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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean

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College hoops bracketology for SB Nation. “Mid” adult. Chicago. Extremely neurotic. Unable to shut up. Doesn’t stick to sports. He/him

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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 27/09/2026
Imagine a football in the basketball’s place.
The 1980s IOWA! Basketball logo
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 26/09/2026
"Go rack up 200 yards in penalties during today's game." "Go Gators!"
The beginning of the iconic "Go write the Great American Novel" "Go to Mars" University of Florida institutional advertisement from 20 years ago. The back of a white man with brown hair in a blue shirt says "Go Gators" to a Black man in a white dress shirt and pink and navy tie.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 26/09/2026
(still waiting to be diagnosed with ADHD) This is every day for me.
Co-Star for 9/25

YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
Make procrastinating part of your process.
Stop apologizing for needing time. Your hesitation isn't weakness-it's your system gathering what it needs.
The guilt drains more than the delay ever could.
Do
Seltzer
Snack bowl
Encyclopedias
Don't
Permanent marker
Hangups
Hit refresh
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 26/09/2026
Someone is already in position for this week’s seminar, @channel6.bsky.social
Bella, a tan and white corgi mix, sits intently on a cream blanket.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 25/09/2026
You want to talk about bad headline writing? This is bad headline writing!
ESPN.com Press Association story with the headline Roberto Mancini's second Italy spell ends with defeat to Belgium

No. He didn't quit after one match!
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 25/09/2026
Add this to the list
ex-Lethality Jane
@lethalityjane.bsky.social
Lmao they're all mad at Kai Ryssdal now for saying it but he's right. 1/2

ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bs... • 2d
The "iced coffee at an interview" thing is driving me insane because apparently it's lost cultural knowledge that you're not supposed to be eating or drinking when conducting a certain level of serious business with another person.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 25/09/2026
If this ratio is driving no. 1, I’ll allow it, since it’s a deranged take.
Kai Ryssdal
@kairyssdal.bsky.social
I'm sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you're disqualified. It's not hard, people.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 25/09/2026
This Trending list is deranged.
Bluesky Trending

1. Debate over iced coffee at interviews
2. WNBA playoffs begin
3. US military preps action near Cuba
4. Fans debate best TV of 21st century
5. Manchester City PSR charges case
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 25/09/2026
John Calvin: "Almost everything wrong with the United States is the result of my theology." YOU'RE WELCOME!"
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 25/09/2026
She doesn’t understand why she’s been getting extra attention today.
Bella, a tan and white corgi mix, relaxing on a cream blanket
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 24/09/2026
Ginger crossed the Rainbow Bridge at 5 Eastern. She was such a good, sweet girl, even when dealing with her best frenemy, Bella.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 21/09/2026
Reminder to the Rays that this exists.
Dolly Parton’s cover of Walking On Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 21/09/2026
Please rise for the National Anthem of Chicago.
Alan Parsons Project - Eye in the Sky with Sirius on SiriusXM’s The Bridge
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 21/09/2026
My company’s spam filters: red flag an email I sent to myself with dog photos Also my company’s spam filters: this one is fine.
Spam email from a lawyer in Toronto claiming to have an insurance policy for a dead relative that I don’t know of

Giveaway is the insurance policy reverting “to the state,” which is not something said in Canada.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 20/09/2026
Of course
Skeet from Andrew Siciliano
@andrewsiciliano.bsky.social
Browns-Buccaneers have gone to overtime in each of their last two meetings (2022, 2018).
It's been 16 years since any @NFL head-to-head had three consecutive OT games.
(Falcons-Steelers '02-'10)

