iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Poll: "90% of the population is currently struggling financially" CEO: "And we want to capture that market"

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honestom23 @honestom23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's been a while since I've made a video about a Simpsons game people have actually have heard of. A bit of a shame it's one of the most hated, but that didn't stop me from talking about it for 2 hours. The Simpsons Wrestling video is out now www.youtube.com/watch?v=Quyu...

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The Simpsons Wrestling - Ranking Every Simpsons Game

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Well they succeeded, twice as many people are talking about that country song than have actually listened to it

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Today I saw a billboard that was an ad for a company mixed with an ad for the billboard company. Does advertising now have a "with ads" tier? How far passed a recession indicator is that?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

them: if you could be anyone who would you be? me:

betty pang on ig with Xiubobo the pekingese wearing a pumpkin costume and resting in a pumpkin

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I may be the only person to ever mistake Rupert Grint for Don Cheadle, but in my defense I was wearing dark sunglasses and the most recent photo of Don Cheadle I had seen at the time was this

Don Cheadle dressed up like Captain Planet with silver/blue face paint and wearing a green wig

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 21/09/2026

remember when Biden replied to some right-wing bait question about how many genders there are with, "at least three. don't play games with me, kid." and then got elected president? that was their last winning strategy. dems: "you're a dipshit. fuck off" was your last winning strategy.

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Opinions on the economy from someone who gets paid to speak as an economist on cable news are not relevant to 99% of the population

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brutalmoose @brutalmoose.com · 19/09/2026

NEW FOODS: youtu.be/WE_OI8DxT7Y

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You think they would get along with so much in common, but alas

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Using "needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few" logic is only insightful if you are one of the few, otherwise you're just an asshole considering other people "acceptable losses"

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Founders of companies that start their name with a lower case letter get real touchy when you spell their name with a capital like a proper noun. Sorry e.e. cummings, the AI forced on my phone autocorrects company names and other nonsense words to start with capitals.

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

29% were too busy being late to their second job to respond

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What do you mean you're not going to support the guy that said he'd stab you in the back? All that will do is help the guy that said he's going to shoot you in the face.

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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

No one says “good girl” when you tell a great joke, society is bullshit

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I'm sorry I missed our daughter's graduation, I was watching a video of 50 facts that I might not know about Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4. Don't worry, I knew 40 of them.

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"Why is the internet running so slow?" "Sorry my underwear had a software update"

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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Can I get up to 100 followers before this launches on Monday? Pretty please?

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This is why we can't keep doing memes and cutesy nicknames for our enemies. The Grim Reaper does not know what a Cheeto is, let alone who it is and is just shooting wildly to make their quota. Need to get a lot more clear with the intentions to manifest an outcome we can all enjoy here.

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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

half of working in an ‘ai-empowered workplace’ is just explaining to your coworkers what they said in the document they generated and didn’t read

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

helping men go to therapy by rebranding it thimapy 🥹 #helping

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

2034: Fast and the Furious 19 2035: Beekeeper 6 2036: Pride and Prejudice

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…

MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.

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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Get comfortable engaging wirh media that isn’t what you consider “professional standard”. I’ve felt more from eight page zines made by one person than $150 million budget soulless blockbusters.

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

In order to fully understand the next Avengers movie, you need to watch 34 movies, 23 TV shows, and request Cameos from at least 3 actors in the MCU

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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

If you ever find yourself using a microphone, you don't need to shout, because the thing is that it's a microphone.

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Well that's some double plus ungood news

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Do: Let your children interact with the world to teach them autonomy and independence Do not: Let your kid insist that they are independent and can handle walking while dragging a rolling suitcase that's bigger than them at the busiest airport in the country

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

If Bluesky was really as dead as they say, could I do THIS?? (okay I am going to need this to do big numbers)

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/08/2026

Tips For Starting Your Own Business theonion.com/tips-for-starting-your…

Figure out what people want, and taint it with AI.

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

If I could just block calls from my original area code that'd cut out all spam calls, with the added bonus of me losing contact with my family

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

So the kids from Hop on Pop are the big bad villains of the Dr Seuss Universe, right?

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I went to Downtown Clowntown and everyone knew you

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

"Get me a Michael Myers mask" "Which one?" "Whatever one, just get me one"

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Any time saved by using generative AI on a creative project will be spent justifying your decision to use generative AI

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

We need to go back to using "howling coyotes in your innards" in restaurant advertising again

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Pretty sure if lawyers were banned, the billboard advertising industry would crumble

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Some kind of invasive ape 🏳️‍⚧️ @wargonopsid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Ink sketch of a waffle yaga. Seagull feet bc dumpstercore. Sketch w inks

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

"We are on pace to fly out on time, all thats required is 200 people follow simple instructi... Apologies, we have been delayed do to easily foreseen circumstances"

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Travel hack: If your phone is dying, find the gate with a flight going to Salt Lake City and you will easily find an open outlet

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026

say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Your flight is in 24 hours, you can check in now! Your flight is in 23 hours and 59 minutes! Why haven't you checked in yet? Your flight is in 23 hours and 58 minutes! You haven't checked in yet! Should we cancel it? Your flight was in 23 hours and 57 minutes, but we canceled your ticket to be safe.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

i took the text and the image from Vermont Department Of Health flyers, cleaned it up and put it on shirts. get yours at drewtoothpaste.com if you agree with the premise

different colored shirts that say "Never Touch a Bat" from the website drewtoothpaste.com

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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/07/2026

GRAND JUNCTION, CO—Pausing as he lifted a forkful of lettuce and baby spinach toward his mouth, local man Logan Barger reportedly took a moment Monday to appreciate what a good boy he was being as he ate his salad.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can continue to be a moron. www.patreon.com/lowqualityfa...

Screenshot of a social media post by lowqualityfacts featuring a humorous historical quote about Thomas Jefferson and the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, with a reply from user thaddeusmcmonster correcting the historical timeline.

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B 👻 Hekr @bhekr.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

It's odd that they keep making Christmas Carol adjacent movies after they peaked in 1992 with A Muppet Christmas Carol

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