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@bierincognito.bsky.social
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Of bastard course. Never been incurred before because apparently I am an embarrassment
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Come watch us be drunk on sinans stream 💋
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
We're at sinans house being cunts on stream @onlycans.bsky.social @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Incredible name
A poster for bowling that says gay city bowlers
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Hmm yeah they do love their sub prime mortgages
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
So why has anyone given him a half a million dollar mortgage?!
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Why is his aunt's mortgage in his name
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Which version of Spiderman can afford a mortgage in new york
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 14/02/2026
Ok but detained for what crime exactly?
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
She Nott ing my ham til I forrest
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
If you put every American in a septic tank, life would improve for about 95% of them
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Wong Turn 2: Dead End @wonggifs.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Honestly this is actually one of the sickest T-shirts I've ever seen
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Big dinner of amphetamines. You're welcome
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 14/02/2026
This is blackout poetry to me
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Thank you
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
And I don't see nothing wrong With a little bump and grind
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I have heard bad things
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I've not even looked at it
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Enjoy it while it lasts apparently we're all moving to something called upscrolled
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Hate them Also realised I am your reply guy today apparently. Lucky you
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
To Australians it is the summer games
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
They don't even fucking have winter in Israel piss offfffffffff
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Are you asking us to wake you up when September ends?
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Like was Beetlejuice a big deal in Denmark or whatever?
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Well quite. What about figure skating
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I do not care for the Olympics, winter or summer, because people who are good at sports gatekeep them
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
You could bet on gay things
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Cancelling you for setting fire to blind kids We used to put magnesium strips inside the computers and light them on fire. Hashtag grammar school boys do it better
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Good gatekeeper huh? How many gates do you have?
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Lmao
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I think the CIA has been putting acid in the water at all the newspapers. They're suffering from a collective delusion that Starmer is mummy's good boy in a suit
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Did not expect this classism from you, matt
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Alas other people have now started doing stuff with it :( up til now the only use it's had in my team is my boss doing everyone's annual reviews with it lol
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I keep volunteering to lead on any ai based initiative at my job and then I do absolutely nothing with it lol. Single handedly kept it out of our systems for the last 18 months
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Please stop gatekeeping art by being good at it
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Potentially you could use it to build a cruise missile
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I also love the movie cool runnings
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The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Picture 1: Two plain clothes police officers during a search of Peter Mandelson's home Picture 2: Police search Nicola Sturgeon and Peter Murrell's home
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
What do you suggest we do instead? Elect people who might make things better? You fool!
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
He's one of about 5 politicians world wide who is passably human
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Snog pep marry harry avoid kemp
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Talent is a gatekeeping mechanism
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
How is it a luxury position. What scarcity are you dealing with that you have to use ai lol
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Nightmare that's what you've gotta do but I'm glad you found a job at least
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Death Camp For Cutie over here
a shopping mall emo/indie kid who is somehow also an ICE thug
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Tbf the rogue element that worked against him was originally part of the same rogue element as Starmer
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Ok but it was all really bad. There's a whole gaggle of idiots under that tweet agreeing it was magnificent
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
If you absolutely have to then hostel it
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Watched your stream and then saw this immediately after. Did he do two speeches?
Tweet from Clare Hepworth OBE

PM Starmer's speech this morning.
Although not a particular Starmer fan  -I was loyal to the democratically elected Leader. Today,after listening to him - my respect for him increased substantially. 
My respect for the rogue element , who worked against him from the start - zero.
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