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Tangata Tiriti Pakeha Love & respect for Aotearoa, Tangata Whenua & Te Tiriti O Waitangi Kia kaha Kia maia Kia manawanui

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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Those tech bros create nothing themselves they've taken monetary advantage of others creativity, hence AI being trained to do exactly the same, because to tech bros that is creative
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Creation of Adam: The Fist Bump
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times?
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Hombre De Hojalata - Tin Man
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My husband & myself worked hard labour jobs through our 40's & 50's I'm 63 & everyday something/everything hurts every joint & any muscles I have left lol Neo liberal libertarian politicians want to raise retirement age knowing that the majority of the working poor will die before 65-70 #nzpol
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#booksky #SpeculativeFiction #OctaviaEButler 🫣 Not looking at Musk 😶
A screenshot of an electronic version of an excerpt from Octavia E. Butler's book Parable Of The Sower.

The excerpt reads as this

Mars is a rock—cold, empty, almost airless, dead. Yet it’s heaven in a way. We can see it in the night sky, a whole other world, but too nearby, too close within the reach of the people who’ve made such a hell of life here on Earth.
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula 🦇
A picture of Winston Peters standing at a lectern and he actually looks like he's smiling or maybe he's doing the pre bite hiss just like a snake getting ready to bite

If I was being respectful I would call him The Honourable Winston Peters but seeing as he makes far too many racist remarks and name calling, which is definitely behaviour I don't think is worthy of being called honourable at all.

The moral of the story is...don't use your vote to normalise racism ever....these people turn into vampires sucking kindness and community out of Aotearoa New Zealand
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A non trojan horse made of drift wood grazing on a Southland farm
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ben Thomas prior press secretary to the National Party & current political editor of the National Business Review doesn't know how to search/read Hansard but I, a 63 yr old school drop out ex cleaner managed? Ben Thomas either has a bad case of selective framing or is a lazy researcher #nzpol
This image is a screenshot of an official New Zealand Hansard transcript detailing an oral question-and-answer session between members of Parliament.Transcript Text Header: Oral Question 2: Prime Minister Asked by:
Rt Hon CHRIS HIPKINS
Answered by: Rt Hon CHRISTOPHER LUXON

Rt Hon CHRISTOPHER LUXON: The Deputy Prime Minister, with all respect, doesn't speak for the National Party.

Rt Hon Chris Hipkins:
When real wages have fallen, power prices have gone up, insurance prices have gone up, rates have gone up, insurance has gone up—all by more than 20 percent, under his leadership, in just the last two years—will he now admit that the cost of living crisis is not only not over; it's getting worse under his leadership?

Rt Hon CHRISTOPHER LUXON: What I'd say, again—you know, cry me a river. But I'd say if that member was serious about supporting people, why didn't you support tax relief for the first time for working New Zealanders? Why don't you come out and support a council rates cap? Why don't you come out and support structural separation for supermarkets? No idea.


*** Just remembering that the tax relief National gave didn't amount to much and only applied to working families and gave more to those on higher wages than lower wages.
The council caps will result in less services for communities and individuals, services like access to public swimming pools, libraries and mobile libraries, etc
Structural separation of supermarkets that National have promised to ONLY RESEARCH if elected back in unlike the changes proposed by Labour or the Greens.
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#nzpol please pass along to any people you may know that may have information relevant In Aotearoa we jokingly say we only have 3 degrees separation from each other so I guess we have 6 degrees of separation from our Australian neighbours & shouldn't we always help an neighbour out? #AtlasNetwork
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Infrastructure like this, because while Governments tell the country & different departments to "cut their coat according to their cloth" we need to vote like people are dying as a result According to this article all road safety upgrades still not done 6 years later!? www.rnz.co.nz/news/crime-a...
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NZTA knew about poor condition of Canterbury highway before fatal crash - coroner
The NZ Transport Agency failed to take adequate steps to improve the poor condition of a stretch of Canterbury highway with a high crash rate in the weeks before a woman died, a coroner has found.
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Apparently you just haven't suffered quite enough & we're still too wet & whiney! SO LET'S CRY HIM A RIVER OF VOTING #votenz 28 DAYS LEFT TO ENROL SO CHECK AND UPDATE YOUR ENROLLMENT! Pause your doom scrolling or your game and click on this handy link.....then pass it on! vote.nz/enrolling/en...
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Confession: I haven't read this #nzpol because I'd prefer a different conversation.... So let's talk about paying people more & lowering the cost of housing, electricity & food so people can still afford to go to dentists, doctors without racking up debt & then needing to rely on their Kiwisaver
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I saw this misprint & totally went to the attached gif in my minds eye Fuck #Trump the #Discocunt #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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Dancing Donald Trump with a Mullet
Alt: Dancing Donald Trump with a Mullet standing next to Epstein
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey up #nzbluesky did anyone across the motu see Taika's exhibition? I'd love to hear more about it cos in all honesty I love his vibe & his quirk Taika Waititi turns car headlights into a cinematic spotlight | Stuff share.google/BXOuzhPjr9bW...
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Taika Waititi turns car headlights into a cinematic spotlight
Spotlight, Waititi’s exhibition that runs to September 20 at Studio 230 in the Auckland suburb of Ponsonby, opened on Wednesday night.
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Still waiting on the "sprinkle" 🤔 maybe if I'm lucky @metservice.com it will rain chocolate hail or hundreds & thousands
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The following article is at the crux of what our democracy faces here It's not donation, it's investment! theintercept.com/2026/09/23/d... We need people to party vote Green- they have 2 member bills to reform the current political party donor & lobbying systems That's beyond promises & rhetoric
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A screenshot of a mobile news article from the website theintercept.com, titled 

"DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why."
The visible text details critiques surrounding corporate influence and a historic wage-theft settlement against the food delivery service DoorDash.

The excerpt reads:

'It's not a contribution, it's an investment, with the donor or investor expecting something in return,' said Greg Coleridge, a former co-director of Move to Amend, an advocacy group that seeks stringent regulations against corporate money in elections. 'Here is an instance where organized money from a company that was trying to avoid being responsible and accountable, was unsuccessful.'

Announcing the new settlement, Mamdani said, 

'The size of this settlement shows the damage done to workers by wage theft. But it also shows that enforcement matters.'


Article Link
You can access the full piece directly on The Intercept.

https://theintercept.com/2026/09/23/doordash-delivery-nyc-mamdani-wage-theft-settlement/
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thoughts #nzpol?
“A text message bubble containing the sentence: ‘In New Zealand are the coalition politicians sycophants or the lobbyists? Honestly it’s hard to tell who’s currying favour with whom.’”
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe #nzpol we need to get the Reserve Bank to halal bless all money be it digital (e.g. eftpos, credit etc) or the fold it up in your wallet kind (e.g the readies, walking about money, both folding & chump change) ....the racists, the un-woke can have all the Crypto 🤔👍
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#nzpol #NewZealandInitiative too much control also The researchED conference was heavily subsidised by Dame Jenny Gibbs & The New Zealand Initiative Dame Jenny Gibbs & her late husband were foundation financial backers of ACT & current donor Daughter Debbi Gibbs is vice chair of Atlas Network
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Dr Michael Johnston is a SENIOR FELLOW at THE NEW ZEALAND INITIATIVE who leads its work on education and specializes in cognitive psychology, psychometrics, and literacy research.


Background and Roles, Current Affiliations: 
Serves as a member of the Curriculum Coherence group and a technical advisory group member to the New Zealand Qualifications Authority (NZQA).

Past Academic Roles: 
Previously worked as the Associate Dean (Academic) of the Faculty of Education at Victoria University of Wellington.

NZQA Work: Developed a reliable marking system for NCEA examinations between 2005 and 2011.

Advisory Work:
Chaired a 2024 Ministerial Advisory Group (MAG) advising Education Minister Erica Stanford on a knowledge-rich English and mathematics curriculum.The image shows text discussing Education Minister Erica Stanford’s involvement at a researchED conference and support from The New Zealand Initiative.

Conference and Backing Details
Conference Collaboration: In May 2026, New Zealand Education Minister Erica Stanford delivered the opening address at a researchED event hosted by Long Bay College and THE NEW ZEALAND INITIATIVE.

Focus Areas: The event highlighted teaching frameworks like explicit instruction and structured literacy.

