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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 7h

I have done this with fallen tree branches. Enjoy your 0.1 seconds warning, dickheads.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 15h

The man has provided us with many great stories. Mostly from people who, through a fleeting acquaintance of him, are able to confirm that he was a cast iron, copper bottomed shit.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 16h

Same boats, different uses. More watching, less catching.

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Oh no! What will we call £2000 now?

Didn't everything get phoned in anyway?

MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I've been told Building Control will want to see photos of all the work. What? Like this?

A twat points at a freshly insulated ceiling.

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In the 70s Sister Sledge used to drive around in British cars. Their favourites were the Austin Music and Cortina Trap.

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I wonder if there's a word for a phobia of dogging? If there is, those lads have got it.

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Fingers crossed for her, and you.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is going to be a car crash worthy of the Blues Brothers.

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What about when he gives me a paw?

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 02/10/2026

Yes diesel is expensive at £2 a litre but a milkshake IPA works out at about £18 a litre and tastes an awful lot worse.

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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We don’t do the Daily Mail, but as a public service, here is someone with far too much money being attacked by an owl.

Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland is attacked by rogue owl during chaotic photoshoot.

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Ben Wyvis. Bugger of a pull up the front, but not the worst one I've done. 107 down now.

Well, I made it off the hill before the weather shat itself. Fucking windy up there nonetheless.

A windswept Labrador on a windswept Scottish mountain.

Mine just makes me want fried eggs

I have done this in the past. Lovely Bosch mechanical fuel pumps FTW

Once you've shown your arse to everyone, everyone knows what your arse looks like. Whether or not you believed you were showing them your elbow is neither here nor there.

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It's gone unexpected already

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I replied to the stubborn individual with a similar sentiment

Makes mental note to be off the hill by 4..

A rainfall chart, charting some rainfall for 1600 tomorrow.

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Mines replied, I expected them to be useless, and they confirmed my suspicions - gave me their opinions that most of the general public still believe Brexit was a good idea etc.

BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

BBC News - Oasis unheard recordings pulled from auction after band 'sue' - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Can I bung in a tenner? I don't want to hear them either.

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Oasis unheard recordings pulled from auction after band 'sue'

The auction house said it was "very disappointed" the lot could no longer be sold.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Mine fall out as I'm driving along. So do the keys

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They only leave the keys in when they won't bloody start. We went to Crete for a fortnight once. Came back, 90 on the drive, keys still in the ignition. Nobody wants em, it seems.