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Red @redpainter1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Director: "clip it, that's the ad"

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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Pay attention Dems. Gov Beshear won twice, in a deep red state, and never threw trans people under the bus. He led with compassion rather than the fear and cowardice we've seen from some of our Ohio candidates and party leadership.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Did that guy just say he went to Hypnotoad University?

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh right, I forgot that Tampa Bay sucks on special teams.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My wife and the neighbor across the street are both putting out Halloween lights, and having a very shouty conversation back and forth.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Jose Ramirez is going to shake this champaign bottle until it explodes.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just realized that the Browns / Steelers game next Thursday will be the first time in forever that Aaron Rodgers is the MORE likeable quarterback.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Always great when the Guardians clinch the playoffs, but hard to beat last year, when they clinched on a HBP and I almost coughed myself to death in @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online's basement.

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Well, if Tucker feels genuine remorse, and sincerely wants to make amends for several decades of racism, sexism, homophobia, and war mongering…he can still go fuck himself.

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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Me sticking a knife in a toaster: The silverware’s gone rogue again

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Made it to Fenway Park!

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Do I get my Fell For It Again award FROM the Houston Texans, or does the league distribute those?

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Visiting Salem, celebrating 400 years of penalizing women for shit like crop failures or being able to do math.

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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 20/09/2026

At some point we've got to accept that Bucs-Browns is the past and not reopen old wounds

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

TBF, the funniest thing Baker could do to get revenge on the Browns is give them reasons to keep playing Watson.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Bucs fans need to storm the field and lay waste to everything if they lose this game.

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Protesters starting to gather at the Kennedy Center. One is holding a sign that says "LESS BUTTHURT MORE BEETHOVEN"

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026

Beer isn't addictive. It makes you more sociable and is a great way to spend time with friends. That's why I have eight of them a day: because I love talking to my friends so much

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Thanks to RFK Jr there is a statistically non-zero chance that everyone in America who I have ever told to eat shit will, in fact, eat shit

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Stopped for gas on my way out to lunch and it was $4.19. Passed the same gas station 90 minutes later and it was $4.59. "Every GOP member of congress owns this because a handful of them could have stopped the war in Iran" seems like a slam dunk midterm message.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

What an absolute all around dogshit performance by Denver.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Did the Broncos also fly to Australia the day before this game?

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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/09/2026

They did WHAT on 3rd down

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Baker get rid of the fucking ball!

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The reason why they think their voters are this dumb and gullible is because they are.

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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“We should shoot a campaign video in a batting cage." “Uh. OK. Are you good at baseball?" “No." “Well, why w-" “I’m gonna knock it out of the park with this one." “Yeah, but if you suck at baseball it’s gonna l-" “It’s gonna be a graham slams." “I don’t th-" “I’ll be wearing golf clothes."

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Justin L @jlbaseball.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The Guardians only led 3 innings this entire series The 9th inning and 10th innings Friday The 10th inning today.

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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Even from a purely national pride perspective, this requires you to think that the 100 year period from 1926 was a failure for the United States, instead of the zenith of its power, prosperity, and influence

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My man looks like he owns a Hooters-branded Discover Card

Secretaryof Homelandsecurity Markwayne Mullin

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Suki DN ♡ @gardevoir.online · 03/09/2026

Right now is the ideal time to ask the most annoying people in your office an extremely important, time sensitive question, ideally in front of management or their direct report

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

"Extended look" - clearly a joke about his penis size. And how she is "now playing" the field because of it. Here's a link, use code HIGH-T for 50% off male enhancement pills.

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

1996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

It’s mind-blowing that we have literal white nationalists in the White House carrying out unfathomably cruel, abusive, white nationalist policies, and the punditariat has spent the last two weeks debating if some people were too intemperate after a Black man was murdered by cops six years ago.

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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Kash Patel would not have made it through the first stage (of many) of FBI screening. He knows it, and it makes him mad. Remember that authoritarians hire mediocre doofuses previsely because it ensures their loyalty: there is no other universe where these guys would ever have their jobs

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sam @samthielman.com · 29/08/2026

[above a picture of my opponent locked in a nude embrace with a hot girl] is THIS who we are, America? I say NO!

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

"Lake America" sounds like a summer camp for men whose wives have left them.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I'm no fancy business type, but I don't think "irritate the other side" is a standard or sound negotiating tactic. If it was, toddlers banging pots together would be the best negotiators in the world.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Because it's the Browns, whichever one of the two they drop is going to be a pro bowler somewhere else.

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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA

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