Executive Backing: Dr. Oliver Hartwich, Executive Director of The New Zealand Initiative, praised Stanford's agenda, calling it a shift away from child-centred competency based approach toward THEIR preferred knowledge-rich framework.
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#nzpol we all should have bees in our collective bonnets NZGreens want to limit the remit & funding influence of groups like #AtlasNetwork #TPU #HobsonsPledge so they can no longer act as money conduits to #National & far right extremists #ACT & #NZF Prepare for the push back Aotearoa NZ #VoteNZ
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#nzpol National's incompetency raises its head again & again They'll probably call it a Labour-esque billboard 🙄
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
YESSSS! #nzpol YESSSS! Oops (I mean) TOPS this is what a moral compass looks like!
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#reading #books #nzpol Listening to Sally Hepworth's book The Good Sister and I've decided she must have met #Luxon as this quote seems "on point" "...and taking up lots of space, physical and emotional, the way fat balding middle aged men did" #votevotevote
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Schitt'S Creek Awkward
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Greens Government own a supermarket chain Labours amputate Foodstuffs & Woolworths from their wholesale arms I say why not do both? #nzpol Favourite quote from this article "If we can own an airline, why is it that we can't own a supermarket?" Chlöe Swarbrick www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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Labour proposes splitting Foodstuffs and Woolworths from their wholesale arms
Labour would force Foodstuffs and Woolworths to run their wholesale operations independently from their retail stores, if elected in November.
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I haven't been on Bluesky for hours, log on, 1st thing I see is that NZF are now wellness influencers...🤷 I mean what the actual, what is happening here #nzpol? See you tomorrow, maybe this will all make some kind of sense in the morning, I don't know, I suspect it will still be nonsensical 🤦
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I Can't Even Reaction Meme
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Love this for ACT #nzpol
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You mean like how Woolworths uses algorithms to target "reward boost points"?
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hang on wasn't Hunter Biden a "private citizen" "Many rules for thee, no rules for me" Trump says son paid back Putin ally for 'totally allowed' wedding festivities gift share.google/x27jAX4W2Ro0...
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Trump says son paid back Putin ally for 'totally allowed' wedding festivities gift
Daughter in-law Bettina Trump confirms that Umar Kremlev partially funded two nights of their three-day festivities on a private island in the Bahamas.
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#nzpol Sorry not sorry If as a business you have ACT, NZF or National political signage on view I will take my money elsewhere. Supporting the normalising of homelessness, child hunger, genocide, climate denial & racism is not ok. How I spend my money is my business
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Fuck Yourself Go Fuck Yourself
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#nzpol This is how we all should feel & I will not apologise if someone says to me face to face or online "I'm voting National/NZF/ACT" My answer will always be "Good to know you're ok with homelessness, picking on the homeless & that children are going hungry, this conversation is over bye"
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#nzpol the thread
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All he had to do was support Macklemore & let Kraft's threat break the contract Then the local fans could've shown Kraft "the error of his ways" Now nothing THE FANS LOSE Ed Sheeran loses face WORST OF ALL KRAFT WINS Sheeran not complicit? sure🤷 But not strong, not clever & not friend worthy
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Friends: Chandler Says 'Hell is Filled With People Like You'
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What would Kraft & co do about Joan Baez, Bob Dylan, Woody Guthrie, Pete Seeger, Lead Belly, Nina Simone, Sam Cooke, Marvin Gaye, John Fogerty, Neil Young, Crosby Stills & Nash, The Clash, Public Enemy, U2, Bruce Springsteen, Kendrick Lamar, 2pac, Mos Def, Common etc Music is the rhythm of change!
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#nzpol so many choices but we definitely have a winner for the title WANKER-IN-CHIEF A title won by the individual's ability for completely mastering the art of looking profoundly ridiculous while maintaining absolute, unshakeable self-confidence as the CEO/PM of word salad NB: please see alt
A picture of "comfortable with that" Christopher Luxon smiling inanely while dressed in his classic CEO/PM outfit of a dark suit with business shirt, blue patterned tie and sports cap with a big C on it.
Laser focused on achieving his bottom-line of maintaining his maximum entitlements so he remains rich and sorted for life.
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#nzpol playing the old trope of "they're all the same" Psst They're not National's track record now versus Labour's track record in health alone is proof Shush 🤫 Hooton just shush & check yourself cos your agenda is showing, just go back to cosying up with ACT & National we know what you are
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Dog Whistle Fake News
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#nzpol maybe AI would actually point out that capitalism and consumerism are dangerous to the existence of humanity and the planet....maybe that's what those tech bros are worried about 🤷 Anthropic researcher believes more than 10% chance AI 'could kill all humans' share.google/O7sgyUD4Bvlr...
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Anthropic researcher believes more than 10% chance AI 'could kill all humans'
It is the latest in a series of increasing warnings about the safety threat posed by artificial intelligence.
