Reposted by JJWJJW @jjw.wtf · 29/09/2026how about a surplus of public services? or perhaps a surplus of cash in your bank account after every pay cheque? there's definitely a surplus of rich cunts. 1277
Reposted by JJWKieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026ffs i specifcally told claude not to give out my prompts. 001
JJW @jjw.wtf · 29/09/2026AI prompt that is guaranteed to deliver results to make your workflow easier. This is at the top of my prompt library. I use it every day. 100
JJW @jjw.wtf · 29/09/2026given the opportunity, i too could lose $42 billion dollars chasing a dream. 110
JJW @jjw.wtf · 29/09/2026god i hate buying new glasses, does anyone have a laser and can fix my eyes for cheap? 200
JJW @jjw.wtf · 29/09/2026how about a surplus of public services? or perhaps a surplus of cash in your bank account after every pay cheque? there's definitely a surplus of rich cunts. 1277
JJW @jjw.wtf · 29/09/2026some fine work here from The Civilian thecivilian.co.nz/2026/09/28/c...thecivilian.co.nzChaos on campaign trail as Chris Hipkins takes newfound love of swearing too far, calls Prime Minister ‘cuntmuncher’There was absolute mayhem on the campaign trail today as Labour leader Chris Hipkins took his newfound love of swearing to new heights, buoyed by a raucous campaign launch the day before. At yester… 130
JJW @jjw.wtf · 29/09/2026i couldn't help noticing that many of you haven't preordered the literary journal i edit. now, i'm not saying i hate you and you will regain my love if you pledge... but i am heavily insinuating it. www.pozible.com/project/patt...pozible.com 012
JJW @jjw.wtf · 28/09/2026things you don't want to hear when you're in a toilet cubicle during a job interview: "... and he had the worst case of scabies i ever did see". 100
Reposted by JJWMelissa Johnson, PhD @ladyhistorian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We should let people dream of something besides labor 9612130
JJW @jjw.wtf · 28/09/2026startup idea: prêt-à-minge — highly disinterested customer service representatives wearing biohazard level ppe whack off people with garishly coloured fleshlights and dildos for reasonable prices on high street corners across the uk 030
JJW @jjw.wtf · 28/09/2026if i turned up at a rental inspection and this person was the property manager i would slowly back away and probably bathe in holy water. www.rnz.co.nz/news/crime-a...rnz.co.nzGood Girls Property Management fined over repeated tenancy breachesA Christchurch company has been fined after admitting repeated tenancy breaches including unlawful termination and noncompliant properties. 120
Reposted by JJWNo Typewriters / No Talking @notypewriters.com · 28/09/2026New reward just dropped on our crowdfunding campaign: the physical collage cover (as collaged by @jjw.wtf (and child))! Plus if we hit our stretch goal of $3000 every pledger gets a personalised haiku. Preorder Patter promptly 👇 www.pozible.com/project/patt... 001
JJW @jjw.wtf · 28/09/2026startup idea: camel packs filled with isotonic nutella so you can develop diabetes while you run an ultra marathon 130
JJW @jjw.wtf · 27/09/2026said with a terrible french accent: 🇫🇷 i have a penchant for punch ons 🥖 010
JJW @jjw.wtf · 27/09/2026startup idea: cancel fest — a conference for canceled people with talks by canceled people about being canceled. best thing about it is that we’ll cancel cancel fest and cancel all refunds so we can to to vegas 141
JJW @jjw.wtf · 25/09/2026This thread has been cracking me up for the last couple of days. So this post was a good read boxedwhine.substack.com/p/how-do-you...boxedwhine.substack.comhow do you solve a problem like the paywall?the internet is in a complicated battle between knowledge, access, and compensation — one I inadvertently became a part of 122
JJW @jjw.wtf · 25/09/2026one of my high school chemistry teachers would routinely set us to copying chapters out of a text book so he could sneak off campus to go to the local betting agency to put money on the greyhounds. 110
JJW @jjw.wtf · 24/09/2026i want a buffet breakfast where can i get a buffet breakfast at 7:47pm on a thursday night ahead of a long weekend (footy!) 010
JJW @jjw.wtf · 24/09/2026if any rich cunts want to give me a shit tonne of money so i can harass people I don’t agree with politically, please slide into my dms 130
JJW @jjw.wtf · 24/09/2026it just keeps getting better(?) www.rnz.co.nz/life/screens...rnz.co.nzIn new You Can See Everything trailer Elizabeth Holmes sheds a single tear“You really feel you did nothing wrong?” Holmes is asked in the trailer. “I did not,” the Theranos founder says. “So, where did things get lost?” 130
JJW @jjw.wtf · 24/09/2026anyone got a recommendation for where to get reasonably priced, vaguely ethical, long sleeved, shirts for work? 201
JJW @jjw.wtf · 24/09/20262500 years from now alien archaeologists are excavating a site of former human habitation and they’ll strike a motherload of used vapes with lithium ion batteries an blow themselves up 130
