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Let’s have fun here before a billionaire runs it into the ground

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17h
no coming back from this without punishing the entire chain of command from the officers carrying out this shit to the people at the top giving the orders
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lol on that first drive Jalon Daniels is 8/8 with a passer rating of 131.8. Cowboys should fire their defensive coordinator at halftime. What is it going to take?
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still think this might be the funniest video I've ever seen
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh hey The Parent Trap is on. No not the original, the new one. The new one. The one that came out….29 years agoooo [I collapse into a pile of dust]
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just got my “YOU HAVE 90 DAYS TO SWITCH TO A NEW PLAN” email from my student loan servicer. Sorry my payments have been lower the last few years and now we’re $40 trillion in debt, that’s my bad.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s ok, the Cowboys aren’t going to play a team as good as the Giants every week.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
It's the weekend
Robot flipping a switch on his body from "mad about politics" to "mad about football"
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watching “You Can See Everything” on opening night.
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
New song of the summer just dropped
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well that’s certainly something I’ll never forget
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ms. Rachel cooking you and then telling everyone to clap because you tried hard
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nothing has ever not happened more than this. Trump was on the news bragging about how his building would now be the tallest in New York!
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Obviously this is a hilarious and obvious lie but it's instructive in that Trump knows he's supposed to care about this thing, and manifestly does not and cannot care about it, and so he has to put himself into the story just to make it something he can talk about. He almost died that day!
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cardinal [tongue smashing against his teeth] Richelieu…he was treated very unfairly, some would say treason but maybe not so much and in fact it’s the other way, I think it’s the other way, it was treason to be against him. But we’re bringing back the monarchy very strongly.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A federal judge struck down Texas' ban on drag shows, deeming it an unconstitutional restriction on free speech. "The solution is relatively simple ... just don't go."
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Texas’ limits on some drag shows found unconstitutional again
A federal judge reasserted his 2023 ruling that the U.S. 5th Circuit Court of Appeals sent back for reconsideration. The law went into effect in March as the case proceeded.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
asked the monkey paw to take out "the guy from home alone 2"
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One Dad joke your family definitely won’t get tired of after 11 years is every time you let the dog outside you say [Aqua voice] “Come on Dottie let’s go potty.”
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ugh you don’t like tradwives but you also don’t like secret assistant Defense Secretary wives? Make up your minds.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Very good opportunity to link Musk, who people universally LOATHE, to the almost comically corrupt Paxton. Bundle these shitheads together as the enemies of working people and don’t let up.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Marvel has released a watchlist of the movies you should watch before Romy and Michele 2: 1) Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion 2) Friends (seasons 1-4) 3) Mighty Aphrodite 4) Goldeneye 5) Selena 6) The Truth About Cats and Dogs 7) The Parent Trap 97 (released after but has lore implications)
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Absolutely did not go in expecting this at all but The Odyssey is a bottom-tier Nolan movie.
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When Marshall Flinkman shows up on Reacher
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Simon Cowell's 'A Hundred Percent Yes!'
ALT: Simon Cowell's 'A Hundred Percent Yes!'
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have made referring to Reacher as "the big fella" in a Bill Raftery voice a part of my process, and the early results are promising. Which is to say that I don't think my wife loves it.
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Someone let the Army know that I guarantee I will not build artillery shells for only $10 million.
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What happened and "changed our children?" The reauthorization of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act in 1990s that and included autism as a covered disabilities. Schools had to report how many autistic students they served. Who was a cosponsor of that bill? RFK Jr.'s uncle Ted Kennedy.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this is all so fucking instructive if they would take a step back and learn something. you cannot let this happen ever again. when you are weak and crumbling, you cannot revive your prospects by painting everything gold and declaring a victorious golden age. it makes it look even weaker and rotted
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That’s a big hell yeah from me
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
oh my god he hit the reflecting pool with a "two weeks" dawgggggg that thing's never opening again
The pool, which was drained for repairs shortly after the Fourth of July holiday, is currently empty and fenced off from the public. The president promised on Monday that it would be fixed and reopened in two weeks at most.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
That was fast. Google sent me a statement saying it is now “rolling back“ this AI feature after our demonstration and others from OSINT researchers www.404media.co/google-earth...
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Google Earth’s New AI Lets Anyone Fabricate Completely Bullshit Satellite Images
"Tonight I typed just one sentence into Google Earth and put refugees near the Mexican border. Then I planted a nuclear plant in Iran. Then I put a fatal crash on a street in Amsterdam."
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I wonder how many car crashes have been caused by the AMBER Alert notification.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Tom Cruise Collateral
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/04/2024
remembering the greatest interview of all time
An interview with the guy who yells MORTAL KOMBAT in the theme for Mortal Kombat

interviewer: I see. will you do it over the phone?
guy: would i do it over the phone? absolutely.
interviewer: let's hear it.
guy: Mortal Kombat!
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Rewatching Fight Club for the first time in like 20 years and every Tyler Durden line sounds like Joe Rogan
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@briancgrubb.bsky.social you have been reporting on LeBron’s pending decision for 16 years now. How does it feel?
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I start talking in a southern accent any time I rewatch Justified
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In Inception, Leo saying that before his wife committed suicide she “had herself declared sane by 3 different psychiatrists.”
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hey Houston have you thought about just making your whole city out of the highway? Public transportation oh no no no no no no just a few traffic lanes we promise then we’ll be ok
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Sonny Powerball
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Justin @bowlerman5000.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England!
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Mary Poppins: Chimney Sweeps Dance
ALT: Mary Poppins: Chimney Sweeps Dance
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
BREAKING: Federal judge finds that Trump's IRS suit was improper because Trump controlled both sides of the litigation. Judge Kathleen Williams also sanctions Trump's lawyers, issues monetary sanctions, and harshly criticizes DOJ's "untenable" conduct. More to come at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com
The Parties used the existence of federal litigation as a means of conferring legitimacy upon a course of action that they were unwilling to subject to judicial review.
The context of the "settlement," the relationships of the people involved in negotiating and approving it, the ethical implications of their conduct, and the Parties' swift efforts to
dismiss this case after the Court raised fundamental jurisdictional questions all support this conclusion. Accordingly, the Court expressly finds that Plaintiffs acted in bad faith.
See Sofaly v. Portfolio Recovery Assocs., LLC, 155 F.4th 289, 295 (3d Cir. 2025) (monetary sanctions were proper under the court's inherent power where the lawyers acted in bad faith and committed fraud on the court by using "their clients to bring
contrived lawsuits"). That finding is enough to invoke the Court's inherent authority. See JTR Enter., LLC V. Columbian Emeralds, 697 F. App'x 976, 986 (11th Cir. 2017) ("The key to invoking a court's inherent power to sanction is a finding of bad faith.") (citation
omitted).
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