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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 01/09/2026
Is it fair that George Santos is the sin-eater for every possible kind of American political corruption? No. Is it *funny?* Yes. Yes it is.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
new yorkers en masse have expressed their enthusiasm for democratic socialism. but these forty men surveyed in the waiting room of the coeur d’alene family court have a different perspective
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jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@katie.bzky.team the creatine is a working. I bought some after seeing your tweets and I swear I lift better now
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Image from the film “synecdoche new york”, Robert anymore Hoffman in old man makeup sits on a stoop, a speech bubble extends down to make it look like he’s saying the quoted post
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
That’s the name of this guy
The painting that will heal the world from podcast Episode 1, it has a Yoda looking guy smoking with a Taco Bell saying stop wars
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 07/05/2026
BREAKING: Budget Hawks Want Means Testing
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Announcement: chat jipiti
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jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Snide Quest
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
BUTTMAD: Why Millenials are Dying of Colorectal Cancer
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jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
If gen z quit spending so much on beans they could afford a down payment on a home
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TomTom @tomtomchi.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I;m thinking about thos fuel shortages
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
this is god's chosen closed-down forest service pit toilets
the pit toilets have shafts of sunlight streaming through the trees onto them
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I don’t know you tell me
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/05/2026
This may seem harsh to some readers but I believe the Supreme Court Justices should be sent to a sort of Hellraiser type of dimension
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 19/04/2026
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jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Rock type bf, fairy/fighting type gf
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jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
if you tell a newsmax host he should be drawn and quarted twitter bans you immeditely lol. It took about 3 seconds
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 16/04/2026
gas station breakfast has me feeling like the white count dooku
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jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Chaser but for furries. Zookeeper? Dogcatcher? Still working on this idea
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jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I really played myself when I decided that "goes on the computer" should be what I do for work
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 09/04/2026
you ever noticed how nobody says "oh yooohoooo, boys~~~" anymore?
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jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Post a pic where your delusional parasitosis was tea. Name your top 3 hamburger fillings. What's a felony that's got you like this. Why aren't bisexual men tipping 40%
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
they're playing :)
a very small watercolor of a puppy plane and a puppy car playing in the road
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Brooklyn Expo of Comics @bkexpocomics.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Brooklyn Expo of Comics (BEC) is a new 2-day comics festival that will take place November 14-15 in Williamsburg. Natalie, @benpassmore.bsky.social, and @adamtots.bsky.social all say this will be Brooklyn's best fest yet. Applications are now LIVE for BEC until May 17, link in bio to apply!
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 02/04/2026
i'm gonna be real i don't know why we're going to the moon again but i'm all for it. fuck it let's go to the moon. winston overwatch is up there. let's say hello
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jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Music for childless uncles
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jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Back at the gym after 9 days off, listening to chud metal, and the weight is moving easier than ever. That's the method unfortunately
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jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Summer 2026 called shots: Straight cis people start saying trade and agp Baggy pants backlash US military action against Cuba
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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 @gremlin.world · 24/03/2026
LOGIN BONUS: SNES Cartridge Be sure to log in tomorrow to receive your next bonus!
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jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Someone finally stole by bike wheels tonight. I'm a real new yorker now
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
When this haircut shows up in your arrakis it means spice prices about to go up
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 19/03/2026
screenshot from food tracking app

Eating mayonnaise helps keep you on track!
We've noticed that on days you incorporate mayonnaise, you tend to keep your total calories lower.
Learn more about this pattern
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jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
my grandma died barely a year after entering the public domain
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 01/08/2025
I'm 37 years old
Discord pop up that says "Your Orbs Are Waiting"
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John Light @johnalight.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I like the Brian Lehrer call in segments, you get to hear from the most insane upper manhattan inhabitants
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jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
i was probably feeling normal when i wrote this
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶
Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 28/02/2026
*scrolling past hot bitches on my phone without looking at them* I cannot do this right now hot bitches
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Vegemite iSnack 2.0
A jar of Vegemite iSnack 2.0. Released in 2009, this experimental spread was a blend of Vegemite and a cream cheese, which you would not know from its name
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
edited tweet by normal_now

Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Law school and the professor is writing like "laws = real" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school
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jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
NPR is reporting that the Iranian girls school that we vaporized "just did that itself"
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Bryce @girl.creditcard · 04/03/2026
kinda cool how TDD was all the rage with senior engineers advocating for it as the ideal to strive for as it took more time initially but forced us to deeply think about our solutions up front but now those same engineers just say we dont need to waste time on unit tests ai can just do it afterwards
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 04/03/2026
*watching a guy in a t-shirt and sport coat talk about a weird fridge for an hour on YouTube* wow
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I’m actually more worried about the gays of Hormuz, just an ally I guess!!!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Virgin Atlantic doesn't give a shit we're going straight to Mumbai come hell or high water
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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 @gremlin.world · 25/02/2026
LOGIN BONUS: Fountain Pen Be sure to log in tomorrow to receive your next bonus!
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jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
@syntax.fm listened to your 2/25/26 show, and I'm wondering how you square your enthusiasm for AI with the observation that it is making the Internet (and email, and text messaging, etc) awful to use. As a dev, it does make my work easier but it seems like a net negative for the web as a user
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jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Two eggs Sunnyside up
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