iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"I’m not here to make friends" -guy with no friends

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A Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town · 29/09/2026

Twin Peaks: Audrey Horne.

Audrey Horne. Twin Peaks S01E04 - Rest in Pain.

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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think the tendency to take older intellectual property and making it dark and gritty has run its course. Time to start adapting older texts to be maximally horny.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

'this AI agent can do all your tasks for you' so now i gotta sit here and write a list of all my tasks for a robot to fuck up. why. why wouldn't i just keep to the current system where i fuck up my own tasks

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation

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Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 28/09/2026

I was playing Control: Resonant and glitched through the floor and into a void space and the thing about a Remedy game is that I wasn’t sure if this was intentional or not. Turns out it wasn’t. But I was not immediately sure of that.

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Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 27/09/2026

Last year after the Super Bowl, @thegiggas.bsky.social remarked that his team (Jaguars) has never even been to the Super Bowl. My wife, who has 0% interest in any sport, said “it’s okay, neither has my team.” This has spawned into an ongoing bit about how she is a die hard Detroit Lions fan.

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Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 26/09/2026

Been playing a lot of Street Fighter 6, doing ranked matches and having fun. There are still a few characters I want to try on for size but… I think I’m a Yasmine main now?

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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's cool and awesome that every century or so we have to relearn the hard lessons about why we invented government because some dumb motherfuckers forget that the cornerstone of Civilization is a thousand boring little bureaucrats doing their job, not Great Men Being Violent.

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Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 25/09/2026

My breakfast this morning was an English muffin with some of this peach/hatch chile jam on it and trust me you want to get in on these jams.

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Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 25/09/2026

I have sort of accidentally taken a break from social media almost entirely. Not for any reason other than I suddenly forgot about it. It has been nice actually, except for the fact that I have many friends and acquaintances who I really only keep in contact with via the very same social media.

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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026

this is just to say i have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to observe forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold

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Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 25/09/2026

“Man with the Golden Gun? What’s that one about?” “Well see, there’s this man.” “Yeah?” “And he’s got a gun.” “So, what?” “And the gun is golden.” “OH SHIT.” “RIGHT?”

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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

if you ever struggle with names when worldbuilding just remember there's a whole massive mountain range called The Rockies

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A Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town · 22/09/2026

Twin Peaks: Audrey Horne with a cigarette.

Audrey Horne with a cigarette. Twin Peaks S01E05 - The One-Armed Man.

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Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 21/09/2026

I realize it’s not the same system but also I’ve played Microsoft Flight Simulator and the AI ATC dropped me to 6,000 feet on a night approach into Boise and the mountain just outside of Boise is about 7,500 feet. There were no survivors. Color me skeptical.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan

newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 18/09/2026

A typewritten note that reads

screaming crying throwing up

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Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 19/09/2026

Waiting for my vaccines at Walgreens and heard an announcement for “customer assistance needed in the pain and sleep department.” And that’s life, isn’t it? It’s pain, it’s sleep. Repeat.

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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

mmygod

the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post

today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"

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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

man what do you even say anymore

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Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 18/09/2026

Legend of Zelda: Rears of the Kingdom. Is this anything? <gets sued by Nintendo>

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Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 18/09/2026

The James Bond rewatch continues with the 1972 film “Live and Let Die”, which dares to ask the question “what if not only every Black person knew each other, but they were also part of the same massive heroin empire?” So. Y’know. That exists.

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Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 17/09/2026

Also probably a cop based on the use of passive voice.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on

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Shelf Stable Podcast 🔜 Spiel Essen, PaxU @shelfstablecast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Woke up temporarily to write a dream idea that would "revolutionize Uno." When I checked my notes app this morning, it said, "+1 card."

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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...

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TV’s Kevin Lanigan @tvskevinlanigan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“It’s when the sun is up”

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Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 16/09/2026

My opening act is just to play Dr. Wily stage 1 theme from Mega Man 2 on loop for 20 straight minutes and it will be the highlight of everybody’s evening.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Every new dinosaur thing is like the Tyrannosaurus Rex wore short sleeved dress shirts and worked as a paralegal

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Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 16/09/2026

Trying a bunch of different Street Fighter 6 characters and somehow I got placed in Bronze 5 with Ryu despite still being bad at this game.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay

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Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 15/09/2026

My wife, explaining Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, a movie I have not seen: …and he falls in love with a woman named Truly Scrumptious. Me: That’s a Bond-girl-ass name right up there with Pussy Galore. A day later she shows me the trailer for it and I see Ian Fleming‘s name on it. Oh. That explains it.

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This is the most revealing peak inside Donald Trump's brain we've ever been given, in the sense that only someone with literal mush for brains would consider putting these songs together. It's baffling. When we ask whether Trump is a unique historical actor, this is the evidence pointing to yes.

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Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 14/09/2026

Are Mentos commercials still a thing? If I did something really weird to work around an inconvenience and then held up a thing of breath mints, would teens today understand the reference or would they just be confused and call me unc?

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

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Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 12/09/2026

A second bidet has hit the household. (I ordered two but wanted to make sure the first one had no issues before installing the second, lest I make every bathroom in this house unusable. But both installs were successful.)

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Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 12/09/2026

Literally any time there’s two of something I solemnly say “a second [thing] has hit [wherever the thing is].” Somebody brought a second pie to thanksgiving? “A second pie has hit the Thanksgiving dinner.” I’ve been doing this for like two decades.

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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This image was posted on Something Awful within the hour of the second tower being hit iirc

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Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 12/09/2026

Alright, everybody who has ever told me to install a bidet, I have installed a bidet.

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AhoyFromCathy, MA, MS @ahoyfromcathy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I keep reading about this unity and bond that I truly did not see. It immediately went to Islamophobia. IMMEDIATELY. I did not ever see this shared purpose. This time was definitely unlike anything I’ve ever seen before or since, but not in a unity kind of way.

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scwiba @scwiba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This man won his primary by 30 points.

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Paul @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

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cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Don’t worry. Abigail wants you. She’s always wanted you.

The image features neon pink text on a textured background with the heading "Warrior Affirmations." The text includes statements about masculinity and virility, and references the game "Stardew Valley."

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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

(Unfolding iPhone duo) time to unlock my potential (snapping open mechanical keyboard) on my mini computer (hanging three batteries over my shoulder) ‘cause we’re at peak design (AirPlay enabled) and nothing will stop me (slamming apple vision over my eyes) from productivity (my car crashes)

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