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Bill Morgan

@billymo.bsky.social
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Love bicycling, books, guitar and public speaking. A boring nerd in real life. I got to Colorado as soon as I could.

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 4h
why do Griffin and Onion look like the top attorneys in Candyland
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The Shallow State @ourshallowstate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone who reads Time's recent interview with Trump would clearly conclude that the biggest story on Earth, this day and every day, is that the President of the United States is seriously unwell and allowed to continue in office - unfit, untethered, and unchecked. Unbelievable.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bold move for Republicans to remind everyone just before the election. But I'm sure Trump will have a very calm and rational, "reasonable people can disagree" reaction.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coworker: I love this time of year. Me: Yeah I can’t wait to dress up like a witch and sit on my porch to frighten children. Coworker: Halloween is the best! Me: What the fuck is Halloween?
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 25/09/2026
Because I am an adult and totally know how to manage my time, I made a carousel quoting some of the best fat bear write-ups. Enjoy!
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/09/2026
insist upon keeping my emotional support bees
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
staff at the boiling people alive factory complain of mental toll of boiling people alive
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 22/09/2026
“Keep America Great” by dressing like the clearance rack at a fascism-themed truck stop.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“six million forms of communication-really C3P0?”: an investigation 1/1138
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 21/09/2026
Re-upping.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 21/09/2026
And here's the direct link to the doc: National warmlines and community-based support helplines. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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Peer Warmlines and Specialized Support
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 21/09/2026
In case you missed it the first time, here's that doc I made of national warmlines and community-based helplines--this time via my Patreon. www.patreon.com/anamariecox2...
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Warmlines | Ana Marie Cox
It's National Suicide Prevention Month, so you've likely heard a lot about 988 and the Crisis Text Line. I have used those services, and the
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
last night we had ed sheeran apologizing for saying what’s happening in palestine is bad and at the same time david byrne putting up a huge graphic that says MAKE AMERICA GAY AGAIN and showing footage of ICE brutality to a sold out crowd. you can actually be famous and successful AND give a shit.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
did they figure this out for adults? do we only get full sized?
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Dan Hirschman @asociologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For sociology, Cao finds similar patterns with an interesting breakdown by subfield:
Image from Cao 2026 showing the rise in LLM language across sociology subfields.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Denver Broncos
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Don Jr. is compromised by the Russian government—something you could have guessed, but is now fully confirmed by this ProPublica investigation about an oligarch who helped pay for his wedding.
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Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding Bankrolled by Putin-Linked Russian Oligarch
The oligarch, Umar Kremlev, spent hundreds of thousands on expenses like renting out a private island. He appears to have met Trump Jr. only recently, but he attended the intimate wedding with a large...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026
Ossoff: "18 Americans are dead and hundreds wounded. The president calls this 'small potatoes' ... they drained our stockpiles to achieve nothing"
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 11/09/2026
If any year was the year to be brave about supporting trans people, it’s this year.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Isn't it long past due that Trump's narcoleptic episodes are treated like an actual issue that demands a White House response?
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Trump, 80, Can’t Even Stay Awake to Honor 9/11 Victims — The Daily Beast
The president’s eyelids grew heavy as the names of victims were read aloud.
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The New Prawnographers
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yes sir right into the camera sir, loud and clear sir
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*last minute cramming for my big test on Today’s News* No one can agree on what to do with AI and within 10 years The Muppets could kill us all
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Duh, it's an automatic diaper changer. Like Litter Robot but for piss-frosted fascists with incontinence.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
elect me president and I’ll give you six thousand dollars and your healthcare will be free and instead of lying about everything like the current guy I will only lie about maybe one thing
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dude looks like Melisandre after she took off her necklace.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New swear unlocked everybody
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obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"
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this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia
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Queen’sT @queenst.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love this man so much LOL THIS IS WHY THEYVE BEEN FIGHTING MAMDANI & the likes of el sayed et al., so badly The Saudi (iSR?) secrets coming out & all those in cahoots for decades www.huffpost.com/entry/live-u...
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NYC Mayor Makes 170,000 Pages Of 9/11 Records Public
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Queen’sT @queenst.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yep. Bibi knew. Trump knew. Jared knew. Been saying it for awhile And they’re all in charge of global affairs right now www.huffpost.com
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HuffPost - Breaking News, U.S. and World News
Read the latest U.S. and world news, politics, entertainment, lifestyle and opinion pieces from HuffPost’s trusted team of journalists.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 08/09/2026
Trump: “I was in the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory. They were making shirtwaists in the shape of a triangle. It’s like a shirt for your waist and it has three corners. Anyway, I said “it smells like smoke.” All these ladies started screaming very strongly. I carried hundreds of them to safety.”
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 07/09/2026
This is old news. There was a controversy about it in 2022, when Politico reported that Crisis Text Line was sharing anonymized data with a *for-profit* spin-off. They stopped data-sharing and ask Loris to delete the info. www.politico.com/news/2022/01... www.politico.com/news/2022/01...
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Crisis Text Line ends data-sharing relationship with for-profit spinoff
"We understand that you don’t want Crisis Text Line to share any data," the suicide hotline nonprofit wrote in a statement Monday.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
made a shareable version: www.instagram.com/p/Dc_hthRzyp...
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/09/2026
Disgruntled? Like, they came in fifth place?
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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wake me when his feed is just a bunch of AI Trumps performing “Swan Lake”.
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pumpkin Spice Trudy
Trudy the calico cat sits in Bill's lap making biscuits. She has white, black and tan markings.
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Catmattressaturday
Trudy a calico cat with black tan and white coloring, reclines in Bill's lap, leaning back while on a comfy blanket
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dorothy Parker hated Winnie the Pooh. Deeply and viscerally. Her publisher compared her publicly to AA Milne. She published a poem about how the comparison made her want to drink cyanide. (Orig source: algonquinroundtable.org/parkerandmil...)
It's common knowledge about what
she thought about Winnie the Pooh, from Mrs. Parker's book review published in The New Yorker, about The House at Pooh Corner, from October 1928:
And it is that word "hummy," my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner" at which Tonstant Weader Fwowed up.However, this is a year after Mrs. Parker had found herself in a mess about Milne. Her publisher, Boni & Liveright, were marketing her debut poetry collection Enough Rope with advertising copy, "America's A. A. Milne is a lady. She is Dorothy Parker. Not very smart.
Mrs. Parker wrote a response for FPA called
"When We Were Very Sore." This was published on March 10, 1927 in the New York World. She likely wasn't paid for this verse,
which is written in the Milne style. FPA had a lot of fun with this one. He quipped, "What lady was America's A. A. Milne? Answer: That was no lady, that was Dorothy Parker.”
(Lines on Discovering That You Have Been Advertised as
America's A. A. Milne.)



