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Foxes @foxylustygrover.bsky.social · 10h

The National party are the only government to get crisis results and numbers from no fucking crisis. Shit as bad as the GFC with no crisis. Borrowing as much as Covid with no Covid #NZPol

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 4h

"and remember class, tonight is the red moon of the blood god, so the only way to survive until dawn, and this is very important--" ✨RIIIIING✨ "okay everyone good luck we'll see you here in the morning!"

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 6h

Translation: "Shane Jones is getting all the fishing industry donations, we want our share."

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 6h

So did they - because of all the beer they drank back then...

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What The Fukc Is Happening? @dudeseriouslywtf.bsky.social · 9h

#TaurangaCityCouncil can remove all of #ManuCaddie's signs it wants from it's streets. But it can't get them off the internet. Shall we help a fulla out? Repost! Please. #nzpol #DavidSeymourisDangerous #DitchTheACTParty2026 #DitchThePricksIn26

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Rob Mordor @villainygroup.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The Ouchie Locker.

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Make a war film rubbish: The Sandwiches of Iwo Jima

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

It's probably too late for a remake with Sylvester Stallonee...

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Make a War film rubbish: Monster M*A*S*H

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Make a war film rubbish The Guns of Toblerone

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

That's part of a whole 'nother category of quotes which originally meant something but are used as the opposite today. Like "one bad apple" used to minimise corruption in an organisation when the full quote is "One bad apple will spoil the whole barrel"

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

This is because Anne Hathaway was William Shakespeare's wife, and is also, as a vampire, notoriously long-lived. This is why Shakespeare famously left her his second-best bed in his will. He knew she didn't need it because of sleeping in a coffin.

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

PRESS 1 FOR MORE INFORMATION PRESS 2 FOR LESS INFORMATION PRESS 3 TO SPEAK TO A PERSON WHO DOESN'T WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU PRESS 4 TO HEAR THESE OPTIONS AGAIN PRESS 5 TO NEVER HEAR THESE OPTIONS AGAIN PRESS 6 IF YOU ARE IMPAIRED PRESS 7 IF YOU'D LIKE TO BE IMPAIRED PRESS 8 TO SUFFER IN SILENCE

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Make a war film rubbish Hamburglar Hill

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I know Starsky & Hutch are the good guys, but they do have quite the body count. And a legendary cardigan.

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Starsky And Hutch Car Jump

ALT: Starsky And Hutch Car Jump

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Of course these days it's probably all contracted out at nearly minimum wage.

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

You're possibly right. But in the olden times I worked for the council, and the guy whose job was clearing sewers got paid a reasonable rate, which, once he maximized his overtime, penal rates, callout charges and 'working with noxious substances' allowance, meant he earned more than the HoD.

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I did think of putting in a sarcasm mark for the ESOL participants 😁

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Is that an Austin? I know of an Allegro electric conversion.

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I had that from Spark just last week. "No, that's not this department*, you need faults, you can call them on**..." *that I emailed **a phone number, like I want to talk to someone about the specific issue I just typed out and sent to them

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I don't know about our Barbie stats, but, per capita, we eat more ice cream than any other country...

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Or at least stuff a large, non-hypoallergenic pillow...

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

In 11 years she must have moulted enough fluff to build several replica kitties!

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Of course, cats invented sprezzatura...

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

We gotta stop calling them "railways" and go back to calling them "railroads" and emphasize the road bit in railROAD...

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Stop trying to sell it to me! They aren't even on the market yet

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

He'd do exactly what Paul Henry did - go overseas, suck, come crawling back, become a novelty MP for some rw landlord party.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

If the world is not enchanting enough for you, you may have to re-enchant it yourself. Dream, plant, sing, write, and create the world you wish to live in, filled with wonder and unexpected magic.

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Sunny skies see Sewphist sitting sifting soil?

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Apparently you can take it with you - both Wayne & Chloe in that picture are dead, and have been for a while.

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Mobile, I have no landline anymore

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

And now I instantly doubt my translation. Toko is a stick, toka I'm not so sure of... Citation: I grew up in Tokoroa, long stick...

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Obviously "Big Stick" is a popular thing to name a place for...

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I assume it's a different Tokanui from the one near Kihikihi that I'm familiar with - ex mental institution now experimental dairy farm.

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Christmas is coming, if people ask nicely Whittakers might make another batch...

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Have you taken a peek at Tubi?

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

She can head it off at the pass - just wait at International Departures at the airport...

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I reckon the right bakery could create a quattro formaggi pie with 4 different cheeses in harmony.

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

They got ripped off - I couldn't vote for Potaka even if I sustained a traumatic brain injury and wanted to.

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