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Eric 🏳️‍🌈

@grumpylinguist.bsky.social
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35. Basically just a goblin. Austin, TX but often in Australia. He/him. Autistic. Don't be weird in my mentions.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Come at me bro. I’m in Intercourse, PA.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yesterday at breakfast the hotel restaurant had the Twin Peaks theme playing on the sound system and the funniest part is that eating a breakfast sandwich while overlooking Lake Wakatipu in the fog with the Twin Peaks theme playing is not even in my Top 5 Lynchian Nightmare Meals says a lot about me
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Star Alliance is absolutely the shittiest of all the big three. 7 flights with Air New Zealand and only one is eligible to earn points with Air Canada. The intra-pacific fares that include a meal apparently render it ineligible for accrual. Go fuck yourself.
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 01/10/2026
There’s this weird phenomena that, best I can tell, is only on Bluesky, but is people certain that “no one told Harris and Walz to stop saying ‘weird’, that’s a myth.” It’s not, and there’s named sources in CNN articles about, from August 2024.
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't be arsed to look into it but does anybody know the backstory behind the frequent flyer on @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social who's the adult baby putting herself in an AI RCMP officer's lap?
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026
racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I actually think it’s bad to try to crash a civilian plane, no matter how many Israelis are on it.
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to: appleinsider.com/articles/26/...
appleinsider.com
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely wild to hear "is computer human" from dickheads who treat large groups of people as if they're not
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wonder how many references to the western Massachussets COVID-conscious lesbian bar have shown up in the @horsedisc.bsky.social suggestion box since the story dropped
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cunty skeletons in manga have ruined us.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can we normalize blow?
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
We had to wait for the....NEW YORK POST to write about this. Y'all know there is so much more where this came from but journalists don't want to dig and people are terrified to speak to any journalist seeing the type of reporting they've been doing
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026
I saw this and now you have to too
Charlie Kirk in a hijab inspired secular accessorization
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Driving into pedestrians is the weaponization of isekai
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Banning cock and ball torture because of water scarcity is literally classism
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was out touching grass, what’s this about the Massachusetts lesbian bar?
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If this happens I’ll show hole
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Crikey @crikey.com.au · 19/09/2026
When you crunch the numbers, the way the media frames the debate on immigration is simply un-Australian. www.crikey.com.au/2026/09/14/i...
crikey.com.au
One of legacy media’s big problems? How it frames migration is, statistically, un-Australian
The second episode of the ABC's National Forum will look at "Australia's migration challenge". It's proof, yet again, that the media is asking the wrong questions.
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cover your drinks!
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok if I play this right I can get 4.5 hours of sleep until my next flight
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Brian @bside.foo · 18/09/2026
I got this last year. I told them to fix it.. And that I was confiscating it
Name tag/plate that says B R A IN  G O N Z A L E Z
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
More people have pulled out of Ed Sheeran's opening act than pulled out of Aella
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it’s like they unearthed a second zapruder film or something
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You don’t get to “she doesn’t owe you anything” a politician, especially one making overtures towards Chris Brown.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: AREA FROM DOOR 4R TO AFT GALLEY NEEDS DEEP CLEAN DUE TO MANY VOMITS Area: Portsmouth, UK Type: Boeing 787-9 A: #a701b7b95ff F: #f6e3fc7aae1
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Diamond dash
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they don't want a dime and dash or no tip
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Liz🍒✨ • Creator
One it's a diamond dash if you're going to try and be offensive do it correctly and you're not
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
IBS warriors would rather be on one than go to therapy
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is a pretty perfect case study in the harm that can be done by online misinformation for profit paired with a right-wing ecosystem willing to boost it because it suits their political beliefs
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mIKEA @mike-ichorpunk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Texas Observer @texasobserver.org · 08/09/2026
Out today: Since 2020, at least 220 TDCJ employees have been arrested on contraband-related charges, including drug possession, having a prohibited substance in a correctional facility, engaging in organized criminal activity, and bribery.
texasobserver.org
Texas Is Trying to Punish Its Way Out of a Prison Overdose Crisis
While quality treatment options remain scarce—even in the hardest-hit lockups
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
when I say I got that dob in me this is what I mean
A still from an episode of Columbo in which his dog is barking out a car window. The dog is a Bassett hound and the closer captioning is misspelled and actually says “dob barking” instead of “dog barking.”
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Strained my neck in my sleep 😭
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
theverge.com
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it’s worth remembering, when our turn comes, that the tech giants did the math and determined that they were not bigger than the united states government
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
for all the paxton talarico voyeurs this is what we talk about when we talk about texas voter suppression bsky.app/profile/jswa...
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am not at all surprised, but I am proud of my state for saying, "Fuck no" to the guy who wanted to throw trans kids under the bus and then pretend he was a real progressive
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How's everybody spending the First Kirkiversary? I'll be throwing neck, obviously.
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Timothy McBride @mcbridetd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
To complain about Apple's decison go here: www.apple.com/feedback/map...
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tweet from Zach Dunn (@zachbdunn):

NEW JAMES BOND MOVIE: James if you can't overcome your generational trauma you'll never discover what it means to truly sacrifice

OLD JAMES BOND MOVIE: My name is Rebecca Ass
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What if your shiftless clerk’s ailing son has bad vibes or is just unpleasant to be around?
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Gay people love to go to Fiji, have too much wine, and talk about Austronesian migration
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Had a dream there was a subculture online that started calling themselves “meme creamers” and they would like, 3D print little clip-on music stand type things to attach to fleshlights or dildos and just post videos of them fucking or getting fucked by the memes in peoples’ replies on Bluesky
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Eric 🏳️‍🌈 @grumpylinguist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
B-tier American cities always have S-tier zoos. Prove me wrong.
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