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@bjtheunissen.bsky.social
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📍melbourne, australia, prior NYC. 💍❤️ @trippyloner.

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Anton Strezhnev @astrezh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At least no mathematician has ever had an extreme reaction to the rapid development of technology.
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ben @bjtheunissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Constitutionally I think this let’s us give Sama the boot 👢 🇦🇺
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OpenAI agent hacked Medicare portal, PM says
Anthony Albanese says he has spoken to the Open AI chief executive to express his concern about the incident and the length of time it took the tech company to inform the government of the breach.
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Dan Williams 🌮 @videospacegames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the saddam hussein diagram but in place of hussein it's spacex's shitty stock history
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
the mf who just took 36 duck breasts out of the sous vide
tails gets trolled
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Christopher Vega @thevega.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A photoshopped version of a still of Jesse Plemmon’s character from the movie “Civil War” decked out in Roman Catholic DRIP
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ben @bjtheunissen.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
me as I file my wife’s American tax return, paying for the bombs that are being dropped in the Middle East, which somehow caused my mortgage rate to go up in Australia.
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/02/2026
HE NEVER MISSES
jim cameron accepting the oscar in 1998 while shouting "im the king of the world" which will be literally true when he alone survives the nuclear holocaust because he's at the bottom of the atlantic when it happens
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 01/01/2026
Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers
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toymachinesh 🍁 @toymachinesh.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Haha unless
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ben @bjtheunissen.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Do they have to explain to Grok that Charlie Kirk died like how they had to tell Koko the ape about Robin Williams
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ben @bjtheunissen.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Looking very ethereal sir very good
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/03/2025
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Hazelight Studios @hazelightgames.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
SPLIT FICTION sold 1 MILLION units in its first 48 hours!!! The love you all show for our game is overwhelming! 😍 Everyone here at Hazelight are beyond happy - and we can’t stop enjoying your amazing reactions! 🤩 #SplitFiction
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/02/2025
broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Government workers when DOGE shows up.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 20/01/2025
i'm losing it
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"
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Frances Danger *Deadly SoverAuntie* @francesdanger.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I wanna hear the Johnny Cash version
White text on a dark gray background reads:
Ryan Atotharimaten O'Doud

If you invert the lyrics to Rick Astley you get Nine Inch Nails

I will give you up/ I will let you down/ I will run around and hurt you/ I will tell you lies/ I will say good bye/ I will run around and desert you
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 24/12/2024
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Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I'm screaming - 10yo has just been telling me that his schoolteacher asked his class to write down the worst things about Scrooge, as an exercise to prepare them for writing little plays of A Christmas Carol, and one kid wrote "unfuckable bitch"
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Derek Thompson @dkthomp.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
The NYT article about Blake Lively’s lawsuit is incredible. Her director/costar’s PR team texting “Holy shit, I can’t believe how well our evil plan to destroy this woman’s reputation is working! Thank god no one will ever read these text messages!” back and forth to each other over and over
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ben @bjtheunissen.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Finally, Republican policy I can support
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
don't care. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
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ben @bjtheunissen.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
ran out of hummus
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ben @bjtheunissen.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Godzilla Minus One is by far the best kaiju film created, shook at how good that was
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 09/12/2024
wait holy shit
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 09/12/2024
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ben @bjtheunissen.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
NYPD officer writing up a report of the evidence so far:
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ben @bjtheunissen.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
@benstiller.redhour.com this is an absolutely phenomenal trailer, huge congratulations to the team! youtu.be/_UXKlYvLGJY
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Severance — Season 2 Official Trailer | Apple TV+
YouTube video by Apple TV
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ben @bjtheunissen.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I can tell that I’m heading into my thirties as deweeding and sweeping the back deck of my new apartment has been one of the most satisfying things I’ve done all year.
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folk tune stan account 🎻 @folktunes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
“No worries if not” -President Yoon Suk Yeol
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/12/2024
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Feds Wistfully Gaze At Photo Of Hunter Biden’s Penis One Last Time Before Closing Investigation
WASHINGTON—Eyes welling up with tears as their time together came to an end, federal agents reportedly gazed at a photo of Hunter Biden’s penis one last time Tuesday before officially closing the pert...
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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
people with other goals in life won't care at all when you bring up them not having kids, but your fellow Who Can Talk The Most Like Sephiroth competitors with fertility issues will
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Olivia @oliviab.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I had excellent meetings with Senators yesterday, where they told me to eat shit and die
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David Klion @davidklion.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Gaetz withdrawal is encouraging, not just because we won't have AG Gaetz but because it's taken Trump about two weeks to squander his supposedly invincible mandate and remind everyone of his staggering incompetence and dysfunction—which, per last time, are the main checks on his power.
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