JJW @jjw.wtf · 23/09/2026in every photo of jordan williams it looks like he's just shit his pants and he's really really proud of the achievement. 150
JJW @jjw.wtf · 22/09/2026it's wild the main characters from The Hollow Men and Dirty Politics can still show their faces in public, let alone be taken seriously by anyone, right up to the present day when EVEN MORE revelations in a brand new book about their their venal perfidiousness emerge. it says a lot about nz 3565
JJW @jjw.wtf · 22/09/2026could someone please buy me a copy of Dirty Work and get Nicky to write a similarly pithy statement above his autograph? will reimburse you. 220
JJW @jjw.wtf · 22/09/2026i was so close with this one. jordan williams does resemble a bucket of horse semen gargled by christopher luxon 140
JJW @jjw.wtf · 22/09/2026i've been using @fastmail.com for 2 years now and it's awesome (and not google). you should use it too. use this code to get 10% off your first year (and you'll fund my silica gel sachet habit) join.fastmail.com/f704c1bajoin.fastmail.comCreate your Fastmail accountMake email yours when you create a Fastmail account today. Choose the privacy-focused email that’s perfect for you! 010
Reposted by JJWEmma Hart @ghet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026google "william shatner horse semen". You will get results. 101
JJW @jjw.wtf · 22/09/2026prediction markets showing a 78% likelihood of Nicky Hager's book is going to be about luxon diverting massive amounts of public funds into his private horse cum collection and excavation of a new equine semen cellar. 3151
JJW @jjw.wtf · 22/09/2026my website saw a 6200% increase in ai bots and scrapers lol glad i just post silica gel recipes and startup investment strategies 110
Reposted by JJWMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 19/09/2026"Dude, remember that time I got four teas here? I just lined them up. The server was like, ‘What the fuck? No way you are drinking four teas!’ And I’m just like, 'Yeah, just watch.' Boom." buff.ly/W4cbWGJbuff.lyIt’s Friday Night, Bro: Let’s Get Sober as Fuck“Teas, right? Let’s get some teas. You want some milk? Don’t be a milk pussy, dude. Get some calcium. I don’t want to be the only one with strong bones. Yes,... 0919
Reposted by JJWJJW @jjw.wtf · 18/09/2026if you love* me you will** go preorder the literary journal i edit. www.pozible.com/project/patt... *tolerate my posts **should, if you want to… no pressurepozible.com 125
JJW @jjw.wtf · 21/09/2026i saw the saddest thing on the way home: a duck had been hit by a car and had died. it's lover duck was walking around the dead duck hissing at cyclists and cars. it had bought traffic to a standstill at peak hour. this is true love in its purest form 010
JJW @jjw.wtf · 21/09/2026It’s one of those eat an entire jar of Nutella with a spoon nights I think 020
JJW @jjw.wtf · 21/09/2026luxon says he doesn't know who Nicky Hager is. this is either a lie or there really is nothing inside luxon's head beyond management self help books. 150
JJW @jjw.wtf · 21/09/2026here is my election manifesto: 1) fix all the broken things 2) make things fair again 3) build systems which limit the harm selfish, greedy, cruel people can do 4) a silica gel sachet in every lunchbox 5) pass a piece of legislation gives everyone a siesta 6) make Tieke bird of the year 092
JJW @jjw.wtf · 21/09/2026can someone please comp me a cabin on the golden eagle luxury trains grand silk road beijing to tashkent journey? 000
JJW @jjw.wtf · 20/09/2026startup idea: scrotify, it’s like spotify but instead of music/podcasts it’s just hours of high fidelity recordings of wet balls slapping against sweaty thighs 220
Reposted by JJWFryda Wolff @frydawolff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026en.wikipedia.orgDegenerate art - Wikipedia 1102
![Creepy masks hung on the walls of Jeffrey Epstein's infamous private island residence may have been used to commit sexual crimes, an ex-FBI special agent says. A photo released as part of the latest batch of Epstein files shows what appears to be disturbing masks or ornaments hanging from the walls around a dentist's chair. Former FBI special agent Jennifer Coffindaffer said the masks may have been used by Epstein's associates to conceal their identities while at the residence dubbed '[expletive] Island'. Coffindaffer, who worked as the agency's Supervisory Senior Resident Agent (SSRA) from 2011 to 2012 for the Virgin Islands, also analyzed other bizarre findings in the new pictures and videos released by Congress. Coffindaffer offered her investigative perspective on the images, taking reporters through the rooms as if she were the agent searching through Epstein's Little Saint James Island property.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:szwfwpqor22ffwbop2ypqfzg/bafkreicpmv65glt6oimcbaa3ibcr6w7zmcgjnkmn3l2eqhfkrw3q36pqni)
