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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of the reasons I can tell generative AI is a revolutionary technology is because it’s been mainstream for 4+ years and it has never improved my life in any way whatsoever
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
koko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
how to get a six pack in one easy step
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Thought Punks 🎲 TTRPGs + Punk 👩‍🎤 @thoughtpunks.com · 08/08/2026
He's the first couple pages.
The Gist
Jesus Christ came back. Of course He came back. He said He would. The problem is that He came back gentle and confused and asking questions about sparrows and rent prices. 
Before He could get His bearings, Pastor Dominion Crale of the First Church of the Perpetual Tithe had Him zip-tied in an Escalade and driven to the compound in forty-seven minutes flat. That was eighteen months ago.
The main Cathedral now operates HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD™, a multi-level wellness sacrament pipeline moving vials of genuine messianic blood at a year’s Toronto/London/Paris professional’s salary per unit (Blessed Faithful Anointed Healing Moment™), the cost of a large luxurious home in Tokyo or NYC (Chosen Hosts Exclusive Miracles Package™), a tier only reachable by mega-millionaires and billionaires (The Perfected Saints Full Indulgence Membership™), and a newly launched Divine Disciples Triple Elite Plus Eternal Covenant™ option for the most wealthy that comes with a personal blessing, concierge, and non-disclosure agreement. 
They operate on artificial scarcity (above and beyond the limits of their gruesome extraction process). The First Church ensures that even the Eternal Covenant™ tier has a waiting list. Lower tier lottery winners can wait in line even through the night  to receive their “blessings” on High Holy Days™. (Universal Love For All™ financing plans  available.) The Vatican filed a complaint. It is in a drawer somewhere one guy has the keys to, and nobody’s seen him in a while. The SEC wrote a memo about drafting a proposal to explore a process to review the complaint. It’s in another drawer. 
Jesus is in the Sanctum Sub-Basement, connected to the Eternal Harvest Array. He cannot die. He cannot leave. He has been patient about this. He waits, faithful, hoping, suffering. He waits for you.
You have been recruited by Lucifer. Yes, THAT Lucifer. (Please don’t call them “Satan” or “The Devil.” I would say if you value your life, but that is the least of what the Morningstar can take.) 
Lucifer (pronouns variable and flexible, presentation business casual, stress beginning to show through the seams) sought you out personally. The pitch ran for almost two hours and included a PowerPoint with extensive citations. 
The end of the pitch: “I know how this looks. I know you have questions. That’s too bad. It’s none of your business, really. What I need you to understand is this situation is more personally offensive to me than your little brain can grasp. I pursued every available channel for months. I am standing in this awful parking lot talking to you, exactly because there are no more channels. Please. You will be well-treated for your help. And I am asking nicely. I am… not good at asking nicely.”
You get a burner phone, a compound dossier, keys to a storage unit with mostly useless random items but a few bits of (poorly maintained and fragile) equipment as well, and a laminated card that reads: 
CALL IF YOU NEED SOMETHING UNETHICAL
BUT NOT EVIL
Your job: 
•	Get in. 
•	Free Jesus. 
•	Get Him out.
The Cathedral's job: 
•	Stop you with extreme prejudice. 
•	Post it to their forty-million-subscriber channel.
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winter @madoka.systems · 18/02/2026
found it
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🩷 @shimapanacea.itch.io · 03/08/2026
im fucking crying pls just watch this
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 01/08/2026
emma toys & co. photoshoot with the dickheads at the dyke march
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tfw mothra gave you power of attorney
Two besuited men, one with a mustache and one with glasses, looking sorta to the camera, and the one on the right with the glasses is kinda smiling and asking "Mothra gave you power of attorney?"
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Gemma Matthews - The Sewing Songbird @thesewingsongbird.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A look back at one of my element inspired embroideries today, The Water Guardian. Completely freehand stitched in November 2022. Hoping it brings some rain… 😉🪡🌿💧#stitchedart #embroidery #thesewingsongbird
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Plus One Exp @ 🔜 Metatopia @plusoneexp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
3 Followers Away from 400! If we get to 500 before launch I'll show you a sneak peak of the cover for our major stretch goal!
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Leigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I absolutely agree with this, but I also think mass social detachment is a response to a world that has consistently demanded more while reciprocating less we study for jobs that don’t exist. we work but can’t afford our lives. we rinse our recyclables but billionaires destroy the world —
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Amanda/iamatrex @iamatrex.com · 16/07/2026
Sprigs & Kindling, our free anthology zine of creative TTRPG works from the Carved from Brindlewood and Trophy communities is up for two ENnies. Huge shout out to our whole team of contributors, artists, and editors <3 sprigsandkindling.com
2026 Nominee Best Community Content. Sprigs & Kindling Volume 4.1. Amanda Mullins.2026 Nominee Best Free Product. Sprigs & Kindling Volumes 3-5.
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Shrimp discourse??
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2026
Keir Starmer Resigns Amid ‘Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal
Keir Starmer Resigns Amid ‘Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal
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TLDR Jack @tldrjack.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take
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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Waiter (clearly a disciple of The Way of The Shrimp): Howdy gents, how are you doing this eve? My friend Terry (like me, a student of The Wise Platypus): Your shell will not save you when the time comes, friend. Me: (doubting my faith for a moment) We don’t literally have cloacas by the way
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Pax @bradleygalbraith.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Barley, orange cream cat, asleepBarley, orange cream cat, AWAKENED
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 28/05/2026
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
social media isn’t supposed to be fun, it’s for dumping intrusive thoughts and having pointless arguments so you don’t do those things in real life
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Tom @moll.dev · 20/05/2026
This one was too good not to share lmao
Screenshot from the blocked thread between white guy and luigi

