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Misha Tri-Flow Glow

@spoketension.bsky.social
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Cyclist, hiker, former bicycle mechanic, married dad, punk and indie fan. Crimlaw. Chicago native (Rogers Park!) transplanted to the Southeast US.

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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 15h
Of all the Trumpers who still love Donald after he does something that hurts them or their community, cops will love him the most.
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 20h
The most quotable movie of all time
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Spinal Tap: Fine Line Between Stupid and Clever
Alt: Spinal Tap scene: Fine Line Between Stupid and Clever
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 20h
I’m really not looking forward to seeing the sad look on my kids’ faces when I tell them Toyotathon is cancelled this year
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There is only one documented case of a three-person set of twins
The cover of the album Into the Gap but the band the Thompson Twins
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love this so much
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Elect”
An election sign in the grassy median strip along a road. The sign says “elect Roger Alfred sheriff.” the word “elect” is within quotation marks.
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Minor Threat is, in my opinion, the best punk band of the early 80s, but Group Sex is maybe the best punk rock album of that era. Violent, fast, funny, furious at those in power, and musically amazing, the album has everything you want from punk rock.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One, this hilariously outs who all got the talking points in advance and how blatantly they parrot those. Two, Schmitt really thought today he'd launch himself to the VP nomination and with that a decent shot at the presidency down the line. Instead this is the only thing he'll be remembered for.
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do the republicans as a party have any campaign strategy aside from “trans bad”?
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the face of a witness who suddenly realizes they are in a reverse Perry Mason Moment
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Has Iran even said “thank you” once?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is the rape culture btw. the one women have been warning you about, and were told we were hysterical and over-sensitive and couldn't take a joke, and that rape allegations ruin men's lives, and now we live in a meritocracy where the only "merit" is who has hurt the most women
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I am very strongly ending Sleepy Joe Biden’s war on Iran and begging the Supreme Leader at levels never seen before to open the Strait of America.”
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look at this lil dude I encountered today
A green tree frog nestled in some grass and foliage
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can’t even eat Tide Pods™️ at the job interview anymore because of woke
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Mac And Me Wheelchair
ALT: Mac And Me Wheelchair
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brought a Smirnoff Ice to my job interview and put it in a big envelope with my resume. When the interviewer opened it I shouted, “you got ICED, bro!” And he had to chug it and then everyone laughed and clapped. I did not get the job.
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This NC police crime lab analyst faked DNA tests. In response, law enforcement “investigated” for 2 1/2 years before charging her with a misdemeanor (false report to police). But the statute of limitations on misdemeanors in N.C. is two years, so the case is almost certainly going to be dismissed.
charlotteobserver.com
Former DNA analyst for CMPD accused of obstruction of justice, state agents say
The incident dates to a “false report” filed in March 2024.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 22/09/2026
my love and respect for Larry David grows all the time pagesix.com/2026/09/22/h...
After the dressing down — which ended up having the crowd in tears, of laughter and joy, the agent writes — Emanuel recalls, “Seating Larry at the same table as Elon Musk: Not my best decision.” 
As soon as the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star sees the Tesla mogul,”he starts cursing, yelling, saying things many people would like to say to Elon” about the SpaceX’s leader’s politics. 
David was “right up in Elon’s face, before the dinner starts,” and, guests had to separate them.
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Was watching a suppression hearing and one of the lawyers asked for 2 min bathroom break. Judge said no. Interrupting a hearing to ask to go to the bathroom is embarrassing and prob means the lawyer’s dying to go. Another example of the thousand banal cruelties that can be inflicted from the bench.
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tired: McRib Inspired: NickRib
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 21/09/2026
What better way to show off our city to 50 visiting mayors than from the roof of a double decker bus?
Mayor Mamdani and 50 mayors of cities around the world ride a double decker bus in NYC. Mayor Mamdani and 50 mayors of cities around the world ride a double decker bus in NYC.Mayors from around the world ride a double decker bus in NYC. Mayor Mamdani and 50 mayors of cities around the world ride a double decker bus in NYC. 

