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Chris Lutton

@chrislutton92.bsky.social
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Recovering Charlton fan.

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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 6h
Ah, everyone's made the same Withnail and I joke #CelebrityTraitors
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 6h
#CelebrityTraitors
Withnail and I meme in the rain, saying "I've told people I'm a traitor by mistake"
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 7h
Already disappointed that Michael Sheen isn't playing this game in character as Brian Clough #youngman #CelebrityTraitors
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 13h
This is... an extremely dangerous thread to read in terms of me becoming even more annoying than I already am.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Let me tell you: squeeze that book and you'll get wet" #Taskmaster
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Were it not for the typos, I would assume this is from @choralcanossa.bsky.social 😂
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just been to the hygienist. I forgot how unpleasant an experience it is 😬
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He never got over being sacked by Swansea, did he?
Tweet from a user called Bob Bradley saying "Anyone in the RNLI should have their names and addresses posted. Also, anyone donating. People like this really need dealing with."
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
SHID #Taskmaster
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Meme of Hans Moleman from The Simpsons in the phone box saying "I need the most Spursy thing you have... no, that's too Spursy"
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Never seen Bluesky react as one to anything like this before!
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Queen Elizabeth I, 1588:
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You would not believe how many variations in spelling of the word "colander" I've seen today #Eclipse
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I like how this sounds as if he was speeding in a particular parliamentary constituency.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Argentinian sportsmen being dickheads?
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Shocked Cat's Surprised Reaction
Alt: A shocked-looking white cat with its mouth wide open
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Coleen Rooney
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callthistea.bsky.social @callthistea.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The Myth of Men as Simple Creatures: Men's emotional simplicity is a lie. Men have all the potential of being as complex as any other human. By Bad Woman badwoman.substack.com/p/the-myth-o...
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The Myth of Men as Simple Creatures
Men's emotional simplicity is a lie. Men have all the potential of being as complex as any other human.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
An appropriately crap ending to a crap tournament. Thanks for nothing Gianni. #WorldCup
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Genuinely tantric goal, that #WorldCup
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If we can somehow convince footballers that every game is as meaningless as this one, football will suddenly become much more exciting #WorldCup
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Does this mean we get Calais back? #WorldCup
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Watching England after they go 1-0 up #WorldCup
Meme from The Good Place with Chidi saying "Okay. But that's worse. You do get how that's worse, right?"
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
GORDON'S ALIVE
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Either England or Argentina now have the sacred duty of making sure Marc bloody Cucurella doesn't win a World Cup.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I guess there was a clearly defined War Generation who lived through a huge, traumatic, life-shaping experience – then a large cohort of people born after 1945 who were a clearly defined Post-War Generation, so for a long time it's been easy to equate 'old people' with 'people who remember the war'.
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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I comment here because both the left and right make broadly the same point - you can’t say anything in the UK because of social pressure and/or libel laws. In short, we have libel laws, and for good reason. There has been an imbalance over their use, and legislation brought forward to prevent this
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Radio 6 Music doing the Lord's work this morning with Six of the Best from The Smiths 😍
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Why are you watching the TV and not me, human?"
Our tabby cat Izzy, sitting on a stool on front of the TV with a quizzical expression on her face.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Quicker, through her, five-fer" is a fantastic line of commentary from Henry Moeran! Well bowled Ecclestone 🙂
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Even if we win this, France will make mincemeat of us #WorldCup
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
*Logs on to Bluesky* *Sees people arguing whether all chess is 4D chess*
The meme of Bong Joon Ho sitting in front of a bookshelf with the words "To me, that's Bluesky"
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
At The Oval for the T20 World Cup semifinal, where I'm surrounded by South Africans (just call me Lesotho). Come on England!
The Oval cricket ground, nearly full, on a sunny evening, looking towards the pavilion. The England and South Africa flags are being held out.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
May all your enemies have to travel on the Central line today.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
You've heard of a booty call, now try a
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Elizabeth I, 1585:
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hydration break
Queenie from Blackadder 2, looking at the camera and holding a mug of beer
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The M&S waistcoat marketing team:
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Tee hee
A black-and-white picture of a journalist and the text:

Tom English
BBC Scotland chief sports writer in Boston
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This harming man
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Just doesn't feel right watching Mexico without Rafael Márquez
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The only thing I'm enjoying about this game so far is the retro goal nets #ThreeLions
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
All men have now moved up one place in the world handsomeness rankings. RIP Anthony Head.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
If Alice Capsey doesn't make the starting eleven for the World Cup now... 😠
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
"No, human, you will not read about Andy Burnham"
Our tabby cat Izzy, lying on our copy of The Times open on an article about Andy Burnham, on a table on our patio
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Hard to overstate how brilliant Ryana MacDonald-Gay was last night (and thank goodness for that, given how brainless some of Surrey's batting was in the run chase). Can't help but feel that England are missing out 🤔
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Andrew R @excelpope.net · 24/05/2026
🎵Now randy Andy likes 'em young 🎵Gets 'em with an Epstein bung 🎵I might well have the bastard hung 🎵When I'm cleaning Windsors
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
He was very advanced for his time, to have his own WiFi password
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Everyone at the BBC who didn't want to move north:
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Surrey's batting today
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Step On A Rake наступить на грабли
Alt: Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons stepping on multiple rakes one after another.
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Chris Lutton @chrislutton92.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast and free corsets for the under-5s
Ivor Biggun from Blackadder The Third wearing the Standing at the Back Dressed Stupidly and Looking Stupid Party rosette.
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