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Bill Morgan

@billymo.bsky.social
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Love bicycling, books, guitar and public speaking. A boring nerd in real life. I got to Colorado as soon as I could.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21h
Heading to a Last Week Tonight taping shortly and stoked as hell
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20h
He hates MAGA as much as we do and he speaks from his gut about it. We're so used to mealy-mouthed careerist Dems looking to siphon off mythical purple voters and he is just not that. He thinks our country is in trouble and those people are to blame. And he is right.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like Howdy Dewy
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 10/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is exhibit Q. Former president Trump admits providing aid and comfort to the enemies of America, again.
Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

I have just concluded a highly successful discussion with President Vladimir Putin, of Russia, wherein it was agreed that Russia will immediately supply over 300,000 Tons of Diesel Fuel to the American and Global Marketplace, another 500,000 Tons during the month of November, and 1,000,000 Tons immediately thereafter. Additionally, based on the condition of their Diesel Refineries, Russia will then deliver, within a short period of time, 3,000,000 Tons of Diesel Fuel. Between our TOTAL CONTROL of the Strait of Hormuz, and this great announcement on Russian Energy, Diesel Prices for Americans and, indeed, the World, will be COMING DOWN, IN RECORD NUMBERS, AND FAST! Lower prices for Americans, especially our Great Farmers, Ranchers, and Truckers, is my Greatest Priority. This is a very big and important announcement. Additionally, it must be understood, that Iran will not have a Nuclear Weapon! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
did i have to double check the date on this story i had to double check the date on this story
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/10/2026
Hank Hill with speech bubble pointing to quoted post.
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Shits through 2+ a day, throws them away, or burns them in an incinerator
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Dana Stevens @thehighsign.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If corrosion was occurrin’/ you can’t blame the urine CASE CLOSE
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Garfield of Dreams Easy Whale Rider Terminator 2: Judgment Day at Nuremberg
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas To Live & Die In LA
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lilo & Stitch 2: Judgement Day
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My Dinner with Andre The Iron Giant
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My Dinner with Andre The Iron Giant
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
awwwww
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Persian Elvis rests in the cemetery where my parents are laid to rest (Pierce Brothers in Westlake Village).
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Guys, this is good @drannieandrews.com is scaring the most powerful man in the world If you have the inclination and the cabbage please consider contributing to her campaign We can win this
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU DID IT!!!!!!
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At the United lounge in Vegas waiting for my flight, not facing the TV with the game on. I turn my head and Stafford throws an interception. It's gonna be that kind of year.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 03/10/2026
why do Griffin and Onion look like the top attorneys in Candyland
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The Shallow State @ourshallowstate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone who reads Time's recent interview with Trump would clearly conclude that the biggest story on Earth, this day and every day, is that the President of the United States is seriously unwell and allowed to continue in office - unfit, untethered, and unchecked. Unbelievable.
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well done!!
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And the costs during the parent's illness. It's a tough road all around.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bold move for Republicans to remind everyone just before the election. But I'm sure Trump will have a very calm and rational, "reasonable people can disagree" reaction.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coworker: I love this time of year. Me: Yeah I can’t wait to dress up like a witch and sit on my porch to frighten children. Coworker: Halloween is the best! Me: What the fuck is Halloween?
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The University of Spoiled Children
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 25/09/2026
Because I am an adult and totally know how to manage my time, I made a carousel quoting some of the best fat bear write-ups. Enjoy!
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"My subscription to the myAddress app got cancelled where do I live?" the top AI prompt of 2029
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"But what about the people who live in my bathroom tiles in the 14th dimension, who is representing them?"
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/09/2026
insist upon keeping my emotional support bees
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
staff at the boiling people alive factory complain of mental toll of boiling people alive
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 22/09/2026
“Keep America Great” by dressing like the clearance rack at a fascism-themed truck stop.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“six million forms of communication-really C3P0?”: an investigation 1/1138
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 21/09/2026
Re-upping.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 21/09/2026
And here's the direct link to the doc: National warmlines and community-based support helplines. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com
Peer Warmlines and Specialized Support
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 21/09/2026
In case you missed it the first time, here's that doc I made of national warmlines and community-based helplines--this time via my Patreon. www.patreon.com/anamariecox2...
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Warmlines | Ana Marie Cox
It's National Suicide Prevention Month, so you've likely heard a lot about 988 and the Crisis Text Line. I have used those services, and the
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
last night we had ed sheeran apologizing for saying what’s happening in palestine is bad and at the same time david byrne putting up a huge graphic that says MAKE AMERICA GAY AGAIN and showing footage of ICE brutality to a sold out crowd. you can actually be famous and successful AND give a shit.
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If only we had AI counter slop-slop-slop technology to detect AI slop- slop to fix all of this
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
did they figure this out for adults? do we only get full sized?
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Damnit Jerry now I have to change my password
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kvetchy Miles is the book about running you are going to write.
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Weeds
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Dan Hirschman @asociologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For sociology, Cao finds similar patterns with an interesting breakdown by subfield:
Image from Cao 2026 showing the rise in LLM language across sociology subfields.
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dogfuckers, kiddie rapers all.
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"And how many 'dogfuckers' do want in FBI, exactly? Are sheep, pigs or cattle part of this too?"
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Denver Broncos
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sia's Breathe Me for the ending of the series Six Feet Under. I get chills thinking about it.
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Bill Morgan @billymo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Let's hope he moves to Mars over all the smoke he gets
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Don Jr. is compromised by the Russian government—something you could have guessed, but is now fully confirmed by this ProPublica investigation about an oligarch who helped pay for his wedding.
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Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding Bankrolled by Putin-Linked Russian Oligarch
The oligarch, Umar Kremlev, spent hundreds of thousands on expenses like renting out a private island. He appears to have met Trump Jr. only recently, but he attended the intimate wedding with a large...
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