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Joe McDwyer

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Joe McDwyer @bitoredbhoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm staying out of this one
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Eoghan Sweeney @eoghan.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
I never like to ask for anything, but this isn't for me - it's to help my wife & children as they continue after this pancreatic cancer inevitability finishes me off. If you can afford to chip in, please do. If you can't, please share www.gofundme.com/f/our-friend... whydonate.com/fundraising/...
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Donate to Our friend and colleague Eoghan Sweeney, organized by Joseph Galvin
Our friend, colleague and comrade Eoghan Sweeney has been diagnosed with termina… Joseph Galvin needs your support for Our friend and colleague Eoghan Sweeney
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I knew I wasn’t an only child!
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Carlon Groiss @carloncarpenter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Very nice to hear a sane voice from Piddington. Serious respect to this woman, who is apparently already being othered by more bigoted villagers.
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Joe McDwyer @bitoredbhoy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rp with your home river
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Joe McDwyer @bitoredbhoy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@loicentral.bsky.social No complaints about the result in the RSC on Friday night, they took their chances while we can't even make any. However, the amount of water put on the pitch beforehand was outrageous, unconscionable even. Do Waterford think our Data Centres cool themselves?
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Joe McDwyer @bitoredbhoy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
All Day Carvery
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Aidan Curran @aidancurran17.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Literally the same government on the same day:
Collage of newspaper articles:
Government cannot 'fund everything together': Bus and rail fare hikes of up to 35% confirmed
Ryder Cup spectator transport ‘could cost €1m a day’
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Gerry McDied 10 years ago, on a night just like this @gerrymcbride.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Congratulations. You’ve just raised a bunch of turtles without a single rat to show them the way of the ninja. Brilliant work Brando, see you as we both get crushed under the treads of the marauding Technodrome
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Joe McDwyer @bitoredbhoy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Extradition? I didn't realise the fashion police held such powers.
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Nialler9 | Niall Byrne @nialler9.com · 15/08/2026
What wasn't said about Glen Hansard nialler9music.substack.com/p/the-news-a...
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The news at Nine: What wasn't said about Glen Hansard
What wasn't said about Glen Hansard
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Thomas I-G @thomasig.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Coincidentally, both at some point have shouted "up the 'ra!"
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Joe McDwyer @bitoredbhoy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A hungry sound came across the breeze so I gave the walls a talkin'
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Joe McDwyer @bitoredbhoy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Irish people whinging about Argentina. If we had a team that showed such desire, heart and organisation we'd be creaming ourselves.
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Joe McDwyer @bitoredbhoy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Busy tonight, mate? What time do you knock off"
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Joe McDwyer @bitoredbhoy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hamida Djandoubi was the last person guillotined in France in 1977. Luckily for these cowardly sacs du merde wearing blue tonight, the death penalty was abolished in 1981.
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Joe McDwyer @bitoredbhoy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dunno, it sounds like the lettuce eaters of America have this sewn up.
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Tracy King @tracyking.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well I’ve spent the whole of #NorEng drawing the three English lions on a tote bag, time well spent even if we don’t win
A tote bag depicting the three lions of the England team crest but one is Henry’s Cat and one is Bagpuss
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mseviechops.bsky.social @mseviechops.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I see Ann Widdecombe has died. When she was Home Secretary I showed her round Drake Hall womens’s prison. There was a pregnant woman on a bed in the early stages of Labour and she asked the prison officers why she wasn’t handcuffed to the bed. That’s the kind of woman she was.
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PunPages @punpages.com · 09/07/2026
In honour of the great Bonnie Tyler, we present this decorator in Scotland. punpages.com/places/unite...
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Brian Larkin @derrymanc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Colombia v Switzerland being referred to as Charlie v The Chocolate Factory.
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Scam Ghouldin @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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Kev Lawson @editkev.football · 06/07/2026
A pal of mine posted this on the other place. I'm done in.
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Dan @forzacaledonia.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Only one England player had altitude issues at the Azteca in 1986.
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Jon @jontafkasi.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
4 picture meme: 
1. "My genius machine will find solutions to all the world problems". 
2. /computer - "Thinking", 
3. /computer - "You already have all the solutions. You just refuse to implement them to protect the financial interests of the wealthiest 0.001%"
4. Inventor - /unplugs machine, "It just needs some tweaking"
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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David Squires on … World Cup penalty pain for Germany and the Netherlands
Our cartoonist on the latest knockout drama as Jonathan Tah does a Chris Waddle and Casemiro has a brat summer
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Reform U.K. is for people who have tattoos of their children but not custody of them.
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Joe McDwyer @bitoredbhoy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
@philippeauclair.bsky.social In '94 6 people were murdered by Loyalists during the Ireland Italy game. FIFA refused Ireland permission to wear armbands in the next game as it was deemed to be a political gesture. 18 years later, on the anniversary, the team wore them against Italy in the Euros.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Technically, they’re Remains now.
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Paul Bloomfield @adolphusspriggs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hydration break.
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Dean Buckley @deanbuckley.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
if you don't know, or pretend not to know, that journalists are ethically, legally and practically constrained in our ability to report on ongoing criminal investigations, you are not intellectually qualified to work for a newspaper and you should be fired
An X post by Eoin O'Malley that reads

