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Cumbria, but not anymore. Migrated further up the map. Ex NHS lead apron model, now sit behind a cavity magnetron. Ish. Explains my radiant personality, I suppose. 3 months younger than Bagpuss. ☎️01 811 8055 #IC276

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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 11h
BBC News - Oasis unheard recordings pulled from auction after band 'sue' - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Can I bung in a tenner? I don't want to hear them either.
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Oasis unheard recordings pulled from auction after band 'sue'
The auction house said it was "very disappointed" the lot could no longer be sold.
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Leftback @leftback.bsky.social · 21h
The more information that gets put out about what this isn't, the more it becomes likely that it was the annual meeting of the 'getting shoved in a barrel' fetishists who chose the location very poorly.
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Worstradamus strikes again.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@grovedigger.bsky.social
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Andy Burnham rules out giving workshy fops like Reeves the time of day
Bob as Graham Lister
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@smithandsniff.bsky.social Free Willy? www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/2657067...
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Man arrested for indecent exposure at Beaulieu National Motor Museum
A man has been arrested after officers investigated a report of indecent exposure at the National Motor Museum in Beaulieu
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I imagine Neil Hunt is spectacularly put out.
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gosport local, Dave sounds like he might need to join a union. Best kick him in the goolies BEFORE the membership goes through.
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm not saying tying people to a stake at low tide and letting nature take its course was an effective deterrent against piracy, but I don't see why we don't rerun the experiment
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sometimes 'Good enough' is all we need. It's OK to plateau.
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Jack Caramac @jackcaramac.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
G'nite everyone.
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Toby Hadoke @tobyhadoke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Stephanie Cole Guardian obit by me (very fast turnaround so be kind). Huge big thanks to @andypodding.bsky.social who sent above and beyond to help me out! www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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Stephanie Cole obituary
Stage and screen actor admired for her television roles in Waiting for God, Tenko and Doc Martin
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So, my elbow seems to have decided to elbow differently. Brilliant.
A lumpy pasty elbow.
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Amanda Holden is on the telly box. The telly box is in the restroom at work. The restroom at work is full.
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ratcliffe shoots himself in the arse, and then blames everyone else. Standard.
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Aw balls. Stephanie Cole 😥
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
'Cocainey' #TOTP
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
'I hear you're banning media outlets from the White House now, Father'
A gentleman in tweed and spectacles stands behind a stone wall.
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 17/09/2026
ed sheeran 🤝 starbucks and their union-busters
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Time for some positive news …
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Things you only ever see when naked.
Sign in a shower imploring one to not fall over, while reminding the showererer that non slip mats are available from reception.
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Lurchin has just ridden his bike onto the drive with his girlfriend perched on the handlebars. She. Looked. Terrified.
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’ve reached the point - well actually, I reached it a while ago - where I’m militantly anti-AI. Fine - use it in bioscience labs and radiology where it might help analyse data more effectively. Use it sparingly for systems engineering. Everywhere else, it can fuck off.
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Lewis Baston @lewisbaston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Look, I want to defend the BBC as an institution but they make it very difficult. When the right comes to attack it, as they will, there will hardly be anyone there to defend it.
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@shadowcaster6656.bsky.social Just got a DM from you dude. Did you mean to fire one over?
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I miss the olden days with its non-fascist flashmobs.
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 06/09/2026
How fast was the duck going?
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James Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The longest known Viking ship was discovered by chance while digging up ground to build an extension to the Viking Ship Museum.
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Do Kent County Council use their road rollers at the weekend? If they're free....
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juux @juux.com · 04/09/2026
Argentine President refuses to confirm or deny whether his mother visited the Embassy club in Manchester in 1969.

[photos of both Javier Milei and Bernard Manning looking suspiciously alike]
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Findlay Leask @throttlesteerer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I hope if I ever get divorced I don't get THIS divorced
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The Seldom Seen Kid @seldom-seen-kid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They're all dead, Dave.
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm at my parents house. I'm not saying they're both deaf, but they're in the same room and it sounds like 2 ferries are squaring up to one another.
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@herring1967.bsky.social David wonders if you could suggest an activity for him to do with his pumpkin?
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Moral vacuum.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Film idea. Trading Places 2. Two rich old guys bet on what would happen if a total fucking idiot became leader of the free world.
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Scabby Plastic Lorry is off to live on a Scabby Plastic Lorry farm. #Algal
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hahaha. Fuck off.
A screenshot of an eBay notification imploring me to not let a can of Rich Energy slip away.
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fuxache #Dolly
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ten years ago I saw Kit Harington in Doctor Faustus. At the time, I thought he was poorly cast as a man who makes a deal with the devil.
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@throttlesteerer.bsky.social Ahem. ebay.io/m/yCu8L6
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Rich Energy drinks can Formula 1 HAAS team memorabilia UNOPENED | eBay UK
Formula 1 HAAS team title sponsor, before they were forced to change their logo. RARE unopened Rich Energy drinks can.
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Name your favourite Bob
Spit The Dog. With an inexpensive Des Lynam lookalike.
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I call this one 'fat bloke cuts his way out from behind a shed he's just built'
An oscillating multitool cuts away a strip of planking.
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BigDaftDad @bigdaftdad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Thoroughly enjoyed this evening in the company of Mr R. Smith Esq and chums. What a set!
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