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sound familiar #nzpol & @paulapenfold.bsky.social Just goes to show we can't fix stupid with facts People see what they want to see, hear what they want to hear and just say any old darn thing 🙈🙉🙊
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
nerdlegame 1698 3/6 ⬛🟪⬛⬛⬛🟩🟪🟪 🟩🟪🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#books When authors give you that truth that's so perfect that you can't look away until its essence is absorbed "There's things they don't tell you about grief - like it can alter your sense of taste and drain all the colour out of the world" Stone and Sky bk10 Rivers of London Ben Aaronovitch
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So #nzpol Wokster Winnie doesn't dislike all politicians in the New Zealand Parliament who are immigrants, just the ones that question him 😒🤔 oh & are Green #RicardoMenéndez #LawrenceXu-Nan #TeanauTuiono
A screenshot of an AI chat interface displaying a question and its generated answer about New Zealand politics. The user asks, "were any current NZF MPs or candidates born outside of New Zealand". The AI responds, "Yes, several current New Zealand First (NZF) MPs and candidates were born outside of New Zealand." It lists four notable figures based on official party biographies and reports: Andy Foster (List MP) born in the United Kingdom; Taylor Arneil (Wellington candidate) who spent his childhood in the United Kingdom before moving to Australia and later New Zealand; Helma Vermeulen (Candidate) born in the Netherlands; and Bernadette Soares (Candidate) born in India. Purple "Stuff" source icons are visible next to the main response and the final bullet point
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Meanwhile #nzpol old man Winston yells at the sky demanding that Wales, Ireland & Scotland remember colonisation is forever & stop being woke
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Kilt Scottish
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh just a reminder #nzpol 📣The Interislander service is currently still running only 1 ferry as the Kaitaki has been absent for deep maintenance & hull inspection in Singapore since 22 June! Older ships need more maintenance. To keep them going until 2029 it's costing an extra $180M
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Praise doesn't pay the mortgage or rent, put food on the table or fuel the car They're there for our births, deaths & marriages, check our food, manage our conservation lands, our wild life & organise our infrastructure, our taxes, & unlike politicians they don't get entitlements just blamed #nzpol
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#supermarket #CostOfLivingCrisis #Woolworths Grocery day & my pet peeve #nzpol Why if I'm paying for 712g of chicken thighs am I only getting 693.2g Ok it's only 18.8g but that's my 18.8g 🤷 I paid for it! because I thought I was getting 712g freaking grams! 💩 customer care #GreensNZSupermarket
A pic of the empty meat tray showing the chicken thigh meat purchased was supposed to weigh  0.712 kg at $17.99 per kilo total $12.81
Then a bunch of numbers, barcode etcA pic showing my scales which are coffee scales and very sensitive
On the scales is my container that I put my freezer bag in so that I can freeze the meat in meal sized portions. The screen on the scales shows 348.8gramsAnother different pic showing my coffee scales
On the scales again is the same container as before with the same size freezer bag as before for my meal sized portions. The screen on the scales shows 344.4grams
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#nzpol why people don't join a union is ignorance Speaking to an older woman who works as a caregiver at a rest home who wasn't going to give $14 p.w. to a union as she belongs to a "caregiver collective" that costs nothing, she meant her collective agreement a contract written by her employer 🤦 wtf
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#nzpol this is a great article From an Aotearoa perspective WTF are we doing RIGHT NOW when we KNOW that this harm is a constant?? All the $$$ in the world does not undo this harm when it's affecting our tamariki & rangatahi now These tech bros don't care so we must make our government care!
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Article full of "if this" & "if that" & "dependent upon business confidence" 🤷 signals is this Coalition giving that inspires "business confidence" or do they mean corporate confidence? 97% NZ businesses employ < 20 people, are they confident in the economy? Strong regulatory framework? Stop SEYMOUR
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Oh Right Yeah Reaction
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#nzpol we know the CEO that thinks more of himself than is warranted 😒 Then again there are CEOs that legitimately know more about what is happening out there & could probably lead others well with authority & awareness Cold, damp housing linked to winter illnesses | RNZ share.google/KBJH3U0qAy5E...
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Cold, damp housing linked to winter illnesses
A community housing provider and social service organisation says despite improvements to New Zealand's rental housing stock, cold and damp homes continue to be a driver of many winter illnesses - whi...
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#nzpol they put up the price of staying at DOC facilities demanding that DOC self funds as a result most New Zealander families probably can't afford to access them So now we just wait to be told they'll be sold because nobody wants to utilise them anymore That's their track record with health etc
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
People describe Musk as the epitome of entrepreneurship, having ambitious goals, being a disrupter I prefer to describe him as bypassing people's rights to privacy, the sexualisation of women without their permission, as being a poster boy for billionaire tosspots who want to normalise pedophilia
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Trump Trump Epstein
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ACT are the reason we can't have nice things #nzpol Seymour got his Ministry for Regulation but it still mustn't be working because this government is still putting through legislation that doesn't work & they're not using transparent processes so what is MFR there for again?🤔
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