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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 10h

Huh, so that happened. And we move on.

The Guardians celebrate on the field after advancing to the ALCS.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 12h

The pitching rubber has completely disappeared somehow.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 13h

It is raining, and Gavin Williams is DEALING

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

(@diedrichbader.bsky.social voice) :I'll tell you what I'd do, man: watch two games at the same time"

Two TVs in my living room. One is showing the Guardians/White Sox baseball game. The other is showing the Buccaneers/Cowboys football game.

Diedrich Bader as Lawrence in Office Space

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Made it to Fenway Park!

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Mom and the kids having dinner yesterday.

A doe and three fawns in our front yard. Don't judge the grass, we've all been sick this week. Feel like a jerk for judging the grass now, don't you?

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I saw the Guardians exaclty one week ago in Cincinnati, close to half the lineup tonight wasn't on the team then.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Just no skipping rehearsal this time.

Homer, Carl, and Lenny from The Simpsons. Their stomachs are painted to spell "Moo" instead of "Moe"

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I didn't have the volume on for Jordan Walker talking after winning the HR derby, I'm just going to assume it was like this.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Going to a concert at the garden and can't wait to get crazy in the

A sign outside Home Depot, showing where to enter for the Mulch Pit

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Belgian players today

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Dedicated student of Zooology.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Finn is part pit, part terrier, and part Ghostbusters terror dog.

Our dog Finn, smiling and happy, still kind of looking like a demonic gargoyle.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Especially when he was a puppy, you could tell how hard Crash slept by whether one or both of his ears were flipped.

A 1 year old black lab, sitting and looking at the camera. Both of his ears are flipped inside out.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Ohio: None of it Makes Sense! Also, the temperature range today was 82-37

A Google notification that tomorrow's temperature will be 37 degrees cooler than today.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Oh hey... I didnt see any squirrels so thought I would help myself. We cool bro?

A raccoon hanging out our window feeder. He seems surprised, and its a little awkward. Fear not, he went back to eating right away.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Using "Trump doesn't like it" as a barometer for anything is hilarious, but they can't even fully commit to the bit.

The president told the Post he will not be in attendance at Super Bowl 60 between the New England Patriots and Seattle Seahawks on Sunday, February 8, because the game is “just too far away.”

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

The bird on this flag looks like it may start singing Uncle Fucker at any moment.

A bird(?) on a flag. It resembles Terrence and Philip from South Park.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Excuse me, are you aware that dinner time is approaching? Maybe you should just get going on that?

Finn, a pit/lab/goblin mix, trying to guilt me into feeding her early.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Next you're going to tell me I can't bring my lucky hand grenade that I carry everywhere.

Randy Marsh from South Park being arrested as he yells "I'm sorry, I thought this was America!"

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Wishing you all the Biggest Christmas.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Absolutely cursed concept.

Described as a “frontier community for techno-optimists” and “society-as-a-service,” the Network School costs $1,500 a month for basic members. (I have highlighted the phrase "society-as-a-service")

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

We have loads.of candy, and only one kid so far.

An adolescent deer in our front yard, waiting to be fed.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Finn has made lemonade from lemons. A missing leg means you have a convenient nub to suck on when you're sleeping.

Finn, a mixed breed puppy in a teal blue harness, asleep and sucking on the nub where her right rear leg used to be.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Beautiful day for baseball. And I will go on record now saying my preference with the defense would be Noel in RF, Manzardo at 1B, Rodriguez DH.

Progressive Field before Wild Card game 1

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

1. Political violence is bad, period 2. Don't let people who have been cheerleading this shit act like it's a real mystery

Don Jr's since deleted Instagram feed sharing an image of a hammer on top of a pair of men's underwear. The caption says "Got my Paul Pelosi Halloween costume ready"

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

For MLB's trade deadline I resent one of my favorite trade-related memories, the 2019 Trevor Bauer trade that broke my kid's brain. And because I know someone will point it out, in 2019 we were only aware Bauer was kind of a dick, the extent of his awfulness was still unknown.

