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TV people love to refer to awful things people have done as "personal challenges" and shit, like we're supposed to be impressed he was able to concentrate through all the raping and learn the playbook.

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Oh right, I forgot that Tampa Bay sucks on special teams.

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My wife and the neighbor across the street are both putting out Halloween lights, and having a very shouty conversation back and forth.

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Jose Ramirez is going to shake this champaign bottle until it explodes.

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In proper 2026 fashion getting there is going to drag out and be agonizing (thanks Rockies)

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's the 2026 season, of course this is going to drag out as long as possible.

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Just realized that the Browns / Steelers game next Thursday will be the first time in forever that Aaron Rodgers is the MORE likeable quarterback.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Always great when the Guardians clinch the playoffs, but hard to beat last year, when they clinched on a HBP and I almost coughed myself to death in @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online's basement.

Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My wife made exactly this joke when I told her about the comms cutoff.

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Well, if Tucker feels genuine remorse, and sincerely wants to make amends for several decades of racism, sexism, homophobia, and war mongering…he can still go fuck himself.

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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Me sticking a knife in a toaster: The silverware’s gone rogue again

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Or some meet in the middle everyone loves bipartisanship dipshit

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Made it to Fenway Park!

Literally the ideal insurance customer.

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This will always mystify me - they had a get out of jail free card sitting right there. They could have reclaimed the idea that they had principles and limits, and blocked him from running thirs party and splitting the vote. It was really all upside and no downside.

vote.it

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"Secondary distributors" lol fucking assholes

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Do I get my Fell For It Again award FROM the Houston Texans, or does the league distribute those?

Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"We should just leave trans people alone to live their lives" is so fucking easy to say, and yet here we are.

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I've really been coming around to the idea these last couple years that being stupid sounds fucking awesome. Everything bad has simple causes and solutions, or is just fake!

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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 20/09/2026

Visiting Salem, celebrating 400 years of penalizing women for shit like crop failures or being able to do math.

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At some point we've got to accept that Bucs-Browns is the past and not reopen old wounds

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TBF, the funniest thing Baker could do to get revenge on the Browns is give them reasons to keep playing Watson.

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Bucs fans need to storm the field and lay waste to everything if they lose this game.

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Protesters starting to gather at the Kennedy Center. One is holding a sign that says "LESS BUTTHURT MORE BEETHOVEN"

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Oh shit, are we the same person?

Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026

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Beer isn't addictive. It makes you more sociable and is a great way to spend time with friends. That's why I have eight of them a day: because I love talking to my friends so much

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Somehow I like this guy less every single time I see him.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Thanks to RFK Jr there is a statistically non-zero chance that everyone in America who I have ever told to eat shit will, in fact, eat shit

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Stopped for gas on my way out to lunch and it was $4.19. Passed the same gas station 90 minutes later and it was $4.59. "Every GOP member of congress owns this because a handful of them could have stopped the war in Iran" seems like a slam dunk midterm message.

Thats only possible answer

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What an absolute all around dogshit performance by Denver.