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Bradley Paterik

@bradhawkdown.bsky.social
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Naval Aviator, Bama alum, native Texan, and a really bad golfer. All opinions/tweets/etc. are my own.

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Bradley Paterik @bradhawkdown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hate it here
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Bradley Paterik @bradhawkdown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Literally cursed 😔
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Bradley Paterik @bradhawkdown.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That’s been coming for Spain
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🎶 It’s been a long day, without you, my friend. And I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again. 🎶
Fast and Furious “see you again” meme but with Pausa de Hidratación instead of Paul Walker
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/03/2024
every dead senator gets a thoughtful obituary lauding their “courage” and then if you look it up the courage was filibustering the Give Medicine to Cancer Kids act
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Verstappen cursing his car followed by Ferrari making a strategy blunder that costs them while George skates through to take advantage is 🤌🤌🤌
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
DOMINATING PERFORMANCE BY BLINKY THE SAFETY CAR
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Bradley Paterik @bradhawkdown.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
You living in NOLA?? I just moved there!
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Bradley Paterik @bradhawkdown.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Woof
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Matt Stahl @mattstahl97.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
As someone who liked covering Ty Simpson, I am very happy to see him not have to play for the New York Jets
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Bradley Paterik @bradhawkdown.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
All these folks talking about how bad the Ty Simpson pick is and idk, if Sean McVay thinks that’s the next guy I would trust him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Bradley Paterik @bradhawkdown.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I’m shocked they downgraded that. Clear major!
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Bradley Paterik @bradhawkdown.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I can’t believe he didn’t get a major penalty for that.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Rory McIlroy now has more major titles (6) since February 1996 than the Dallas Cowboys have playoff wins (5)
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
the writer's room slack for The Onion has to be lit up with people mad they missed "the Pope is soft on crime"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Good day to bust this one out.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Orban achieved a level of authoritarian consolidation unthinkable here and they still successfully got rid of him. Never let the doomers have the final say.
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Bradley Paterik @bradhawkdown.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Goose is also ready to contribute
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 11/04/2026
All four astronauts standing in the aisle with their roller bags waiting for the door to open.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I'm moonscrolling
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Bradley Paterik @bradhawkdown.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Of course the navy comm equipment is what doesn’t work. Of course lol.
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Announcing the splash-down time in central time >>>>>
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 11/04/2026
You know we had to do it. WELCOME HOME ARTEMIS 2!
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
every time i see a cooper flagg highlight it's like "flagg broke another record and did something that hasn't been done since ‘tungsten arm' o'doyle of the 1921 akron groomsmen, as the magic defeated the mavericks 138-127”
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Bradley Paterik @bradhawkdown.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I’d say any other year since 2020 outside of Wemby he’d probably win pretty handily. But when we are having comparisons to MJ, LeBron, Kobe, this is a top 10 rookie season in my opinion
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2nd most 25/5/5 games as a rookie only behind Michael Jordan
Ranks 7* all time in Points Scored among rookies as of 3/26/26
First teenager in NBA History
to score 30+ in three consecutive games
Youngest to record most points by a teenager (49)
First teenager in NBA history to record 40 or more
Surpassed LeBron James for most points in a game by a 18 year old
Surpassed Kobe Bryant in all time 20+ point games by a teenager
Became 9*h player since the merger to reach 1000 points 300 rebounds 200 assist in firs
50 games played
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Bradley Paterik @bradhawkdown.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I do not understand the argument for Kon at this point. Sure he’s an awesome shooter. But he is the third option on a play in team. Flagg is the first rookie leader in points/assists/rebounds/steals since MJ, now has the 2 highest scoring games for a teenager. It’s one of the best rookie years ever
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Jesus Christ how did we ever get this dumb
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Greg McElroy insists 1969 moon landing didn't happen: 'Genuine propaganda'
ESPN college football analyst Greg McElroy doesn't believe United States Astronauts landed on the moon in 1969.
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Pete Volk @petevolk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"
Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27
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Bradley Paterik @bradhawkdown.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
It makes me so mad because he’s such a bad basketball player. He doesn’t do anything well outside of being tall.
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Nic Gulas @nic-gulas.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Not going to make a difference, but they’re really letting Mara do whatever he wants on screens. Dude could block for Mack or Russell next year half the time
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
CBS did a great job staggering the games so Purdue/Texas came back right as Iowa/Nebraska hit halftime. They did a HORRIBLE job putting a Ben McCollum team in the second start position. These games are going to end at the exact same time.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 23/03/2026
yeah so I don’t think the choice we’re being offered is “pay the police to play Candy Crush or pay them to lock up your neighbors” it’s that this even *being a job* is a choice and we can unmake it at any time
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KeithSmithNBA @keithsmithnba.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
DOUBLE BUZZER BEATERS!!!
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Goggles Shammgoggles
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 20/03/2026
watching Arvydas Sablindis torch Georgia
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Bradley Paterik @bradhawkdown.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Yeah it’s pretty much over
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Bradley Paterik @bradhawkdown.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Kind of unfair for Sparty to start with a 20 point lead, no? 😂
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Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Big iced tea matchup on Friday
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Bradley Paterik @bradhawkdown.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2026
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
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Christopher Jones @ccjones.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
43 FTAs for a Miami player? What is this, the ‘06 finals?!
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Tom Pelissero @tompelissero.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The Seahawks agreed to terms with CB Josh Jobe, per source. Hanging onto one of the own as the Super Bowl champs try to repeat.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 07/03/2026
The Allstate Duke/UNC ad is dumb b/c there's no way he didn't tell his GF he went to duke within 2 minutes of meeting her.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026
From The Archives:
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Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’
WASHINGTON—In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that “the American people deserve a presid...
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Bradley Paterik @bradhawkdown.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Waking up in this hell every single damn day
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Green Mile Im Tired Boss GIF
ALT: Green Mile Im Tired Boss GIF
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Bradley Paterik @bradhawkdown.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Any time he drives something bad happens, having any play for him that’s not catch and shoot is coaching malpractice
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will jones ⚒️ @will-jones.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
OKC fans are too stupid to understand why that was a cheap shot. They think dirty plays where ejections are 100% justified are normal fouls
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Michael Pina @michaelvpina.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
dirty play from a dirty player
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Valid reaction bc what is Lu Dort doing lol
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