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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I've been told Building Control will want to see photos of all the work. What? Like this?

A twat points at a freshly insulated ceiling.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Well, I made it off the hill before the weather shat itself. Fucking windy up there nonetheless.

A windswept Labrador on a windswept Scottish mountain.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Makes mental note to be off the hill by 4..

A rainfall chart, charting some rainfall for 1600 tomorrow.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wiltshire police released this picture of someone they want to question about the incident

Jeremy Beadle peering over a bush wearing a frankly unconvincing disguise.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So, my elbow seems to have decided to elbow differently. Brilliant.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

'I hear you're banning media outlets from the White House now, Father'

A gentleman in tweed and spectacles stands behind a stone wall.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Things you only ever see when naked.

Sign in a shower imploring one to not fall over, while reminding the showererer that non slip mats are available from reception.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Scabby Plastic Lorry is off to live on a Scabby Plastic Lorry farm. #Algal

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I call this one 'fat bloke cuts his way out from behind a shed he's just built'

An oscillating multitool cuts away a strip of planking.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Whoever bought that's gonna be busy.

A still from a video of a tattered Montego running up a kerb and over a traffic cone outside an Ibis hotel. In the video the driver, Dom Joly (for it is he) immediately after the alarming appearance of the alarming car driven by the alarming man bellows MINICAB? at the traumatised person on the pavement.

One for the kids, obvs. It's all Ubers and electric twatplanks now.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

What odds are William Hill giving for him resigning again within the next 6 months?

Screenshot of BBC news website with the headline

'Parliamentary investigation resumes into Nigel Farage hours after he wins Clacton by-election'

Good.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Marshalling on a local rally tomorrow. A bit of authority and a whistle. Mrs L has already drawn some uncomfortable parallels.

Mal Whyte as Benson in the Old Grey Whistle Theft

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

When you decide to have a bit of bread and butter and there's a Labrador in the house.

A hopeful yet ultimately disappointed black Labrador with a besocked foot across his eyes

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Mrs L is looking at AirBNBs. She's found one where the shit ticket looks to be hung on the shower hose

A bathroom. The toilet paper appears to be hanging from the shower hose, although I'm told it's an optical illusion, I have chosen to ignore this reasonable explanation.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Waiting for the paint to dry on the newly trimmed corner post, and then it's a wrap!

A kitchen. It is green.
The wall tiles are green and cream.
The walls are cream.
The worktops and the floor are brown.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Shite, but they've got their heads screwed on.

Two gentlemen wearing Scotland football shirts in a stadium (presumably football) hold a flag saying 'INFANTINO IS A FANNY'

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Scotland certainly saw through him early on.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I'm fitting a kitchen. I do not care for it.

A green kitchen unit.

And another green kitchen unit.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Had an amazing day yday over Ben Avon and Beinn A Bhuird on the bike. Top tip. When applying sunscreen, make sure you ALL the exposed skin...

Rear view of an ankle. There's a definite triangle of burn above where the sock was and the factor 50 wasn't.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

28 miles bike and hike in the Cairngorms tomorrow.

A colour chart from light pink to crimson.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Bean tins, pop can, calcium carbide, water and 12 year old boys. Best combined chemistry and physics lesson he ever had.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Chania Maritime museum, Crete.

The front of a stuffed shark, mounted on a wall, with stuck on googly eyes, which always reminds me of the Pathetic Sharks in Viz

Puffer Fish with Puffy Eyes.

Getting the cucumber slices to stick on underwater must be a challenge.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

'I like what the Sculptor's done here. It really draws your eye'

Let's not mince words here, it's a stone lions nipsy and ball sack.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I'm not saying this sandwich has allowed me the gift of predicting the future, but..

An opened sandwich with a bite out of it, showing 1/2 a jar of English Mustard remaining inside.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Not forgetting the inspection if contraband in a woodland glade.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

'I want to see how a war is fought, so badly'

Miranda Richardson and Rowan Atkinson as Nurse Mary and Captain Blackadder from 'General Hospital's, Blackadder goes forth

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Reform want to cut red tape, to drive a coach and horses through Health and Safety legislation. I say,' after you, frog face'

A recently inverted, battered bruised, petrol soaked racism enthusiast being helped out of the wreckage of a plane his own hammer caused to crash. As hubris goes....

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Gah. Time for a rebuild with ethanol resistant seals. Then you can run it on methanol for that er, distinctive exhaust note. And people not believing you when you tell them it's gone on fire, as happened to me once when driving this

An offenhauser engined Indycar, the Jim Robbins Special.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Whenever we got Basil groomed, he looked like this again 2 days later.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Mrs L remarked, as I fitted the new grille and light surrounds;- 'It looks like it's had botox' Proof that you can't polish a turd, but rolling it in glitter is always an option.

A stinking fetid receptacle full of sweetie wrappers, empty pop bottles and other assorted filth

And a wheelie bin.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Last week the door top failed and to all intents and purposes, tried to be a wing. Thoroughly impractical to have to ratchet strap round both doors to keep it on, so... Best fit I've had of any aftermarket panels so far.

A Land Rover with a very shiny bare metal 2 part door. As 'dry fits' go, it's a doozie

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Oh lackaday, and forsooth. I appear to have a bar in the garage.

A barrel, a keg and a hand pump on a trestle table.

The Land Rover in the background is for sale.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Aw bollocks. I've jumped the gun..

A screenshot of an email to me, received after applying to join the Labour Party.

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1... Starmer latest: PM set for crunch meeting with Streeting in No 10 before King's Speech - BBC News

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