That racists and bigots use the vacuum following an attempted beheading on a street by a Sudanese migrant in Belfast is unsurprising. Perhaps if media and politicians addressed these issues rather than fear being called a bigot, there’d be less space for the real bigots to react.

To which David Quinn has replied

Exactly
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"Your doner is so awful, you better feed it to the cats." A 1* Google review for a doner place in Berlin. Their reaction is phenomenal. 😁
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Paul Blinkhorn @paulblinkhorn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
There's strong competition, but Jenkins is a very strong front-runner for the award "Biggest C*nt at the Grauniad". Obviously, he's VERY posh, so listen up, peasants, Sir Simon is talking and he knows more about everything than you.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Here’s a poem called ‘What Don Corleone Did Next’. #worldotterday
What Don Corleone Did Next 
 
upon retiring 
from the mafia,
 
he wove aquatic mammals 
out of raffia 
 
let me tell you 
how I learnt this news: 
 
he made me an otter 
I couldn’t refuse 


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Joe McDwyer @bitoredbhoy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Stephen Kenny doing the cup final on BBC Scotland had to get the dig in at Blessed Martin. Couldn't help himself.
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
84 awards, including: . Goal Of The Season . The 'Smell My Bouffing Fridge Montrose' Award For Outstanding Official Club Post . Best Headline . Martin + Nancy awards It's the 2025/26 Alternative Scottish Football Awards, and it's the biggest awards yet oldfirmfacts1.medium.com/the-2025-26-...
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The Root @therootdotcom.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
A Louisiana resident who identified himself as Marshawn delivered a fiery, emotional speech to lawmakers during a state Senate hearing over redistricting Monday, accusing Republicans of trying to “cheat” Black voters out of political power.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
he's been rushed to johns hopkins landscaping
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Joe McDwyer @bitoredbhoy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Lost In Translation.
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Idea for World Cup opening ceremony: Donald Trump very, very slowly dribbles the ball towards the goal, as Harald Schumacher thunders towards him.
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Aodhán Ó Ríordáin MEP @aodhanoriordain.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Horse and Greyhound Fund gets every cent from the 2% betting levy. About €100m a year.
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Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
#C4News last night reported on the wholesale targeting of ambulances & paramedics in Lebanon by Israel, including the recent 'triple hit', when Israel attacked an ambulance, then attacked paramedics who went to help, and then attacked further paramedics also trying to help.
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Joe McDwyer @bitoredbhoy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Oh dear. Katie McCabe takes her point from the spot. Those of us of a certain vintage have PTSD from the men blowing a two goal lead in Poland in the nineties.
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Josef O'Shea @josefoshea.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
That's a noose and a 'Hang them High' sign at a fuel protest, BTW
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Referee: “You know the rules, and so do I”
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Joe McDwyer @bitoredbhoy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
❗️A reminder. Easter eggs should be consumed in one sitting. Do not leave them on the coffee table to 'save for later'. Lesson learnt here.
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Joe McDwyer @bitoredbhoy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Apparently, we lost the run of ourselves last week in the build up to the game. How very dare we. I thought it was a great week.
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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The United States of America, 2026. (www.latimes.com/california/l...)
LAPD officers in tactical gear arrest a female protester dressed as the Statue of Liberty (photo by Jill Connelly for AP)
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Kieran @bobdebilde.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
There won’t be a house demolished in Meath for a month. #gaa #tg4beo
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