William Nelson @boogers.io · 15/09/2026Just for clarity, because the possibility of one fan discovering the red button for the first time is too incredible to pass up, here's a diagram. Also, there's hidden text on most comics. On chrome you can long press. Desktop just hover over the comic. 050
William Nelson @boogers.io · 07/09/2026Oh, now my other budgie won't feel left out! Thanks for making these, I didn't notice them until today. 001
William Nelson @boogers.io · 06/09/2026The trick is that once the fighting is obscured by a big cloud, you sneak out and when the cloud disperses, it's just ICE agents fighting each other. 000
William Nelson @boogers.io · 06/09/2026I love the smile on the guy in the back there. I bet his toes feel great. 010
William Nelson @boogers.io · 01/09/2026I don't think I'll ever need the ramming speed button, but it's nice to know it's there just in case. 020
William Nelson @boogers.io · 26/08/2026Sometimes I like to imagine different actors performing this scene from the terminator, especially the iconic line "I'll come back" Tim Curry, Bobcat Goldthwait, Gilbert Gottfried, David Cross, etc. 111
William Nelson @boogers.io · 23/08/2026You have to kick your feet out a little, or tuck them in to avoid hitting the ground, and you might need a cushion if you have a bony butt, but it's actually a fun ride. 061
William Nelson @boogers.io · 22/08/2026I like how the embed naturally puts your comment in the speech bubble. 010
William Nelson @boogers.io · 20/08/2026These two pictures were taken within seconds of each other. 150
William Nelson @boogers.io · 15/08/2026I used to have a set of crayon-style Visio icons that I originally intended to use for drafts to prevent them from being used in the final documentation, but they ended up being so endearing that I couldn't switch to professional looking ones. 050
William Nelson @boogers.io · 14/08/2026I know this would be bad to lick, but I think people like me are the reason that they put it in a display case. 110
William Nelson @boogers.io · 13/08/2026And I'm realizing now that this is an old man with a beard. I guess I thought he was a penguin with a beak. 010
William Nelson @boogers.io · 10/08/2026Didn't take long. The Florida Attorney General is either making the same joke as you, or they're serious. You say this sort of comment is obviously a joke, but it's sometimes hard to tell these days. 100
William Nelson @boogers.io · 04/08/2026Hot take: The Amazing Digital Circus has more in common with Sex House than I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream. 010
William Nelson @boogers.io · 23/07/2026I saw a documentary on the Odyssey so I know what historically accurate Odysseus is supposed to look like. 4835
William Nelson @boogers.io · 19/07/2026Every AI event flyer reminds me of the Aesop Rock Malibu Ken cover art. I think the common element that makes them all look "gross" is that there's a weird amount of detail where none should be (which works great for Malibu Ken as an intentional choice.) 1110
William Nelson @boogers.io · 11/07/2026On the subject of Moby Dick, this article by Clickhole cracks me up every time I think of it: clickhole.com/the-time-i-s... (Sometimes it doesn't load properly because it's a 200k+ word blog post) 000
William Nelson @boogers.io · 25/06/2026I don't want you to feel like Bluesky is an engagement void, I've already preordered your book but I appreciate the notice! So instead, in response to your hobbyless video you've posted elsewhere: here's a picture of my pet budgies and some Warhammer guys that I painted to look like them 010
William Nelson @boogers.io · 08/06/2026Just a reminder because not everyone knows about Craig Brittain, but he's out there and trying to claw his way back into the spotlight. Be vigilant, and also be mindful that there are rumors that he's allegedly litigious. 000
