Reposted by Jacob PressonIan Petchenik @petchmo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026In Home Alone, the McAllisters leave Chicago on a DC-10, but land in Paris aboard a 757. Catherine O’Hara then boards an MD-80 to fly from Paris to Dallas. 1619730 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonEvan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton 24107113226 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Please don’t write in the newspaper 700 years from now that I got absolutely smoked. 403115634 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonAlan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works. 21179482153 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonMichael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026we'll never know but when -the two days before the match are eaten by news of political interference and corruption -the team comes out, each and every one of them more or less, looking utterly unready for the moment it's hard not to think USSF and Trump are responsible 2861569 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonMom for Ghoulberty👻 @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Ceci n'est pas une golden calf. 1603073498 0
Reposted by Jacob Pressonghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 13/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visibleAlt: notes 81100143 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Today more than ever. 12785120 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonRedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children." 266176746047 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonPeter Berkes @peterberkes.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Tottenham Hotspur 2025/26 0115 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Me watching Hector walk out to fight Achilles by himself 181701273 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits. 41122802541 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 28/02/2026indiscriminately bombing Iran is not a distraction of the Epstein files, it is a validation of their significance as more than a sex pest hunt. this is what elite impunity for morons looks like. a school turned to rubble on a whim. 81992452 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 27/02/2026"Can't believe we got football in the national divorce." Brother that's nothing. John Piper is momentarily woke 41516 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonJRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh) @www.jrrjokien.com · 01/07/2024“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.” 92784910 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonNeugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 01/01/2026A message for you all to carry through the year 199754020 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/11/2025incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty 45704297712292 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 15/10/2025you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you 41347479695 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonLux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 08/10/2025TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it 334947869 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonEdward Elderman @elderman.bsky.social · 26/09/2025This only happens to you once 344214864178 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either 360318008273 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/12/2024An international incident 225282 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonLuke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Everyone stop, this is important 9354801704 0
Reposted by Jacob Pressonlunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 02/07/2025It’s too early to be mad about Spurs business this window 194610 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 19/06/2025This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways. 8523138013802 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonJane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Do not get fooled by QAnon for resistance folks. 1229339 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonSwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 06/06/2025Some of y'all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows 724339 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonSkipjack @skipjack.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Arsenal sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Arsenal reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. 3598 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonSteve Emmo @steveemmo.bsky.social · 08/05/20252nd European final under Levy. Don't forget to leave at half time on Sundaymedia.tenor.coma man without a shirt is standing in front of a sign that says `` the rock '' .ALT: a man without a shirt is standing in front of a sign that says `` the rock '' . 0192 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Positive early reactions from willing passengers in drunk driver's car. "He's doing pretty well all things considered." 421888298 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonWendy Molyneux @wendymolyneux.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Say what you want about Donald Trump, but he IS the first President smart enough to put economic sanctions on the United States. 116226 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonAF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Rest of the country forced to be Eagles fans 532607560 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonSkipjack @skipjack.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Old men will get Ange gone, supporters trust misery merchants will get to write one handed screeds about the board, everyone gets what they really want. 2151 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonDavid🇵🇸 @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Gotta say. The best thing about being a supporter of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club is that one day we all get to die 79417 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Riley Leonard every other down tonight 272528181 0
Jacob Presson @bizzarechipmonk.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Extremely grateful to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for fully Skattebo-pilling me so I can enjoy this game to the degree that I have been. Shouting SKATTEBOOOOOO till my neighbors start to worry 000 0
Reposted by Jacob Presson🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 29/12/2024If Spurs lose this game I swear to God I'm going to keep loving this team and root for them every single match 411719 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonGreg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Spurs throwing away a good lead with wildly reckless mistakes - so frustrating that people will blame Ange for this, but you can’t legislate for players pulling the pin on a grenade and then stuffing it down their own shorts 1411722 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonCartilage Free Captain @cartilagefree.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I will say it again -- Brennan Johnson truly is the Lionel Messi of Nacer Chadlis. 4698 0
Reposted by Jacob Presson🦇💀 Rigg-or Mortis 💀🦇 @rigg.lgbt · 26/11/2024Depressing number of people sharing screenshots of the torygraph and the daily fail today. 928285 0
Reposted by Jacob Pressonlunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Your manager goes to the Etihad and plays terrorist ball with 5 CBs. My manager rolls up to the Etihad with one CB who can’t use his left foot and a 50yo whose nickname is Gentle Ben and recreates a prime Barca comp. We are not the same. 636069 0
Reposted by Jacob PressonCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 254253005930 0
Jacob Presson @bizzarechipmonk.bsky.social · 08/10/2023NFL RedZone quadbox is wild right now. Three of the best QBs of this generation driving towards touchdowns, and also Zach Wilson 130 0
