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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 25/09/2026

Delighted to announce we’re the Official Shirt Sponsor for Manchester City’s 27/28 Enterprise National League North campaign.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 25/09/2026

At some beer festival way back pre-Covid, probably about 2017, a guy in a Manchester City shirt told us we were the worst brewery there. He was technically correct but, still, hopefully he’s had a terrible evening.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 29/09/2026

At the end of every month we put the payroll through and the bank website says "are you 100% sure this isn't a scam?" and we have a good look at our staff and think "honestly not 100% sure, no."

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 29/09/2026

At the end of every month we put the payroll through and the bank website says "are you 100% sure this isn't a scam?" and we have a good look at our staff and think "honestly not 100% sure, no."

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 25/09/2026

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 25/09/2026

Delighted to announce we’re the Official Shirt Sponsor for Manchester City’s 27/28 Enterprise National League North campaign.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 24/09/2026

Always knew these right wing grifters wanted to drag us back to the past but never realised that with their “repeatedly do something moronic then get their incomprehensibly gullible online fans to bail them out” schtick the very specific past they’re after is craft beer in 2016.

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Cornelius Beer & Wine @corneliusbeers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

NEW - @pilotbeer.co.uk Pineapple Radler. 2.5% abv. £2.70/33cl

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 17/09/2026

Yes we did see advert and considered applying for the job as Steven Bartlett’s head of social media but coming from the world of craft beer we’re just not used to grifting deluded oddballs.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 16/09/2026

Delighted to announce we are no longer the Official Beer Partner™ of Ed Sheeran’s 2026 Loop Tour.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 11/09/2026

Bayeux tapestry? More like Bayeux case of delicious beers at pilotbeer.co.uk right! Right?

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 11/09/2026

Bayeux tapestry? More like Bayeux case of delicious beers at pilotbeer.co.uk right! Right?

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 11/09/2026

At least all of us Leith breweries can stop shoehorning Sunshine On Leith into every other beer launch now.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 10/09/2026

Haha we asked ChatGPT what we would look like in the 80s and it came up with a picture of a slightly awkward 8 year old nerd wait what?

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Cornelius Beer & Wine @corneliusbeers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

BACK - @pilotbeer.co.uk Festbier 5.8% abv £3.20/33cl

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Cornelius Beer & Wine @corneliusbeers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

BACK - @pilotbeer.co.uk / Lupe Pintos Hellzapoppin GF Corn Lager. 4 % abv. £3/33cl

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 04/09/2026

Just remembered we're a brewery. Should probably try to sell some beer. Back once again (for the renegade master) it's Festbier! As ever, it's resplendent in a definitely non-copyright infringing can and 100% delicious. pilotbeer.co.uk/festbier

A can of Pilot Festbier, extremely cleverly done to look like a Panini football sticker.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 03/09/2026

👉Had the pleasure of meeting ChatGPT at a charity do once. It wasn’t pretentious, it was surprisingly down to earth. THE BOTTOM LINE? VERY funny

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 03/09/2026

It's all kicking off in our DMs.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 03/09/2026

We’re often asked why Oktoberfest is in September and the surprising answer is that the Germans just got it wrong.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 02/09/2026

13 years we've been at this and we still haven't managed to get a line in that Adam Brooks's pub. Come on Adam, what do we have to do here? There's only so many Union Jacks and Spitfires we can fit on a badge!

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 28/08/2026

Bouncer voice: yeah not tonight mate

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 28/08/2026

Beginning to look like sending 17 cases of beer to the guy who was doing the Ronnie O'Sullivan mural may have been a mistake.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 20/08/2026

Pretty excited about our upcoming rebrand as we’ve hired the absolute genius who came up with the phrase “working royals”.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 15/11/2024

We’re often asked who the worst brewer is and the answer is Julia Hartley-Brewer.

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Cornelius Beer & Wine @corneliusbeers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

NEW - @pilotbeer.co.uk Yuck Circus Y2K Aussie Pale. 4.5% abv £3.20/33cl

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 13/08/2026

Don't worry too much if you did badly in your A-levels, things could always be worse. For example you could have done badly in your A-levels and also have to drink beer from Jeremy Clarkson's brewery.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 12/08/2026

Apologies for the lack of content on here recently. We were explaining to a 10 year old that we watched the 1999 eclipse through a CD, then we had to explain what a CD was, then we had to explain what 1999 was.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 08/08/2026

Would rather shite in our hands and clap tbh LinkedIn

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 05/08/2026

WE NEED A BREWER pilotbeer.co.uk/jobs

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 05/08/2026

WE NEED A BREWER pilotbeer.co.uk/jobs

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 05/08/2026

Apologies for the lack of content on here recently, been busy selling a vocoder to the Strokes.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 04/08/2026

Based on what they've been posting over the last 24 hours it's beginning to look like sending 17 cases of free beer to every UK journalist was something of a mistake.

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Cornelius Beer & Wine @corneliusbeers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

NEW - @pilotbeer.co.uk Weissbier 5% abv. £3/33cl ( probably their prettiest can design yet )

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 03/08/2026

This Friday we're off to White Hag's Hagstravaganza again, which gives us the excuse to bring up the time we inadvertently drew the ire of turboprop twitter.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 01/08/2026

Sad to announce we are no longer the Official Beer Partner of the 2030 Fifa World Cup after Concacaf threatened to boycott due to our participation.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 30/07/2026

Delighted to announce we’re the Official Beer Partner of the 2030 Fifa World Cup!

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 24/07/2026

First it was cones on statues and now it’s buildings mysteriously burning down for tax reasons. The Weegification of Edinburgh must be stopped.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 23/07/2026

Yep, sure is tough in the old brewing world these days. Still, good job we don't also have to compete with multi multi millionaire celebrities who could swim in a pool of their money like Scrooge McDuck launching beer brands just because they can.

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Cornelius Beer & Wine @corneliusbeers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

NEW - @pilotbeer.co.uk Fungasm GF Lager. 4% abv. £2.90/33cl

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 19/07/2026

Wonder if Spain might try something different in extra time and move from a possession based game to trying to catch Argentina out on the counter. Nobody expects the Spanish in transition.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 19/07/2026

Still, good that the World Cup Final is offering us a rare chance to see Romesh Ranganathan on our screens.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 19/07/2026

We also insisted on a clause saying the kids had to able to sing but that one clearly fell by the wayside too.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 19/07/2026

At least now the American razzmatazz is out of the way, we can all look forward to a quiet 15 minute long half-time period with nothing but 3 ex-pros having a wee look back at some of the first half’s key incidents.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 19/07/2026

You might look at this opening ceremony and conclude Americans can’t do anything right but then remember that they also bought Brewdog and yes it’s really starting to look like they can’t do anything right.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 19/07/2026

Swear to god we didn’t know about Robbie Williams when we signed this deal.

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