de tal @soulamami.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In a world of greedy billionaires, we should all aim to be like Dolly Parton. She’d easily be a billionaire too, but she gives away so much of her money to worthy causes, likes books for kids. Dolly is #goals for real
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Great, note-perfect story by @ghoulpus.bsky.social, who also has fiction appearing in Best American Science Fiction and Fantasy soon. Stunning detail in the prose! Up over at @reactorsff.bsky.social now, acquiring editor @annvandermeer.bsky.social. reactormag.com/not-like-oth...
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Not Like Other Girls - Reactor
A creature wearing a woman’s body becomes a lonely man’s girlfriend, but the woman suit and his interest start to rot.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Nobody wants predictive data models to stop working for the people in medicine. Or translating ancient Pompeii texts. Or the other ways we were already using it. We want it to stop replacing workers, killing the environment, and stealing from artists. Hope that clarifies.
@olalonde.bsky.social

AI cures cancer.

Bluesky: actualky the AI didn't really cure cancer. Just predicted the next most likely word in a loop until a solution to cancer was extruded
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Nick Mudry @nickmudry.com · 27/07/2026
A little over a week into this and Kagi really is a great solution to finding a tiny bit more peace of mind when using the internet on all of my devices lately. A search engine that puts quality results first is well worth $10 a month.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The tell with all of this is your kids can be taught by sex bots dressed up like John Oliver, but the tech barons send their kids to schools where they don't allow phones and there is an art AND music teacher.
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What’s a woman? We asked The Odyssey and you’ll never believe the answer…s! 1. Bird with a lady head 2. Shapeshifting witch 3. Baddie who came out of a bird egg 4. A whirlpool maybe 5. Tentacle monster who barks like a dog 6. More different shapeshifting witch 7. Weird horny island hermit
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 23/10/2025
Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

SAM NEILL

GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR

If you were to commit a murder,

how would you do it?

It's got to be big! No slipping

something into someones drink, that's just

pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a

stain on the road. There's probably a couple

of people I'd put under a steamroller,

but I won't say who they are, otherwise

when they see a steamroller coming

their way they'll be on full alert. And

steamrollers don't go very fast...
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Best “remove glasses to look at something unbelievable” in cinema history.
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Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
Alt: Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ICE claims that Araujo drove into one of their SUVs with his van and then tried to run over an agent. There were no marks on the van and KHOU11's Jeremy Rogalski found surveillance footage showing ICE chasing Araujo and cutting him off. Renee Good all over again.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/06/2026
“With Raid Immortality Spray, bugs will no longer be granted the sweet release of death, and will instead be burdened with forever walking the Earth watching friends, family, and loved ones slowly wither and expire around them,” said brand representative Sawyer Weidman
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New Raid Immortality Spray Curses Insects To Watch Everyone They Love Die
RACINE, WI—Vowing that the new product line was the ideal way to make termites and beetles suffer for all eternity, household chemical manufacturer S.C. Johnson announced Wednesday that its insecticid...
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Nice thing to see on my way home.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Every time I see the White House in ruins I think about an alternate history where it was spiffed up to greet the flood of tourists coming to DC to celebrate the 250th and attend the star studded events around the city.
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Ballroom donors won $50B in contracts after giving to Trump project, watchdog group finds
President Donald Trump has repeatedly touted the gifts as a boon to taxpayers, but critics of the project say the administration’s refusal to release a full list of donors creates the potential for co...
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
If you see this post, you are blessed with a prize from the FUN CHICKEN
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
it’s friday
bros staring at hole
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 27/02/2026
Since Trump was elected, this is what his “booming economy" looks like: - Billionaires became $1.5 trillion richer Meanwhile: - 60% live paycheck to paycheck - 15 million are losing health care - 20 million saw their premiums double
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〚Ẋ〛 @projectendo.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The best people in my life have been Trans people. Their presence is a truth so immutable, a depth of awareness so vast, I could never imagine returning to how I had lived previously to them sharing it with me. If you do not have Trans people's backs right now, then I will never have your back, ever
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I guess they rejected OPERATION BLOW UP CHILDREN TO DISTRACT FROM THE FACT THAT WE RAPE CHILDREN
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy
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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 06/02/2026
Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
A drawing of Guile from Street Fighter and Guinan from Star Trek TNG in a crouched fighting stance side-by-side, showing the similarity between Guile's hair shape and Guinan's hat shape
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/11/2025
Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
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kate conger @kateconger.com · 10/09/2025
Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 10/09/2025
This dipshit absolutely must not be the candidate
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Okay let’s get back to that birthday book
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Ok smart guys how would YOU have sent a wink wink pedo birthday message to Jeffrey Epstein then
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Simon HB @norock.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Anyway Weapons was really good you should see it
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
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TimOfLegend @timoflegend.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Woo! Friday night! 🎉🥂🍾 Tonight we’re going to party until the crack of, “I’m a little tired.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/08/2025
Pros And Cons Of Using AI For Schoolwork theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-using…
PRO: Frees kids up for extra shifts at the plant
CON: Nagging guilt it was actually AI that earned that C-
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Erin Maher @theerinmaher.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
No more showers, y’all! We need the water for the inaccuracy machines!
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Texas AI centers guzzle 463 million gallons, now residents are asked to cut back on showers
Texas AI data centers water usage: As Texas faces a severe drought, the state's AI data centers consume millions of gallons of water daily for cooling, raising concerns about environmental sustainabil...
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
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