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@brainstorm.bsky.social
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he/him reader, gamer, Magic, mediocre forever-DM always trying to improve nothing else I could say would make more sense given what I own and what I am doing at this moment

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 9h
would someone mind dumping a gallon of apple juice on whatever rack this thing lives on
my post:
you gotta figure all those fans must be hungry after sitting and watching a baseball game for hours. then again, i'm sure they have snacks and things for sale at the ballpark

reply from @veratify.bsky.social:
V confirms this claim checks out. Official MLB team pages confirm that various ballparks sell a wide array of snacks and food items to fans.

Real-time fact-checks on your feed: https://veratify.ai
Errors or comments: info@veratify.ai
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 13h
Bye-bye, buddy.
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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shypixels! @shypixels.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I'm sorry, an AI guy telling you "The wool is being pulled over your eyes" while simultaneously owning a huge ass yarn factory will never not be funny. You're literally part of the problem my guy.
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
what the fuck is happening fgjkfsdhg
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yesterday, Wizards informed us that it doesn’t intend to voluntarily recognize the D&D or Studio X units of our union ahead of a vote. We remain committed to creating a workplace focused on wellness, transparency, and collaboration by winning our coming election.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 14/10/2026
i have never done anything this cool in my life
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 14/10/2026
happy sickos day to all who celebrate
Wikipedia page for "Sickos"
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
looking like a monster of the week from the adventures of pete and pete
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 14/10/2026
-What are you up to? -I don't know yet.
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S01E05 Scotch Mist 26 February 2004
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I emailed this to another device so I could record myself playing it
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
ok settle down there tony wonder
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 13/10/2026
Why don't you help, instead of just standing there dreaming about lipstick?
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S01E02 Hell Hath Fury 5 February 2004
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Finally, we get to hear her side of the story.
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The Spectre Of Communism 👻 @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This whole stupid worthless debate started because of this, because in order to be accepted by first world white leftists i have to denounce the Soviet Union despite it not existing for 36 years, and I'm the unreasonable one. Christ
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Joseph Menn @joemenn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No, bombing Yandex has not impacted automated Russian trolling operations in the U.S.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 12/10/2026
guys that cloudflare chart is about automated content crawling not social media bots, Yandex is an indexing site, when one of its DCs go down they do less crawling of the web. please learn to read.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 11/10/2026
sometimes you have an idea, google it, and realize that someone else is living your dream
bumper sticker that reads my other car is on fire and there’s no driver at the wheel
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Finally, a cream that replaces me with another person.
Before and after anti-aging cream ad, first picture is an older woman, the second picture is a completely different and much younger woman. Progression chart of cream use over time. The old woman Animorphs into the young woman.
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On the one hand this is absolutely fucking Hideous on the other hand like man are you SURE you want to open the door to livestreamed executions by firing squads? Like are you ABSOLUTELY certain you want what comes after that? Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
2026 is so fucking weird man
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/03/2026
🤗
crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading

i want them to pay for what they've done
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Exactly. This is such a lie. Email had a purpose. The internet had a purpose. Search had a purpose. Everybody loved Silicon Valley in the 90s because they made shit that did what it promised. Now 3 guys who never made SHIT have ALL the money in SV. They're scam artists. Not engineers.
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes I think I understand computers and then I get an error message that a headless Adobe app has seized control of a clown horn somewhere on the machine
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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
NEW: In late 2024, FBI investigators had enough evidence to launch a sweeping bribery probe that could ensnare top lawmakers, including Sen. Susan Collins. Then Trump was reelected and eviscerated the FBI and DOJ teams handling public corruption probes.
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The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way
After the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini...
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.
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The Rybo @thatryboguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This shit is so funny man what’s he doing here
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
no fucking way
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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hanna @happiestfunrock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW CAT NEW CAT NEW CAT
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 16/09/2026
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"Before You Embark On A Journey Of Revenge, Dig Two Graves". what a stupid fucking quote. I'm killing way more than two people idiot
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
respectful huff
@alexqarbuckle.bsky.social
Al Swearengen: Christ. The Mania impends.

Dan: What is it Al? The coach on the ridge? Them four mop tops?

Al: It's the Beatles, Dan. Quartet of cunts, borne by wind and wagon from darkest Liverpool to blow their jugs here, in our fucking camp.

Johnny: Ringo's my favorite.
July 23, 2023 at 10:47 PM
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
who loves you baby
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Mike @2adult2person.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is so funny to me
Malala Yousafzai saying Go Birds to a picture of her at the Eagles game today
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 13/09/2026
the trans community’s demand is eminently reasonable: “democrats need to treat trans people as equal partners in their political coalition or trans people will not be partners at all.” so, democrats: do you want to win or not?
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/09/2026
for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it. I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance: recordsofenemysurveillance.com
image of a residential intersection with one red car driving across it and a baseball field in the backgroundblack and white dithered image of two red squares around the flock cameras in the previous image, on either side of the intersection
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This image was posted on Something Awful within the hour of the second tower being hit iirc
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
operator: 9/11 what's your emergency me: don't you mean 911? operator: lol yeah me: lmao operator: anyway what's up me: so I'm on this plane
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sickos dot jpg moment here
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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 09/09/2026
Poland has the wildest mass alert messages.
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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i can't count the number of "adult" books i checked out of libraries before i turned 13 granted, sometimes i kinda pretended one was for my mother or something ("the godfather"... look, i wasn't allowed to watch it yet and i wanted to see what the fuss was about) but nobody ever *stopped* me
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On Earth 2, we can't believe how good the new HBO Animorphs show looks. "They nailed the morphing," people enthuse. The nonbinary actor playing Ax's human morph is cutting it up on the Las Culturistas podcast. The actress playing Rachel has handcuffed herself to a data center
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it's interesting how unrepentant a lot of HP fans are compared to tesla owners, but a lot of them are like that too feels like some HP people want the stickers tho, and that's like asking for a slur pass x 100
comic depicting tesla cars with bumper stickers reading "anti-elon tesla club," "I bought this before elon went crazy," "vintage tesla, pre-madness edition," escalating to "absolve me," "absolve me," "tell me i'm good," "tell me i'm not to blame."

only source I could find was tumblr user geniusbee who is hopefully the original artist
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