Original Post: Omelas, AZ

White Guy: That doesn't exist
Luigi: Just walk away
White Guy: why would that be necessary?
Luigi: Because you don't read enough LeGuin
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Pax @bradleygalbraith.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Wondering if @komaniecki.bsky.social saw this yet…
Brutalist architecture painted
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 06/05/2026
Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch
James McCloud starfoxDracula flow
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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 31/10/2023
how to good-bye depression is one of my favourite books i own. if you ever needed some quackery machine translated from japanese to english well over a decade ago, perhaps 20 years ago, this book is sublime
The color of Mr. Reagan's spirit is white blue. Mr. Reagan's spirit seems to be weak and sweet, but really incredibly enormous. His spirit can disarm anybody without orders or threat, and can use anybody freely without orders. Anybody is apt to follow his spirit voluntarily.
Many people wondered why this third rate actor was able to elected as the president of U.S.A. Many people thought I seem to have better head than that of Mr. Reagan's". I think that his incredible, enormous spirit loved Mr.Reagan and led to his being elected.
Similarly, the spirits of Mr. Geoge Bush, of Mr. Albert Gore are weak and sweet on first sight, but really strong and immense. The spirit of Mr. Bush is of red-orange color, has a secret weapon like a sharp dagger side-thrown by hand, and can enlarge to the same width of the state of California about 2 thousand km high. I can feel Mr. Bush has become more powerful, excellent, healthier and happier than during the presidency of U.S.A (continued)He would become much better president than before. I can see that his son has begun to climb a beautiful tense rope upward slowly which the universe hangs since summer in 1999. The beautiful strong spirit has begun to touch his son and make his son flash since spring in 1999. 

BONUS: Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus. You can feel your root chakra as if it were a exciting womb.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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cryptdril.bsky.social @cryptdril.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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cryptdril.bsky.social @cryptdril.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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cryptdril.bsky.social @cryptdril.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Harry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I’ve been reading Oh The Places You’ll Go the same way Saruman conjures a storm over Caradhras
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cryptdril.bsky.social @cryptdril.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Pax @bradleygalbraith.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Back on some bullshit
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Homer: D'oh!! Marge: Oh Homie.. Lisa: Bart Maggie: Flanders, Apu, Moe Krusty, Mr. Burns, Sodeshow Bob, Krusty, Simpsons Simpsons, the Simpsons Comic Book Guy
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Pax @bradleygalbraith.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Engineers should have their professional credentials investigated and removed if they are knowingly collaborating with ICE facilities trying to corral this many people into such a small building footprint. This is an absolute embarrassment and black stain on the whole profession.
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Pax @bradleygalbraith.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Tofu‘s first day at doggy daycare went amazingly because he is a perfect little creature.
Tofu the corgi puppy 6months old sitting pretty on a snowy turf at his doggy daycare.
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Pax @bradleygalbraith.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Great video. The summary of the game shows me it's something I'd not play myself, but the analysis of the games themes are spot on, and the last bit about why the game being banned from Steam is probably the single best argument I've seen on this matter. Extremely well done Jack!
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
years and years of avoiding plain language and the active voice do make the choice to use it more impactful, I suppose
NYT: Federal Agents Kill a 37-Year-Old
Minneapolis Man
The victim was an American citizen with no criminal record who had a firearms permit, the city police chief said. Videos of the encounter contradict the federal
government's description of the shooting, a New York Times analysis found.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/01/2026
what if the idea of this being some global replacement for twitter is a bad one, and most of us are very happy hanging out in a safer, more curated space instead
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
been staring at this image on and off all day
Charlie Kirk at a Turning Point USA event. The caption says "THERE IS ONLY ONE HOUR OF OCYGEN LEFT ON THE TITAN SUBMERSIBLE." An inset picture shows Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars
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Pax @bradleygalbraith.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Tofu, a Corgi puppy, chilling on my shoulder. We’re both looking at the camera. I’m kinda frumpy but fuck it we ball.
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Pax @bradleygalbraith.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Good Christmas vacation so far
Tofu eating my face (he’s actually yawning at me but it looks like he’s getting ready to fit my whole head in his mouth)Tofu asleep on a Paw Patrol blankie.Me, shoulder length dirty blonde hair and glasses wearing a new brown sweater my wife got me for Christmas that I’m very pleased with.
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Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Werner Herzog says:
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
*shoots gun into the air to get everybody’s attention* Hey…….. are you guys mad at me
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Jack Nicholls @jackwnicholls.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I don't know if I've ever said on this website, but a dream game of mine would be a survival sorta-horror game where you play as a member of Henry VIII's court, and you have to survive a week planning your escape and attending matters without Henry throwing a tantrum and taking your head off.
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cryptdril.bsky.social @cryptdril.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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cryptdril.bsky.social @cryptdril.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/11/2025
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters”

The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist.

But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building.

I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
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Pax @bradleygalbraith.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
back on my bullshit btw
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Sound on for a delightful treat to accompany this monster
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