Reply from chuck-sitin.bsky.social @chuck-sitin...
• 2h
Boycott the NFL!
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 19/09/2026
@retiredreporter.bsky.social sent me the Marlins ELIMINATED graphic, and it has me wondering when exactly they gave Billy the Marlin Bugs Bunny’s facial features.
Bugs Bunny in disguise or Billy the ELIMINATED Marlin?
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 19/09/2026
Finally got the smaller Artemis And Eeyore
Lego Technic Artemis set (left) and Eeyore BrickHead (right) Cubs on the laptop behind it. Rays on the TV behind it.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 18/09/2026
And your point is?
W. Blake Gray
@wblakegray.bsky.social
I remember when journalism was more than sifting through the social media accounts someone follows looking for athletes and fantasy authors you don't personally like.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 18/09/2026
Go to hell, Daily Kos commenter.
Not sure this will have the impact you hope it will. Coyote Vs. Acme bombed. A hit with social media crowds, especially Bluesky, but that's not always a reflection of the general public.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 18/09/2026
Say hi to Big John
John Hancock Tower on a Friday afternoon
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 17/09/2026
Pete Yorn talking Tom Petty is precisely in my wheelhouse. 🍊 🐊
Tom Petty Radio on SiriusXM with Pete Yorn as guest DJ
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 15/09/2026
Maybe the Cubs could work a waiver deal with Atlanta to bring Blooper in as a bullpen arm.
Marquee pregame graphic showing Martín Pérez starting Tuesday for Atlanta and a TBD for Wednesday but with Blooper’s picture
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 14/09/2026
Who says the Republican Party doesn’t have a big tent?
Danielle Carter-Walters, Black woman running for Mayor of Chicago, wearing a “CHICAGO FLIPS RED” t-shirt and “MAKE CHICAGO UNCORRUPT AGAIN” hat Danielle Carter-Walters
The wife of a retired Chicago police officer, Carter-Walters is the founder of her own physical fitness business, offering personal training, equipment and supplements. She also the co-founder and vice-president of
"Chicago Flips Red," a conservative group that seeks to elect Republicans in deep blue Chicago. An ardent supporter of Trump, Carter-Walters has been an outspoken critic of Chicago's sanctuary city ordinance. She has testified before Congressional committees about the harm that she believes those policies and the influx of migrants have done to the city. She has also advocated for calling in the National Guard to combat violent crime in Chicago.John Kelly, a white guy who looks too mean for Trump’s DHSJohn Kelly
A veteran lobbyist in Chicago and Springfield, Kelly, 53, is the consummate political insider. For nearly three decades, he has lobbied on behalf of clout-heavy clients that do business with City Hall - the same people and companies he would have to deal with and say no to if he's elected mayor. He represents the White Sox and the United Center co-owned by the Wirtz and Reinsdorf families. He also co-owns a security company with Sox Chair Jerry Reinsdorf. If elected mayor, Kelly insists that his "number one guiding principle I will have is, 'Is this a good deal for the taxpayers?' Because they're going to be my client the day I get elected." If his lobbying clients want something that's contrary to the city's interests, Kelly says he would be "happy to tell them no." With nearly $2.2 million in the bank and a law-and-order message to rival Mendoza's, Kelly is targeting the 22% of Chicago voters who supported President Donald Trump
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 13/09/2026
WHAT IN THE NAME OF HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL, YTTV Guide?
Add to multiview option for Alcorn State at Arkansas-Pine Bluff with a stock photo of a football game with HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL over it.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 12/09/2026
Treat yourselves, Mom and Dad!
Text from Mom 

Nice!
We went to Ashley Furniture and bought and split kitchen
Therapedic mattress,
adjustable frame, and bed. I'm tired of sleeping in the recliner.
Pricey but worth it.

King (kitchen was an autocorrect)
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 12/09/2026
Jon Sumrall, I’m going to need you to hang 100 on Campbell this evening.
JMU 87
Wagner 3
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 12/09/2026
The Muppet Christmas Carol

Scrooge: You there boy! What day is it?

Bean: Why, it’s El Assico day, sir!

