This Machine Kills Stormtroopers @boys-n-berry.bsky.social · 15hGarbage time at this point and didn’t even go for a first but that late handoff is one of the most insane Sellers plays I’ve seen 000
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17hHalftime summary 11183
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersAsher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026An evolutionary fact that delights me is that lizards absolutely love to lose their legs. Within every lizard family is a little voice that says "go ahead. get slithery with it" 2332
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersThe Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip 3338801491
This Machine Kills Stormtroopers @boys-n-berry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Disney’s Peter and the Wolf was a kind of insane thing to show a child 000
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersDocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026To Valhalla 562508617
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026thank you for reposting me. quick question: what's wrong with you 4844274
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersDr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 01/10/2026i also just have to say that pointing at a falling down barn while bragging about how fewer people are coming to america is about the perfect encapsulation of how MAGA believes in making america smaller and weaker 351957400
Reposted by This Machine Kills Stormtroopersbeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026 5997331305
This Machine Kills Stormtroopers @boys-n-berry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hard to choose, and frankly embarrassing that I must include LoL but this about covers the bases 110
This Machine Kills Stormtroopers @boys-n-berry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t know if I’ve ever felt more known than the Christmas (2024) where two different people got me the next year’s Extremely Accurate Birds calendar unprompted 0111
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191533870
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersLucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 19/09/2026this is the universe's way of telling us that clemson/unc is unnatural 01097
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026🚨🚨🚨NEW BILL WURTZ🚨🚨🚨 2662245
Reposted by This Machine Kills Stormtrooperspublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026~~~ 434544
This Machine Kills Stormtroopers @boys-n-berry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Had a *hell* of a day with Oxbow River Snorkeling and Carolina Safari Co, 6 hellbenders on the French Broad! Also feat. the endangered tangerine darter 000
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersSnowden St. @snowden.st · 31/08/2026You may have heard of them— @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social 151
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersSnowden St. @snowden.st · 31/08/2026This is why I only listen to one podcast for all 4 topics 171
This Machine Kills Stormtroopers @boys-n-berry.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Wob and Walarry-ass vegetables 010
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026🦋 channel-6.ghost.io/dollyworld/channel-6.ghost.ioDOLLYWORLD"Someone tricked you into listening to an entire Eudora Welty short story while only taking three minutes to do it." 725646
This Machine Kills Stormtroopers @boys-n-berry.bsky.social · 25/08/2026With everyone sharing the hits I would be remiss not to call attention to one of the best tributes to an incredible life and career. RIP youtu.be/twoDzMPv0Cs?...youtu.bePitbull x Dolly Parton - Powerful Women (Visualizer)YouTube video by Pitbull 000
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You have probably never read a college football preview magazine with a poem in it. We have corrected that oversight, with a little composition from @brianoliu.bsky.social tucked into this edition of Turfman's. Spencer cried so hard when he read it I thought he had something in his eye. RTR 🪶 1612
This Machine Kills Stormtroopers @boys-n-berry.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This is the first time I’ve heard of him and I wholeheartedly agree, that’s why we buy the Almanac folks. 000
Reposted by This Machine Kills Stormtroopersmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026i wonder if scott adams thought of it as whitebert's burden or the white man's dillburden 821813
Reposted by This Machine Kills Stormtroopersc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 07/08/2026One of my favorite things about coatis is seeing videos of groups of them, tails in the air, looking like furry brontasauruses. This video is run backwards to enhance the resemblance. 😄static.klipy.comCute Coatis Roaming in NatureAlt: Cute Coatis Roaming in Nature, but run backwards so they look like brontasauruses moving across grasslands or forests. It's from the GIF library, so I can't speak to the attribution. 28811
This Machine Kills Stormtroopers @boys-n-berry.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Lived in: 🇺🇸 Born in: 🇺🇸 Parents: 🇺🇸🇺🇸 (mom’s brother is 🇦🇷 though) Grandparents: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Great-grandparents: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Been to: 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽🇱🇨🏴🇵🇹🇬🇷 010
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026My name is Peter Parker. You don't remember me but we used to know each other. Something bad was gonna happen and the only way to stop it was to make everyone forget about me. It wasnt that I shit my pants while I was swinging around. If someone tells you that they’re lying, it was a different thing 1674
Reposted by This Machine Kills Stormtroopersc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Let's explore a specific moment in time: BEFORE radar was invented (~1939) but AFTER airplanes entered warfare (1911). The best way to detect an airplane sneaking up on your border or coastline is with one of these absolutely ridiculous-looking devices. This is a "two horn acoustic locator", 1921. 814528
This Machine Kills Stormtroopers @boys-n-berry.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The Beatle’s greatest contribution to music is writing all the worst Christmas songs so no one else had to. 001
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersEMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...theonion.comTranslator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film AdaptationPHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ... 256239284576
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Greensboro got into this man’s bloodstream 2536547
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersSeth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The technical term for getting beaten soundly by Belgium in soccer is “getting waffle housed.” 522699418
This Machine Kills Stormtroopers @boys-n-berry.bsky.social · 06/07/2026A *great* smoke detector, that doesn’t *whiff* out of battery while you’re sleepingstatic.klipy.comI Think You Should Leave ItyslALT: I Think You Should Leave Itysl 000
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago? 2655021044
This Machine Kills Stormtroopers @boys-n-berry.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Bourbon peach ice cream with white chocolate chunks 000
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 30/06/2026The Dutch are spending their whole per diem at Dan Flashes 3836105
This Machine Kills Stormtroopers @boys-n-berry.bsky.social · 30/06/2026JUAN! youtu.be/TpVYJFsCTWU?... 000
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersAmanda Kolson Hurley @amandakhurley.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Incredible chart from @propublica.org. If you don’t follow enviro stuff closely, your instinct might be that the hold-your-nose solution (carbon capture from fossil fuels) would be the “pragmatic” one versus covering Earth in solar panels, which seems utopian. In fact it’s the opposite 572632956
Reposted by This Machine Kills Stormtroopersghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 27/06/2026you will want to stick around through at least 1:15 2537
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersMaterialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 16/06/2026there is a joke in Logan Lucky about not believing Winds of Winter isn't out yet. Logan Lucky is now older than A Dance With Dragons was when Logan Lucky came out 2669
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersSam Frantics @dsoart.com · 06/06/2026And a fun profile pic 238077
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersJackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands 4360722055
Reposted by This Machine Kills Stormtroopersthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 14/05/2026just imagine hearing someone say “to what end?” and not at least mentally adding 🎶 TOOO WHAT END 🎶 after. impossible. 3171
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersSam Frantics @dsoart.com · 08/05/2026A non pet commission 519249
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersJack Foster @recklesseyeballs.com · 07/05/2026Max Rebo. You just know this guy walks around with checks in envelopes at the end of the week, he’s just got that energy. Snootles might be a diva but I’m sure Rebo runs interference on that. You get to see the outer rim & a lot of dives but I bet you also meet a lot of old Nuevo swing legends 1112
Reposted by This Machine Kills Stormtroopersjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/05/2026thank you sam alito for ending the unconstitutional racial discrimination against white conservatives and allowing them to obliterate federal representation for as many black people as they can manage, as the reconstruction congress intended 8561151625
Reposted by This Machine Kills StormtroopersFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026WAITER: would you care for dessert JEFF: i’ll have the jello GEOFF: i’ll have the geollo JEFF: jesus christ not this again GEOFF: geosus christ 343041648
This Machine Kills Stormtroopers @boys-n-berry.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Here to help! @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social 020
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