Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 6hAh, everyone's made the same Withnail and I joke #CelebrityTraitors 010
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 7hAlready disappointed that Michael Sheen isn't playing this game in character as Brian Clough #youngman #CelebrityTraitors 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 13hThis is... an extremely dangerous thread to read in terms of me becoming even more annoying than I already am. 010
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Let me tell you: squeeze that book and you'll get wet" #Taskmaster 021
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Were it not for the typos, I would assume this is from @choralcanossa.bsky.social 😂 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just been to the hygienist. I forgot how unpleasant an experience it is 😬 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 07/09/2026He never got over being sacked by Swansea, did he? 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Never seen Bluesky react as one to anything like this before! 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/08/2026You would not believe how many variations in spelling of the word "colander" I've seen today #Eclipse 100
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I like how this sounds as if he was speeding in a particular parliamentary constituency. 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Argentinian sportsmen being dickheads?static.klipy.comShocked Cat's Surprised ReactionAlt: A shocked-looking white cat with its mouth wide open 011
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 21/07/2026You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case? 000
Reposted by Chris Luttoncallthistea.bsky.social @callthistea.bsky.social · 20/07/2026The Myth of Men as Simple Creatures: Men's emotional simplicity is a lie. Men have all the potential of being as complex as any other human. By Bad Woman badwoman.substack.com/p/the-myth-o...badwoman.substack.comThe Myth of Men as Simple CreaturesMen's emotional simplicity is a lie. Men have all the potential of being as complex as any other human. 111
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 19/07/2026An appropriately crap ending to a crap tournament. Thanks for nothing Gianni. #WorldCup 020
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 18/07/2026If we can somehow convince footballers that every game is as meaningless as this one, football will suddenly become much more exciting #WorldCup 010
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Watching England after they go 1-0 up #WorldCup 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Either England or Argentina now have the sacred duty of making sure Marc bloody Cucurella doesn't win a World Cup. 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I guess there was a clearly defined War Generation who lived through a huge, traumatic, life-shaping experience – then a large cohort of people born after 1945 who were a clearly defined Post-War Generation, so for a long time it's been easy to equate 'old people' with 'people who remember the war'. 100
Reposted by Chris LuttonLegal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I comment here because both the left and right make broadly the same point - you can’t say anything in the UK because of social pressure and/or libel laws. In short, we have libel laws, and for good reason. There has been an imbalance over their use, and legislation brought forward to prevent this 2163
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Radio 6 Music doing the Lord's work this morning with Six of the Best from The Smiths 😍 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"Why are you watching the TV and not me, human?" 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"Quicker, through her, five-fer" is a fantastic line of commentary from Henry Moeran! Well bowled Ecclestone 🙂 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Even if we win this, France will make mincemeat of us #WorldCup 210
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 08/07/2026*Logs on to Bluesky* *Sees people arguing whether all chess is 4D chess* 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 02/07/2026At The Oval for the T20 World Cup semifinal, where I'm surrounded by South Africans (just call me Lesotho). Come on England! 110
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 24/06/2026May all your enemies have to travel on the Central line today. 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Just doesn't feel right watching Mexico without Rafael Márquez 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 06/06/2026The only thing I'm enjoying about this game so far is the retro goal nets #ThreeLions 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 05/06/2026All men have now moved up one place in the world handsomeness rankings. RIP Anthony Head. 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 02/06/2026If Alice Capsey doesn't make the starting eleven for the World Cup now... 😠 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 01/06/2026"No, human, you will not read about Andy Burnham" 110
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Hard to overstate how brilliant Ryana MacDonald-Gay was last night (and thank goodness for that, given how brainless some of Surrey's batting was in the run chase). Can't help but feel that England are missing out 🤔 000
Reposted by Chris LuttonAndrew R @excelpope.net · 24/05/2026🎵Now randy Andy likes 'em young 🎵Gets 'em with an Epstein bung 🎵I might well have the bastard hung 🎵When I'm cleaning Windsors 011833
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 22/05/2026He was very advanced for his time, to have his own WiFi password 000
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Everyone at the BBC who didn't want to move north: 010
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Surrey's batting todaystatic.klipy.comStep On A Rake наступить на граблиAlt: Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons stepping on multiple rakes one after another. 100
Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast and free corsets for the under-5s 000