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@bierincognito.bsky.social
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
We're at sinans house being cunts on stream @onlycans.bsky.social @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Incredible name
A poster for bowling that says gay city bowlers
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 14/02/2026
Ok but detained for what crime exactly?
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
She Nott ing my ham til I forrest
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
If you put every American in a septic tank, life would improve for about 95% of them
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Wong Turn 2: Dead End @wonggifs.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Honestly this is actually one of the sickest T-shirts I've ever seen
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 14/02/2026
This is blackout poetry to me
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
To Australians it is the summer games
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Like was Beetlejuice a big deal in Denmark or whatever?
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I do not care for the Olympics, winter or summer, because people who are good at sports gatekeep them
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The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Picture 1: Two plain clothes police officers during a search of Peter Mandelson's home Picture 2: Police search Nicola Sturgeon and Peter Murrell's home
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Talent is a gatekeeping mechanism
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Death Camp For Cutie over here
a shopping mall emo/indie kid who is somehow also an ICE thug
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
It's funny that every person who stops using twitter does so at the exact moment that it has become objectively incorrect to still be there
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
This fucking guy we just met fucking hell
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Just found out someone beansed these guys
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
3 old men in the middle of Nottingham with sandwich boards saying "protect women" and "there's no such thing as a trans child" so I shouted at them and came to a gay pub #ally
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/01/2026
one last time, for the road
Brendel: Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn't understand normal sane Americans crave" and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like "Leprechauns are real and I'm going to cook one"
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Head Home For The Night (rerun)
A pigeon is flying, close up on its face, saying to itself “woof, big day out on the town. I’m bushed. Time to head home.
Pulling back now we see the pigeon has a muscular human body wearing tight trunks dangling off itself. It is flapping very hard to keep aloft.
The body flexes, the pigeon says “is it embarrassing to have a fullsized human as a penis, you ask? Perhaps in that I can never be fully modest in public. But I have made peace with that.”
The body crashes into a telephone pole. The pigeon yells “oww! My dick!”
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 01/01/2026
Started the new year by launching a million fireworks at my neighbours dog
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Feeling like a big ol' humbug
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Qweets sent immediately before getting arrested
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Reach out and cwtch me.
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
More like Farter Christmas!! Haha!! #CoalCrew #BringMeCoal
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This took me far too long to make. If only there was some kind of machine could've done it for me…
The Time magazine cover with the architects of AI on it but I've made it so they are all shitting on the people below them
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The album art for the worlds greatest Christmas album: punk goes Christmas
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This is a great book. Stefan deserves to win a prize!!
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Adding the location of my pitchfork shop to this map
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
🙃
when i was in middle school our teachers told us that you can't "make up" hours of sleep after not getting enough, and i thought that meant that if i didnt get enough sleep one night i would be tired for the rest of my life. and then i was
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 27/11/2025
doing that thing where you eat lots of pineapple to make your cum taste better but instead of pineapple it’s marmite and eggs
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Every time I've seen an I, Robot or Detroit Become Human style sci-fi racism allegory, I always think "I would be kind to the robots :)" But every single time I've used Chatgpt, I end up verbally abusing it like a mean step-dad. I literally tell it shit like "I wish you had feelings I could hurt"
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
If I were to say that Wargasm are like the British Die Antwoord would you get what I meant?
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Err Steig Larsson, I am not sure about this latest book
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
This 👇
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.
BBC report that police are focussing on a 'ladder placed against the side of the Louvre' while investigation a recent theft from the art gallery.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/10/2025
me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel? my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Guy who says "ding dong" when he sees a beautiful woman
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Fucking hate tiktoks and reels
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Americans love marrying their cousins
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Caught a 24 hour ban on twitter so hey
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
@thesinankose.bsky.social come to Billy's I've got a wrist band for you (don't let the bouncers see me give you it)
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laura - yscmab out now on steam!! @freezydorito.lol · 19/10/2025
americans in decoration subreddits: hi please help me create a cozy scandinavian vibe northern europeans in the same subreddits: [posts picture of jail cell with ikea furniture] hi my friend varf hybjör says this is not looking enough like a jail cell yet should i remove some more plants
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Headed to the Hockley Hustle #Music #Live #Nottingham #Fun
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
The rock city toilet smell has gone
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Off too see Newfound Glory tonight (it's ok they got rid of the nonce one)
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
The angriest I’ve ever been in my life was when the Jeremy Renner app shut down before I could download the last DMs my dad sent me before he died
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