A smiling bicyclist pops a wheelie alongside the bus.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/09/2026
fellow patriots fans, patriots haters, come and join me in laughing very hard at aaron rodgers
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The ghoulie popping out of a toilet bowl from the movie Ghoulies
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trump Take Pumpkin (Also this is the most chaotic grocery store pricing sign I’ve ever seen)
A sign at a grocery store on a bin full of carving pumpkins. The sign says “pumpkin carving jumbo 15 CT $20.“ But the sign also says one dollar each. The sign presents three possibilities: pumpkins are $20 each or pumpkins are $1 each or pumpkins are $1.33 each.
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The First Amendment does not exist for you to voice your grievances about the administration or the oligarchs The First Amendment exists so that AT&T can boldly and falsely claim that its network offers the best wireless coverage.
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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 18/09/2026
Another must-read from @ftrain.com, a profoundly informed (and undeceived) writer on all things A.I. (n.b. Paul is an Ellie award-winning writer, an entrepreneur and businessman, an insightful theorist of the internet of the olden time, etc. etc.) www.nytimes.com/2026/09/12/o...
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Opinion | A.I. Slopware Is Everywhere Now. Nobody Is Using It. (Gift Article)
Just because A.I. is revolutionizing coding, doesn’t mean it will automatically revolutionize our apps.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me .5 seconds after saying the edible ain't shit
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s wild you’re expected to celebrate SCOTUS not allowing the president to dismantle a voting method used by tens of millions at the 11th hour — and also, at the same time, it absolutely is a big deal and couldn’t be taken for granted.
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Politico is reporting that GOP lawmakers “believe” Mitch McConnell will return to the senate this week.
A skeleton scooting around in a walker/wheelchair contraption
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just finished reading this and loved it. Absolutely beautiful language, and a story that is fantastical and complex but reads fast like an adventure novel. Vividly depicts the horrors of trench warfare and handles a religious theme in a way that I - a non-spiritual person - found compelling.
The cover of the novel Angel Down by Daniel Kraus
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wow man, I wonder if he has ever heard of the Vietnam War.
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
TFW the chef brings out a perfect medium-rare steak
An amazing photo by Doug mills of the NYTImes showing Trump on an airport tarmac waving his hands around. The photo was taken with a slow enough shutter speed that Donald’s hands are motion-blurred
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
AI stands for Asshole Interface
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For Trump, 9/11 means squeezing 9 pounds of fluid-swollen foot flesh into a size 11 shoe
Trump asleep onstage at a 9/11 memorial on 9/11/26A close up of Trump’s extremely swollen feet and ankles squeezing out of his shoes
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/09/2026
bang up work from the Michael Whatley campaign!
Whatley tweet with graphic saying "WE WILL NEVER FORGET SEPTEMBER 1, 2001"Whatley tweet with graphic saying "WE WILL NEVER FORGET SEPTEMBER 1, 2001"Whatley tweet with graphic saying "WE WILL NEVER FORGET SEPTEMBER 1, 2001"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dear Democrats, You will never be able to triangulate your way through racism/sexism/transphobia, because pushing a lighter, politer form of bigotry is always a lose-lose proposition. The bigots want the uncut stuff, while normal people aren't drawn to cowards who sell out. Stand your ground.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh. Oh oh my goodness my goodness my goodness
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Omg. When you’ve lost Joe DiGenova….
diGenova just told me by phone when I asked about his abrupt exit:
"If you want indictments where there's no evidence, you have an ethical problem"
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Promising my kids a $5,000 Dad Dividend if they stop rolling their eyes at my puns
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Look at my phone, dawg, I’m going to bankruptcy court
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A thing that should be taught in law school but isn’t: if you are in court and a judge compliments you, it is only because they have just done or are about to do something really awful to you and/or your client.
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
All of the right wing and most establishment democrats believe that 9/11 is a sacred topic that you must treat with unquestioning reverence. Aaaaaaaaand none of them are going to skewer Trump on this farcical lie.
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Saw some fine art this weekend
An oil painting of a jar of Duke’s Mayonnaise
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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love that no matter what issue they attempt to measure, the actual information learned from every poll is that twenty-something percent of people are drooling idiots or insane.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/09/2026
what is the world is going on with Trump's hair? (Jim Watson/AFP via Getty)
pic of Trump waving at an airport yesterdayzoom in on his hair, which is suddenly black
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Tempus Fuckit @rjpdx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One of the greatest late-night TV musical performance of all time youtu.be/9z6Nx4ZEHjo?...
youtu.be
Ty Segall - Feel - (Live on Conan)
YouTube video by rudejeams
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