A string of text messages from 10:39pm July 30, 2019. They are:
"WHAT THE FUCK"
"PUIG TO THE REDS?????"
"THE FUCK"
"FOR BAUER?????"
"WHO THE FUCK"
"WHY THE FUCK"

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Don't worry lovers of the unknown, my crotch is actively creating mysteries to fill the void.

An image of the top half of da Vinci's Vitruvian Man, with the text "Hidden Detail in Crotch Solves 500-Year-Old Leonardo Da Vinci Mystery"

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Fuck that person into the sun but also

"You guys are getting paid?" meme from We're the Millers with the text "People have vet bills under $500?"

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

My wife when she asks me to proofread something she has written and I find an error.

A clip from the movie Major League. As Willie Mays Hays (Wesley Snipes) comes in from making a basket catch in the outfield, manager Lou Brown (James Gammon) greets him by saying "Nice catch Hayes, don't ever fuckin do it again"

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

My wife got this flag for our front walk, and then as I was making dinner said "Oh by the way I put our Nazi flag out front" and there were a few very confusing seconds before that got sorted out.

A flag that says "Good People Don't Support Nazis"

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

The MLB app went from not letting me watch games to giving me news from the future.

A screen shot of the MLB Android app. The news item is dated June 21. It is currently June 20.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

I'm Cleveland for the Guardians/Dodgers game. Early take away - Dustin May has very skinny legs.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Me every time I see a headline about Joe Biden's mental state when the current president has incredibly obvious cognitive issues.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Postscript: Crash turns 3 this week. Tomorrow he his new little sister Finn comes home for good. She's missing a leg but that isn't slowing her down one bit.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Lost our first dog Grace in Sep 21, adopted a sweet, 1 year old rescue, Goose, in May 22 who, unbeknownst to us, was in the final stages of kidney failure. We lost him after 24 days. We were wrecked and thought we were done forever. But his gift to us was the joy of having a dog again. And so, Crash

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Schneeeeeeeveland! Cheered so loud from the couch Crash froze mid-chew to see what was going on.

My dog Crash chewing on a dog toy similar to the keys babies chew. He has momentarily stopped to see what is going on.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

She's a little delayed being with us while she recovers from losing one of her rear legs (her hip was dislocated and the joint didn't form correctly on that side). But we'll be doing some overnights to help her get acclimated and her big brother has met her and can't wait for her to be back.

A small black lab smiling. He has a red, bone shaped tag that shows his name, Crash. This good picture of him is notable because the little bastard generally ruins any picture you try to take of him. He must have been feeling charitable this particular day.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Huh, we were going to get a puppy but I guess instead of finding some joy we should watch Fox News 24/7 to fully immerse ourselves in just how bad everything is. Nah, that sounds shitty. Here's Finn!

A puppy named Finn chewing on a hand while enjoying time in the grass.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Renting a vacation house for a few days and this seems like it might technically be code compliant, but still something you shouldn't do.

A regular (non-GFCI) outlet directly behind a toilet, about 8 inches above the water shutoff.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

The universe trying to decide what weird way today's Guardians/White Sox game will end.

An image from The Simpsons. Mr. Burns' hand hovers over a panel of buttons as he chooses which one to press. The buttons are labeled "Meltdown Alert", "Mad Dog Drill", "Blimp Attack", and "Fire Drill"

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

The front yard is busy this morning.

Five deer enjoying breakfast in the front yard of my house. Two of them are looking at me through the window as I take the picture, likely wondering if there will be any apples to go with their bird seed and corn.

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Saluting all of the very smart and serious CEOs and other business types who cheered on Trump's campaign, and inexplicably did not anticipate his doing the thing he said repeatedly he would do.

A coffee mug with the words "Have the day you voted for" on it

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Dave @boxdp.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

I'm so sorry to hear that. I don't have good news specifically but here is my dog Crash. When he goes to daycare he sleeps very hard the day after, which often means he wakes up with his ears flipped.

A black lab laying on a couch, looking up at the camera. Both of his ears are flipped inside out, something that has been happening his entire life

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