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Sam

@blerf.ca
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Reading fiction, knitting, sewing, having a job I guess, kinda okay at stuff some of the time

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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I LOVE THIS TEAM I HATE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM
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Sam @blerf.ca · 30/09/2026
don't try to get back in my good books now Phillies
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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 29/09/2026
ALEC BOHM I LOVE YOU
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RT GO PHILS
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Melyssa @melyssatk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Old tweet of mine that says “I love that baseball has mid day mid week games like who cares that most people work, game’s on at 1 fuck you”
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Sam @blerf.ca · 25/09/2026
I only heard about this recently and I am VERY excited
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MORNING. NO ONE BETTER TALK TO ME THIS AM.
Homer Simpson lying angry in bed and wearing a Phillies hat.
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John Woodside @woodsideful.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This government simply hasn’t justified why it needs to gut environmental assessments, weaken labour protections or abandon emissions reductions to build big things given the data shows hundreds of major projects worth hundreds of billions were already underway.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
SILVER AND LEAD, the nineteenth full-length October Daye adventure, releases in paperback tomorrow. This was my first Toby book with Tor; I was very fortunate both to find a new home for such a long-running series, and to be able to retain my cover artist.
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Team Homan @teamhoman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Our 2026–2027 schedule is here! 🥌 See where we’re playing, how to watch and where to get tickets at TeamHoman.ca/schedule. See you on the ice soon! ❤️
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Harper *wishes* he could have said the shit Poilievre says and *wishes* he could do the things Carney does. Mark Carney is the strongest conservative leader we've seen in decades (derogatory.)
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 12/09/2026
hey #canPoli, a US based company is trying to buy our banking / private data. Please sign to object ,↘️
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from
A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)
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BOObka Streisand (Emmy™️) @babkastreisand.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Philadelphia Phillies, who want me to die
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"There’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry & the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community."
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Sam @blerf.ca · 27/08/2026
HAMES isn't even a word. Embarrassing
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Kness @kness.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And the good news in all this ? 🍁 My fellow Canadian customers now have a 25% discount + free shipping until the end of the year. Support Canadian Artists and Small Businesses, emphasis on minority owned ones, share this and support each other. www.kness.net is where the cute stuff is.
I mean we don't tax the possums here. Do we ? No we don't. Possums are free.
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Sam @blerf.ca · 27/08/2026
Please I would like a break No one good or cool can die for 24 hours
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Motherfucker, I'm sorry, you can't take Dolly Parton and Tim Curry from us at the same time, what the fuck.
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Krista D Ball is Canada's Spooky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Doug Ford once swallowed a bee live on the CBC, and I am being forced to agree with him in the public space by the Americans.
static.klipy.com
How Dare You? Offended Reaction Meme
ALT: How Dare You? Offended Reaction Meme
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 24/08/2026
I knew this guy @phuckinphils was gonna be dealing the heat after yesterday 😮‍💨
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
fuck her and fuck you for this dogshit apologia. it finally started affecting her bottom line, huh? well these hands don't forget bitch it's on sight
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Andrea Bellemare @dreabells.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
They tried to go after French language protections? Calisse
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 22/08/2026
canadians are angry and a lot of us have been rooting for this, but make no mistake: people in your community will suffer so stick by them if you have the time or money, give it to the orgs that will help your neighbours when things inevitably get bad food banks clothing banks women's shelters
CBCNEWS
New U.S. tariffs set to take effect, Carney says Canada plans to match levies 'dollar for dollar'

#cdnpoli
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 18/08/2026
“don’t trust the computer they’ll lie to you every chance they get”-john kruk, philosopher
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/08/2026
Do not call a hot dog a “glizzy” to me. Cease and desist. You are 38
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So embarrassing when people think the point of reading a novel is to know the plot, so a summary is just as good. The plot isn’t important, you rube. You absolute simpleton. The point of reading a novel is to find out what the characters are eating and start thinking about what you want for dinner.
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 04/08/2026
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 03/08/2026
I’m going to continue to relentlessly beat the “trea turner to left field” drum
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Image: In a childrens library, a small boy contentedly reads a small picture book, while an angry-looking small girl storms past, carrying a very heavy book.

Caption:
Unfortunately for Charlotte, the adjudication committee decides that, for the purposes of the under-nines summer reading challenge, the six volumes of proust's 'in search of lost time' is considered to be one single narrative, whereas each of Roger hargreaves' mister men' books is a distinct work, thereby awarding the library's 'top reader' sticker to her brother Toby.
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Phillies Shawn Michaels getting flipped off by Steve Austin labeled as this team with Phillies logo
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
real quick - lebron james is a sixer retweet if you agree
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 22/07/2026
baseball is the greatest sport ever invented I hate it so much
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Sam @blerf.ca · 21/07/2026
Okay Trea FINE
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Sam @blerf.ca · 21/07/2026
I want to love and support Alec Bohm but his hitting into double plays makes it difficult
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i am going to live forever abcnews.com/US/5-cups-co...
abcnews.com
Up to 5 cups of coffee per day may potentially lower heart disease risk, doctors say
Drinking up to five cups of coffee a day is safe for most adults, and regular coffee consumption may be linked to a lower risk of stroke, diabetes and heart failure.
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Matt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
They have changed today’s Phillies-Mets game time again. It’s starting at 3:05 p.m. There is rain forecasted later.
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Matt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
They have moved tonight’s Phillies-Mets game time to 6:10 p.m.
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Genuinely losing my mind watching Carney's announcement today. Canada is burning, our prime minister says we can't afford climate action, and today he ANNOUNCES MORE DEFENCE SPENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My post-ASG column: On the purpose of booing, the value of local linguistic quirks, and the importance of remembering that sports are actually improv theater
blogs.fangraphs.com
The Haters’ All-Star Game
In modern theater, it’s considered impolite to hoot and holler when Mark Antony turns the Roman public against Brutus, but that wasn’t necessarily so when Shakespeare wrote Julius Caesar.
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Sam @blerf.ca · 29/06/2026
More lesbians!? More space!? I preordered it immediately
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Column: My mental health Sticks: My little treats
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The only thing more embarrassing and disgusting than being a billionaire is being someone who simps for them:
Pierre Poilievre shares Shopify CRO Tobi Lutke’s posts attacking socialism, though he crops it before Tobi praises Elon Musk LMAO
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Sam @blerf.ca · 09/06/2026
The worst part of being forced to watch the Jays broadcast is I don't get to see the Sanchy success yell
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Can't wait for this to happen to my CRA account after the government of Canada optimizes it for our brave new AI world.
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Hackers Simply Asked Meta AI to Give Them Access to High-Profile Instagram Accounts. It Worked
The exploit shows the extreme risk of offloading technical support to AI.
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So Sayeth Black Lord: @jmood88.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Just in case anyone gets blocked by me and we never interacted: it's because you said something that was annoying, liked something that was annoying, or were just somehow annoying enough that you came to my attention, and I determined that I didn't want to see anything you said ever again.
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wandering bear @belovedaunt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
FTFY
NL Cy Young Contenders. It’s very crudely edited so that all 6 contenders are Cristopher Sanchez
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Sam @blerf.ca · 17/05/2026
Doing an MLB survey while watching the baseball game. It asked if I recognised this player with a picture of Skenes, I said no
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
you can mix megan thee stallion into any song and make it better video by jaysonwithawhyy on TikTok
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Mean Girls get in loser we’re going winning with Phillies gear on
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