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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i thought we all agreed to use this banner like twenty years ago

a screenshot from homestar runner, involving puppets of homestar (wielding a spoon) and the cheat in front of a banner declaring "Todaybor Day is Labor Day!"

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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

post something random or you'll have an awful september

a neon tetra, a whitish fish with some blue and red, on a white background with the text "The only thin blue line that matters is the stripe on this NEON TETRA"

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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

i know How Far North europe actually is but somehow i always keep forgetting How Much Farther North Than I Am europe actually is

a sun graph from timeanddate.com with the following info:

Night:
12:00 am - 4:19 am
9:36 pm - 12:00 am
Total: 06:43

Astronomical Twilight:
4:19 am - 4:58 am
8:56 pm - 9:36 pm
Total: 01:19

Nautical Twilight:
4:58 am - 5:35 am
8:20 pm - 8:56 pm
Total: 01:13

Civil Twilight:
5:35 am - 6:05 am
7:50 pm - 8:20 pm
Total: 01:00

Daylight:
6:05 am - 7:50 pm
Total: 13:45

Solar Noon/Midnight:
12:58 pm
12:58 am

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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Analysis • Padishah Emperor may be dragged into a Harkonnen-Atreides fight

tweet from haaretz.com (@harretzcom) with the title "Analysis • Israel may be dragged into a U.S.-Iran fight | Amos Harel" from 3:15 am, july 19, 2026, with 326.4K views. there is a photo of netanyahu whispering to trump as they stand away from two microphones and a teleprompter, in front of an Israeli flag

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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I laugh every time I find this one again, but maybe that's just me

"My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night"

The photo below is of a hand holding a very large Toblerone box, personalized so that it instead reads TBBLOBNOERN

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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Happy First Strike Friday No matter how small they think we are, we make each other stronger

Kobold Overlord
{1}{R}
Summon Lord

First strike
All your Kobolds gain first strike.

“One for all, all for one; we strike first, and then you’re done!” —Oath of the Kobold Musketeers

Illus. © 1994 Julie Baroh
1/2

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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Hey, @safety.bsky.app, just thought you should know this dishonest and hateful post hasn't been removed yet. Don't thank me, just doing my part!

The NY Post post claiming "Charlie Kirk assassination latest shooting committed by trans people and advocates"

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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Haste is probably the least important thing he does, but that means I've gotten to hear a lot of people say "wait, he has haste, too?!"

Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider {4}{G}{G}
Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor

Trample, haste
If you would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, put twice that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead.
If an opponent would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, they put half that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead, rounded down.
6/6

199/285 M, KHM, artist Daarken

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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Really bad day for @ultimateguard.bsky.social's brand! (Origs from @rachelkendra.com and @schmandrewart.bsky.social)

RachelXKendra: "i really like ultimate guard boulders and katana sleeves. too bad I'm never buying any of them ever again" above a picture of Ultimate Guard's new Harry Potter merchandise.

schmandrew: "Picked this deck box up from @ultimateguard.bsky.social and I was so excited until I flipped it over. Looks like my art was extended with ai.

@magic.wizards.com needs to make sure their partners don't do this.

I would have happily extended this for a couple hundred $$. Instead it looks awful!"

Below are two pictures of the deck box showing schmandrew's excellent art and then a fairly obvious bit of LLM-generated filler.

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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

ooh, how about the Sin Cara dick t-shirt?

A photo of a black t-shirt depicting the wrestler Sin Cara, who is for some reason melting from his waist. The melting and coloring makes it look like an oval-ish white shape on the front of his tights is actually a large erection.

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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

sometimes people wish we had "the algorithm" here, when synchronicity is all we need and the algorithm would only deprive us of such wonders

bats - @euradi.bsky.social - 7h
letting the madness like sinking my teeth into something so soft

merrit k @ GDC - @merrittk.com - 7h
if i get enough followers eventually at least one of them will be interested in drinking my blood

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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming.

That part from "The NeverEnding Story" where Atreyu realizes Artax is sinking into the Swamps of Sadness and tries to prevent Artax from being overcome.

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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

just a totally normal topic of discussion the day before a hugely consequential presidential election

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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

Ah, I missed one and now they're not in chronological order

HCJustin 🇵🇸
@HCJustinn

Remembering how my pharmacist in 2012 in New York was named Gaylourd Panis.

4:35 PM · Apr 7, 2021

The attached image is a close-up of a medication label. The prescriber information is "RPH: GAYLOURD O PANIS"

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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 14/10/2024

Having listened last week to the @apocrypals.bsky.social episode on the Apocalypse of Abraham and how the mysterious extinct Bogomils were probably the only ones who ever considered it canonical, I really had no choice when this happened in my CK3 game.

A screenshot from Crusader Kings 3 in which the High Chieftain of Alania declares that he and his vassals have broken with the Orthodox clergy and converted to Bogomilism. The option for the player to also convert to Bogomilism is being highlighted.

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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

look, I should not be an Elder of anything, but it is nice to think about the fact that I've been off twitter for fifteen months

The bluesky "celebrating 10 million users" card. I am user 282,165, and there is a stamp marking me as a "certified bluesky elder" for being in the first 10%

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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 06/08/2024

imagine being like this. imagine having this level of confidence in these decisions

A Cybertruck looking dull and dumb as usual, with the New York license plate "CYB TRCK."

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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 21/06/2024

Quote skeet with one of your fav films that isn’t a huge hit let’s get to know each other a bit more 👀 📽️

The DVD box art for "Countdown to Looking Glass," starring Scott Glenn and Helen Shaver, with the tagline "A Live Special Report From The End Of The World."

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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 16/05/2024

they were starting to. they understood callouts but they didn't have the benefit of 2000 years of banger progress

"Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog."

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basic facekick elemental @brainstorm.bsky.social · 21/03/2024

my partner (whose personality is otherwise very different from what this implies!) recently stuck this license plate frame on her car, and has been astonished to note how many more women, specifically, seem to be letting her merge. solidarity

A pink, Lisa Frank-style with flowers and unicorns license plate frame with the text "bestie, please, let me merge."

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