Dotty had
Great Big



Visions of

Quietude.

Dotty saw an

Ad. and it

Left her

Flat.

Dotty had a

Great Big

Snifter of

Cyanide.

And that (said Dotty)

Is that.

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When We Were Very Sore
Early yesterday morning, before the receipt of the preceding verses, we had already composed the following "Lines Writter on a Near Prospect of Boni & Liveright's Advertisement of 'Enough Rope,' begining
'America's A. A. Milne is a lady.
She is Dorothy
Parker:*
America's A. A. Milne is a lady, Elinor Wylie's the King of Spain;
Stephen S. Wise is Judy O'Grady, And Boni & Liveright give me a pain.
Suggestion, also founded on the same theme, for
query in a questionnaire book:
"What lady was Ameri-
ca's A. A. Milne?" Ans.-"That was no lady: that was Dorothy Parker."
For the purposes of the record it also may be stated that a purchaser of "Enough Rope" returned the book to Macy's book department on the ground
that he
bought it believing it to be a volume of Will Rogers's monologues.
Book Review
I haven't the space, and so 1 can't reView Sinclair Lewis's "Elmer Gantry."
lew with the Sun's
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like he owns a Hooters-branded Discover Card
Secretaryof Homelandsecurity Markwayne Mullin
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
generous with her time, space and mind til the end. may she rest in peace knowing she gave so many of the strength to do the work, and that we’ll carry it forward with the wind of her spirit in our sails. we love you, gloria. 💔
gloria steinem and me at her home on july 6, 2026
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 03/09/2026
I swear we had a name for this job once.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
brendels space hotel thread has so many posts over three years the bluesky post counter just gave up
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is Sky, one of my models at the shelter yesterday. As you can see she forgot one of her legs at home and tried to act all casual like I wouldn’t notice. I have never in my life had to deal with such unprofessional conduct.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Here is Trump's progression: Fake polls➡️Fake voters➡️Fake results➡️Fake winners🟰Real suppression, real lies, real subversion and real violence.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I feel like this is exactly the kind of content that could get through to people who keep only hearing the marketing spin. like this is obviously a high-end product if the lady looks that realistic! some company paid real money for this interview software! and “raccoon protocols” is what they got!
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chefs kiss
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
For my birthday today, all I’m asking is for you to live life to its fullest. Read that book. Climb that mountain. Swim that channel. Punch that Nazi. Demand pockets in that dress. Life is short.
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