Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Idea for World Cup opening ceremony: Donald Trump very, very slowly dribbles the ball towards the goal, as Harald Schumacher thunders towards him. 56418
Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 02/05/2026"Donald Trump very, very slowly dribbles" is guaranteed 040
Steve Harris @stevieh.bsky.social · 02/05/2026This is one of the best things I have read in a while and made me laugh loudly. Thank you. Can only extend with JD Vance as Caniggia and a ballboy as Benjamin Massing. 110