Scrooge: Then I haven’t missed it!
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 12/09/2026
Absolutely cursed episode
7:10 AM
The Simpsons
19 min left
Sat, Sep 12, 7:00 AM • FXX • Aired Nov 23, 2003 • S15 E4 • The Regina Monologues • TV-PG
Prime Minister Tony Blair welcomes the Simpsons to England, where they run into author J.K.
Rowling.
Animated • Sitcom
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 11/09/2026
You sure about that, YTTV channel guide?
Stanford vs. Penn State women’s women’s volleyball on BTN but the logos are Stanford and Ball State.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 11/09/2026
Let sleeping dogs lie, especially when they have the sunshine and a fan.
A tan and white corgi mix napping in a brown and cream dog bed on a hardwood floor with the sun shining.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 10/09/2026
Didn’t think this track would be relevant today, but here we are.
(Mike) Vennart: Robots in Disguise from To Cure A Blizzard from a Plastic Sea (2018)
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 08/09/2026
She would have been better off posting a giant red flag instead of a profile pic.
Bumble profile for Angela who is posed with RFK Jr. at a 2024 RFK Jr. for President campaign stop
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 07/09/2026
Homer running for Sanitation Commissioner, sitting at Moe’s “I hate the public so much. If only they’d elect me … I’d make them pay.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 06/09/2026
Both teams really needed a field goal.
Syracuse 66, UNH 3

Florida 66, FAU 21
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 04/09/2026
These helmet builds are interesting. Unexpectedly heavy on hinges and joints.
Ayrton Senna 1988 F1 World Champion Lego Icons helmet set
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 03/09/2026
This is one hell of a combination of products, Temu.
Temu ad with a toddler wearing a pink t-shirt reading “Sometimes I look at grandma and think Wow” paired with two pictures of something that is very much not that.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 29/08/2026
Good timing on the sequential posts here, @thewillardyears.bsky.social
My post about my Concorde birthday presentUncle Pitt posting from Paris with the Seine and Eiffel Tower.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 29/08/2026
My present for today’s other noteworthiness.
Lego Concorde. I wanted to build something different.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 28/08/2026
Still empty as fuck. Even the “for lease” sign has given up.
Empty-ass Asshole Tower with four US flags, a for lease sign that’s seen better days, and a bunch of space that’s empty going on at least 11+ years.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 28/08/2026
Always love the Lyric Opera’s signs
NO SURPRISE FEES. JUST SHOCKING TWISTS.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 28/08/2026
I’d wave at Bella, but we don’t face the river
South Loop skyline
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 28/08/2026
Better watch out for tour buses.
The Kinzie Street Bridge
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 28/08/2026
Mom:
Mom: Is he a Trumper? Probably a lot of the players are.

Me: He's the one who left the team
DURING A PLAYOFF RACE to go to Charlie Kirk's funeral/ Trump rally

Mom: POS
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 28/08/2026
52 weeks since my last trip
The Wrigley Building from the front of the Chicago Architecture Center boat cruise
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 28/08/2026
Grade 5 me “… and the horse you rode in on”
Catch a 5th grader using an em dash.

CTA ad for Back Market
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 27/08/2026
It was worth the wait.
Coyote vs. Acme poster at my local multiplex
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 27/08/2026
That’s a no from me. She would stroke out if I sent her an email.
Desireé, 43
Photo verified
Things we can talk about
A Concerts
My bio
If you have pronouns in your bio don't even bother.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 26/08/2026
Oh hell no
+1 (601) 202-1149)
Text Message • SMS
Today 12:39 PM
Hey, it's Sarah. Curious about your views on Israel. Can we chat? Stop2End
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 26/08/2026
Go to hell. Go directly to hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
Hinge profile for Jenn: 

Together, we could
Dismantle a Somalian daycare fraud scandal

40
5' 11"
River North
Catholic
Las Vegas
Conservative
English, Polish, Spanish
Life partner
Interested in finding a partner to enjoy this awesome adventure called life.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 26/08/2026
Happy National Dog Day from judgy Bella
A tan and white corgi mix judging you while lying in a brown and cream dog bed.
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